E.R. Fightmaster
Appearances
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Ich brauche niemals meine Stimme zu hören. Und ich habe nur Karrieren gewählt, in denen ich es immer hören werde. Und jedes Mal, wenn ich es höre, bin ich so, das ist fucking gross. Ja.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
It's true, because I've worked in a writer's room and it was so helpful to me to work in a writer's room because you get to be involved a little bit in the casting. And so you do, you spend months creating these people that actually can never really exist. Sie werden niemals in der gleichen Art und Weise existieren, wie du sie in deinem Kopf hast.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Dein Skript geht durch so viele Netzwerknote und Veränderungen, bevor es auf die TV kommt. Und dann, wenn du durch den Kastungsprozess gehst, suchen wir für jeden, den wir audieren, die Antwort zu sein. Bevor ich in einer Writers Room war, ging ich in viele Sachen, wo ich dachte, vielleicht haben sie etwas im Kopf. Vielleicht ist das, was sie wollen. Nein, nein, nein.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Sie wollen, dass du der richtige Fuss bist. Und sie würden gerne überrascht sein.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Ich denke, dass Casting Direktoren auch so aufgeregt werden, dass sie denken, wir haben nicht mal über diesen Punkt nachgedacht.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Es ist so seltsam, denn es ist das selbe Hinweis, das ich jüngeren Menschen geben würde, wenn sie fragen, wie sie im Kreativfeld sind. Das, was dich besonders macht, ist, dass du eins von einem bist. Und tatsächlich sind wir alle eins von einem. Und es werden sicherlich Akteure sein, die wirklich eine Molde befinden. Und sie werden diesen gleichen Rollen über und über und über machen.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Und ich denke, das ist Ich meine, es ist wirklich großartig, diese Sache zu machen, die so einfach zu konsumieren ist. Aber ich bin nicht so einfach zu konsumieren, und so bist du auch nicht. Und das ist das, was uns so fucking süß riecht. Das ist wahr. Okay, Tee, Beret, schau dir das an. Wir sind wirklich die sauren Kandys der Industrie. Ja, das ist so wahr.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
I've done audio erotica, which was hard. It's fun, but it's hard. And you talk about feeling like a cornball. That's what I mean.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Nicht jeder wird uns lieben, aber die Leute, die uns lieben, sind die einzige, die sie kaufen. Ja, das ist wahr. Ich versuche nicht zu sein, weil niemand von mir so denken wird. Das ist wahr. Und ich habe auch zu meinem Team gesagt, dass ich Anleitungen für Dinge habe, die eine Frau oder etwas anderes suchen. Und ich war so, okay, danke, dass du mir das gesendet hast.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Das sieht wirklich spannend aus. Wenn sie eine Frau suchen oder etwas anderes, suchen sie mich nicht. Richtig, genau.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Es ist mehr realistisch, wenn du mich für etwas sendest, dass wir einen Mann suchen und wir offen sind zu Dingen, dann könnte ich eine wirklich leise Überraschung sein.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Aber ich bringe nicht traditionelle Feminität in eine Art und Weise, die der Casting-Direktor wahrscheinlich sucht. Und sogar die Version von Non-Binary, die sie suchen, ist wahrscheinlich mehr Femme-Präsentation. Und so musst du einfach real sein. Ich weiß, wo ich fit bin und ich versuche, authentisch zu sein. Ja.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Wenn ich einen Charakter geschrieben hätte, der ein Drew-Affalo-Type wäre, würde ich dich einbringen. Und wenn du mir einen wirklich unterdrückten Drew gegeben hättest, wäre ich so, ah, fuck. Weißt du was ich meine? Das ist auch ein Teil davon. Es ist wie eine Balance. Es ist. Du willst nicht eine Charikatur von dir sein.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Und ich denke, viele Leute denken, dass der Trick zum Aktivismus, ich habe das mit vielen Komedienfreunden gesehen, dass sie in den Aktivismus gehen und sagen, ich weiß, was Aktivismus ist. Es ist, wenn du all die Freude aus deinem Arsch nimmst und du bist wirklich still. Ja. Und ich bin definitiv dazu eingefallen.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Ich hatte meine Momente, wo ich gesehen habe, dass ich meinen kleinen Sprech verloren habe. Aber ich denke, ich denke, sie wollen dich. Und sie können dir immer sagen, es zurückzutun. Aber wenn ich jemanden sehe und sie sind wirklich unterdrückt, ist es schwieriger, sie zu vorstellen. Popping Tee. I'd rather see somebody pop and be like, okay, that was fun. That was so fun.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Ich meine, du wirst überrascht sein. Es ist auch seltsam, weil ich es mit jemandem gemacht habe, der in meinen Ohren ist. Ich höre diese Frau mit diesem wunderschönen, professionellen Audio-Eradica-Gespräch. Und jedes Mal hat sie eine Liste von Dialogen und es kommt in meine Ohren und ich bin so, oh.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
