Emma

Like, my old parking tickets.

Wild.

Anyway.

So I was poking around my own files and then I'm like, well, I wonder if there's anything on Seth.

So I start poking around.

I put in Seth's name.

There was actually two entries of the same name, but I could tell one was the same age as him and the other one was like 75 or something.

Which one was him?

And under his name, I see a charge for failure to pay child support.

Which is one thing, but I did not even know this guy has a kid.

Oh.

Yes.

And I know it's his profile because everything else matches.

The phone number matches, his address matches.

So I know it's him because at first I really needed to make sure that I wasn't like, I didn't want to think I have the wrong person and look like a real crazy if I, you know, if it wasn't him.

But like I said, all the data matched.

So I had to confront him about it.

And I did.

And he said his excuse to me is I just wanted to get to know you first before I told you about my kid.

But did I tell you the part where it's been five months?