Emmy
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This one's broken. I broke the stanchion. I broke the stanchion. I tried to sell it to Gwynn's. They wouldn't take it. She's like, we need a new stanchion right fucking now. God damn it.
I thought we were going to be talking about stanchions. Cause you know what I stand? Chins. Oh my God. We're talking about this.
She's like, Michael, I literally, I did everything I could to help these girls. I do everything.
I'm trying to figure out a specific crop top here. Yeah.
Yeah.
And she's like, he is not cheating. Relax, relax. Do not get aggravated.
She goes, Oh my God. Well, take it off. Take it off. Well, take it off right now. Take it off. Well, what the hell?
This is the best day bar I've ever seen in my life.
Like, the whole city can see my face.
Yeah.
She's like, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, I have 12 minutes left. What if Grace Lilly doesn't show up?
They're like, will Grace show up? Dun, dun, dun. Where's Grace Lilly? This is so fucked up, fucked up, fucked up, fucked up.
Ashley Savoni, she don't take no baloney.
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She ain't no shrinking Violet Couture. We love you guys.
Like, I mean, like all these people are involving myself, but like, what the fuck are we supposed to do? That girl has all her eggs in one basket. Eggs are so expensive right now. Stop putting them in baskets.
Okay, so Maddie's like, Emmy is trying to convince herself that our relationship is perfect and I have to accept that Emmy wants us for herself and if she's happy, then like, kudos.