She's a little bit more calm.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Like everything that you're giving me, but a little bit more grounded.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Mein Lieblingsspiel ist wahrscheinlich Musik. Aber ich liebe wirklich das Aktieren.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Danke. Ich fühle die Sache mit dem Aktieren. Ich denke, das ist eine wirklich dumme Antwort. Es gibt eine Beleidigung für die Existenz. Und es ist nicht, was die Leute denken. Es ist das, wie du weißt, wir sind Multi-Hyphenate. Wir arbeiten immer mit Aktivität. Du wirst ein bisschen kinder behandelt, weil du ein Asset bist. And they need you there and they need you here at this time.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
And then they have this really ridiculous understanding that actors, who I find that are often the smartest people in the room, they have this understanding that actors are complete morons and should be owned by the state. And so they take you everywhere on that golf cart. They are driving you around like you could not possibly know how to walk. And I am in the golf cart being like,
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Yeah. Aber sie informieren uns alle. Und das, was mich... Du sprichst davon, dass wir wie Scharke sind. Wenn wir schwimmen, sterben wir. Das, was mich wirklich fasziniert, ist die Lust darauf, das beste Kunstwerk möglich zu machen. Und Schreiben hat mir geholfen, Casting zu verstehen und hat mir geholfen, Direktivität zu verstehen.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Und Direktivität hat mir geholfen, ein Skript, das nicht mein war, zu nehmen und Veränderungen zu machen, die notwendig waren, und zu verstehen, dass ich, wenn ich Netzwerknote bekomme, nicht persönlich auf mein Schriftstück verurteilt werde. Ich bin in einer Schriftstufe und das hat mir geholfen, mich besser zu verhalten.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Sie informieren uns alle und komisch gesagt, ist Komik das, was mich am besten in der Musik versteht. Denn mit Musik bist du vor einem Live-Audienz und alles kann immer falsch gehen und nur Komiker können das beantworten.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
forget where you're at for a sec but the noises that like I make when I'm like turned on are like they're certainly not registering the same way I'm acting it's the hardest acting I've ever done I bet and then you narrated someone else's book Ich habe das Buch von Corey McCarthy mit Manowar gedreht. Es war ein Buch über einen Trans-Kid in Ohio.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Ja, du spielst so viel Zeit in einer wirklich wunderschönen Weise. Es ist wie so eine Reise. Du kannst so viel Zeit spielst, um andere zu helfen, ihr Baby zu erschaffen. Ja, und dann ist die Musik wie ein Asset zu ihnen, wie du gesagt hast. Ja, weißt du, wie ich mich fühle? Ich fühle mich wie einer von diesen Nannys, die Kinder zu Hause haben.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Ich liebe diese Kinder, aber ich verliere meinen eigenen.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Aber ich weiß, dass du deine Musik tourst. Wie gefällt dir Tour?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Needed somewhere all the time. Really something is expected from you all the time. And not everybody understands that just you need 15 minutes or you'll kill them. Yeah, true. Ich brauche nur 15 Minuten oder du wirst tot. Bitte. Ja, geh raus.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Ja, und wir werden älter, weißt du was ich meine? Ich bin nicht 22, wo ich sage, es ist so lustig, wie alle anderen leben.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
I know. Oh mein Gott. Das ist schrecklich für mich. Ich bin gestern zu meinem Partner nach Hause gegangen und sie war so, was willst du tun? Und ich war so, ich denke, ich möchte lachen. Legitim. Und dann war sie so, das klingt so schön. Wir saßen auf der Couch, cross-legged, nicht aneinander zu schauen, keine TV, keine Musik.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Das war schwer, weil es drei Tage in einem Kaisen war, wie du weißt.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Wenn jemand hierher kommen würde, würde es aussehen, als ob wir durch unsere Knochen eingeladen wurden. Sie downloaden uns die Informationen. Und ihre Statue ist genauso verrückt. Ich finde es sehr hilfreich, manchmal jemanden zu finden, der so psychotisch beschäftigt ist, wie wir sind. Weil es so viel Gnade gibt.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Von zehn bis zwölf Stunden am Tag. Und wie ich es dir gesagt habe, du lernst irgendwie zwei Stunden lang und dann wird plötzlich jemand sagen, hey, können wir dich stoppen? Das ist nicht so, wie du es sagst. Ja. And I'm fully like... I fucking edit it out. Hey, fix it in post. I want to keep going. I don't... I did start at the end of it.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Ja, es ist romantisch.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Und ich finde, wenn ich online gehe, zappt es mein Gehirn. Und es macht mich so, oh ja, ich sollte an dieser Sache arbeiten. Und dann bin ich in der Wohnung und sage, weißt du was, ich sollte an dieser Sache sauber sein. Es wäre wirklich schön, wenn ich mehr gelesen hätte. Ich sollte auf dem Piano Skala laufen. Ich arbeite darauf nicht genug. Und deshalb muss ich sagen, es ist Stereo-Zeit.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Und ich werde vollkommen so... Oh mein Gott.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
ist so lustig. Ich denke, es war in der Mitte, weil ich so viel Enttäuschungsmanagement hatte, was ich mir gebe, wo ich sage, es wird schlecht sein. Es wird schlecht sein.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
ist ein hartes Publikum. Sie werden hierher kommen. Sie werden dieses Scheiß hassen. Okay, und du wirst sie gewinnen müssen. Und ich habe das nicht halb so viel gemacht wie bei allen anderen Touren. Aber für L.A., weil es so viel für mich bedeutet, weil es Familie und Freunde ist. Und du willst nicht wirklich, weißt du, du willst ihnen keine schlechte Zeit geben.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Du willst nichts Entschädigendes machen. Und du weißt, dass du darüber nachdenken wirst, für fucking immer. Ich bin einfach da rausgegangen, wirklich so in die Höhe eingezogen, an der Spitze meines Spiels. Und L.A. kam so hart an die Party. Das war toll. Unglaublich. Sie singten die Lieder. Es gab Teile des Shows, in denen ich völlig... Weißt du was ich meine?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
You know, you go kind of insane and at the end of it I was kind of like, well, why don't you just say it and we'll dub it in.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Die Gratitude, die ich hatte, war unglaublich. Die Kinder muschelten und eine Mädchen hat ihr Wig weggezogen. Das war das Beste. Weißt du, es ist lustig.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Ja, es ist kein ER-Fightmaster-Konzert ohne ein Wig.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Wollt ihr Party oder was? Ja, und ich liebe auch meine Fans. Ich denke, weil der Queerness und die Möglichkeit, so visibel zu sein, spezifisch durch Grays. Ich habe eine Fanbase, die wirklich divers ist in allen Fällen. Und bei allen meinen Shows waren es Leute mit Behinderungen, die in dieser Seite sitzen, mit einer tollen Sicht auf die Bühne.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Und das bedeutet viel für mich, weil ich denke, okay, toll, wir machen einen guten Job, hier Leute zu bekommen. Das bedeutet etwas für mich. Und mein Publikum ist nicht alle weiß. Und mein Publikum sieht nicht gleich aus. Und die Musik oder die Botschaft bedeutet immer noch etwas für eine große Gruppe von Leuten. Und ich sehe das nicht so oft.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Ja, ich sehe es nicht. Also ist die Musik wirklich die Chance, dass ich mit ihnen sein kann. Ja. Und auch wenn sie kamen, auch wenn sie kamen, nur weil sie mich auf Grays verkaufen. Ja. I don't care. It gets to be like this. I'm like, no, think of it. Sure, it's the band. Like, I want you to really like my music. And I want you to come here because it feels important to meet me.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Because I do meet with fans after the show. And I know, I don't know. It's just like, we get so separated from everybody. You know, we are making this art for people to... Wir wollen Kunst machen, die Leute konsumieren, weil wir uns nicht sehen konnten.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Rip it, Angela.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Und dann sie zu sehen, die Kunst zu erleben, sie zu sehen, dass sie die Kunst konsumieren, das hält dich los.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Das Cross-Over-Event, das mit uns geschehen ist, war so erfreulich für mich und ich denke, das ist der Grund, warum wir in Kontakt geblieben sind.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Und sie sind divers. Und sie spielen nicht über dich.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Ich habe keine Angst vor dir. Und ich weiß, dass du dich um die Angst kümmern musst, weil das wahrscheinlich deine wunderschöne Freundin ist. Aber ich habe keine Angst vor dir und das fühlt sich ermutigend an. Wenn jemand in die Kommentare kommt und etwas negativ zu dir sagt, bin ich voll so. Dumbass.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Also me of all people. Log off, delete your account.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Fake laughter is so much harder than fake tears. I know. It's really, really hard. Especially because my own laugh is like, it's a honk. It's like a honk, like a ha! And then a... You don't want that.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Du denkst, dass mich und meine Jungs mit dir verabschieden wollen?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Ich liebe die Idee, dass sie mich fragen, weil ich glaube, das ist absolut wahr. Und je nachdem, wann jemand transphobisch ist, fühle ich mich, als hätte ich alles über ihre Sex-Welt gelernt. Ich meine, wirklich. Die Angst, die du für andere hast, für andere, für sich selbst zu sein, für das Leben glücklich zu leben.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Ja, all diese Scheiße, die du wirklich projektierst, wie deine eigenen Angst und Selbstmord auf sie. Und ich lerne, wie krank der Dick ist. I learned how small it looks even when it's hot out.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Yeah, you got the kind of balls that don't get longer when it's swampy out.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Oh, warte, also bist du transphobisch. Okay, ich wusste es. Weißt du, wenn du für eine Minute allein bist und dann deinen Partner beruhigst oder du hast Sex und du kriegst einen Wurf von Oxytocin? Ich hatte das gerade. Ja.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
That is how I felt. I'm obsessed with these cis women that hate trans women because I think that they are, I think that it is also a confession of like, hey, I really had to do everything I was told my whole life. And you have not. You've not been in this... You cut the line. I grew up in hell, you know what I mean? My uncle was calling me hot when I was five.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
There's actually no way for me to be that makes people happy. If I'm annoying, people wish I was dead. You can't join me here. What are you fighting for?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Kannst du das machen? Denk weniger Boot, mehr Person.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
And that's a fact, bitch. Yeah, and I'm down with that actually. I'm like stuttering. I'm like, wait, are we doing that now? Getting nervous. Yeah, no, no, like, okay. You know what, my truest thought on this is that I think that trans women have a more beautiful understanding of what womanhood is. I agree. I think that unfortunately the programming for cis women, it's kind of sad sometimes.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Yeah, it is. And I'm like, actually, no, your womanhood is not your role. Your womanhood is not your status in society. And your womanhood is not... Your ability to be sexually assaulted. And this trans debate that's centering all on, well, if a quote-unquote man in a dress is in a bathroom, he will rape me. Then it sounds like the problem that we have
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
ist, dass Männer verabschieden werden und Frauen ihre ganze Leben verabschieden. Und wenn du mit Trans-Männern darüber sprichst, wie sie ihre Frauhood, sie sprechen darüber, es macht mich fast schockiert, sie sprechen darüber in so einem wunderschönen, erstaunlichen Weg. Es ist dieses Gefühl, das ich immer hatte.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Es ist diese Wahrheit, die ich immer gekannt habe. Es sind die schönsten Teile von mir. Es ist mein softestes Selbst. Und ich fühle das nicht von Cis-Women gerade, weil ich denke, dass die Propaganda so stark ist. Und ich liebe, ich liebe, ich liebe Frauen. Oh mein Gott, ich bin so besessen mit ihnen. Ich bin besessen mit allen Frauen. Ich bin wirklich besessen mit allen Frauen.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Und ich will, dass Cis-Women stoppen, dass Männer eine Barriere zu ihrer Identität sind.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Das ist immer das frustrierende Teil, dass du sagst, wir kreieren Argumente, um Leute zu schützen. Ja. Und deshalb machen wir unsere Forschung. Richtig. Und sie produzieren unsere Argumente, um Leute zu zerstören. Und so sind sie tatsächlich nur aus ihren stinken kleinen Arschlöchern. Exactly. And so you're coming over here and being like, you know, Judith Butler would say.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Are you doing self-tapes?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
And they're like, but he sounds dumb.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
I already said the truth. Your ass stinks.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Und du musst keine Literatur drauf haben, liebe.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Und irgendwie macht mich das nicht ein echter Feminist.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
That's actually empathetic. You can under, I'm empathizing with their existence.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
It's like the opposite of catcalling.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Das bedeutet eigentlich, dass ich wahrscheinlich nicht sehr gut spielte. Weißt du, was so lustig ist? Du bist so wie ich.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
100 Prozent. Sie sind so hart. Und sie sind Verbrecher der Beziehung. Ja. In my last relationship, I had that person reading lines with me all the time. And somehow it always was like, we literally imploded. You know what I'm saying? This time, I would never let my partner do it. I'm like, I want this to work.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Rechtsseitiger?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Ich würde nur sagen, dass sie mehr verschlüsselt sind. Ja, das finde ich auch.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
soccer those girls were smaller so they were more like they had the ability to like get pretty in high school and all the basketball players that were any good there was just something about being like i don't know i don't i don't think yeah i don't think you know bob is gonna like me like so it didn't fucking matter i'm wearing my sweats and the soccer girls were had the ability to be like hotties yeah and so they stayed closeted for much longer but jokes on you
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Was kannst du, ähm, sorry, das ist jetzt Kink für mich. Was kannst du squatten? Oh ja, was ist dein höchster Squat?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Yeah, around that. So I'm sucking your dick from the back and your dick from the back.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
I've got a lot of work to do right after.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Shit, I do like that. I do like good grades.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
And I actually didn't do any homework for like the first three years of high school. And then they're like, you know, you're going to need this for college. And I was like, oh my God, we're not going to let you leave if you don't do it. Why didn't you fucking say that? And so I went from like truly a 2.5 GPA because I was like, homework doesn't matter. You can't control me.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Ich brauchte es für die Schule und ich hatte eine 4.0. Und es war der einfachste Switch, den ich je gemacht habe. Ich dachte mir, oh, wenn du dich mit mir nach Hause gebracht hast, wusste ich nicht, dass du mich machen wolltest.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Warum spricht niemand von Homework? Meine Lehrer sind verrückt und sie dachten, dass ich lustig war, also würde ich sagen, nein, ich habe es nicht. Und sie würden sagen, okay. Es war nicht so, dass du es wirklich musst. Sie waren einfach so, du bist ein Favorit. Warum rissst du Menschen in der Hochschule? Man, I go back to my high school now and my teachers still fuck with me hard.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Ja, ich habe in Amsterdam gesungen, bei Boom. Und Boom ist ein Publikum, das sich für einen Publikum befindet, der fast ganz englisch ist. Oh, schön. Und du... Sprichst du Deutsch? In Beutsche. Und du lernst wirklich, wie es ist, universell lustig zu sein. Du musst es, weil die ersten sechs Monate, in denen du da bist, ziehst du Sachen aus deinem Arsch, die wirklich Amerikanisch sind.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
We can't run lines together. Because it's the same thing as being corrected on your pronunciation during Audio Erotica. Where you're like, I am trying to enter a flow state and you're saying stuff like, hey, do you want to, they have an and there, do you want to pick that up? And you're like, we've been recording for four minutes and you're going to stop my ass because of an and? Get out.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Oh, und es gibt eine schottische Bachelor Party. Es ist Impro und Sketch. Okay. Und es gab so eine Lernkurve, wo man sagt, oh ja, amerikanischer Humor ist so spezifisch für uns. Und der Rest der Welt arbeitet tatsächlich auf einem anderen Niveau, weil der Rest der Welt verbunden ist mit uns.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Wenn du Comedy in Europa machst, auch wenn du es in Amsterdam machst, machst du nicht nur deutsches Humor. Alle in Europa besuchen einander. Sie fahren alle zusammen, sie haben ein Flugzeug. So the audience was different every night. And it's global. And they're making fun of each other in a much better way that we can't do because our nation is white supremacist.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
When we make fun of even Italians, everyone's like, mm, mm-mm. Something racist about that.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Okay, so I also performed with Second City. We toured across the country. We did one show in Ohio. We did not know that the makeup of the show was going to be entirely elderly. And I'm talking 90 plus. 90 plus, all Republican. The first 12 rows were wheelchairs, okay? I'm talking 90 plus. So we have a whole political comedy sketch show prepared for them. And then some improv slots.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
And the political comedy is eating more shit than a turf. You know what I mean? It's just failing, failing, failing, failing. And so we send out our angriest white guy. And we're like, do your worst. And he goes out there to improvise. And he starts a scene that's basically like, my wife is so fucking annoying.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Auf ihren Knie für Scott.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Everybody likes ripping on the Germans.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Yeah. It's really fun.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Even the Germans. I mean, it's obviously, it's us. Like, you know, if you're making a joke about Americans in Europe, it's just about IQ level, because we think we're so fucking superior. und der Rest der Welt ist so, schau dir diese wütenden Kinder an. Die hassen uns verdammt. Es ist verarschend. Ich habe zu Leuten geblieben, die sagten, ich bin Dutzisch.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
I'm starting fresh. Guards.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
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Ja, nein. Und sie lieben es, wenn wir uns dumm nennen. Und sie lieben es, wenn wir lachen über die Deutschen, die so auf dem Zeitpunkt sind.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Jo, across the world.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Was für ein wunderschönes Ding zu finden.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Wenn du eine Komödie tourst, ist für irgendeinen Grund jeder, der im Publikum ist, gegen seine Willen. Sie sind da durch den Angriff.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Nein, wenn sie nicht in einem Komödie-Club sind, und auch dann ist es ein bisschen furchtbar. Sie wurden dort durch den Angriff, durch eine Union, die sie haben. Seine Bossen haben sie gekommen. Wir haben für die Veteranen gespielt und wir haben so hart gespielt, dass an einem Punkt, ich sage es dir, ich hasse den Militär-Industrie-Konflikt. Ich denke, es zerstört Geister und Welt.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Ich habe gesagt, danke für deine Service. Du machst das Wort des Herrn. Ich mache ein Outro und ich sage, und sie waren wie,
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Just a little bit. I was like, I think I'll compromise my values here for like a little bit of a little snack. I just want like a little treat.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Just anything.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Und sogar mein Freund Scott, der mich damals mitgemacht hat, und er war derjenige, der die Wife-Scheiße machen konnte. Als ich rauskam, war er so, du machst das Wort des Herrn? Was zur Hölle? Er sagte, ich habe mich da aufgeregt.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Ich sagte, ich habe mich aufgeregt.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Also wirklich, ich war so, nur ein bisschen. Ja.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Und ich habe auch viele Twins getroffen. Ich weiß nicht, was mich betrifft, aber ich habe viele Twins getroffen. Das klingt ziemlich furchtbar. Es kann sein.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
I couldn't agree more. Being a twin is for children. And at this point, you're 25 and it's perverted. And you're creepy and weird. So knock it off. And if you ever wear the fucking same thing in front of me, I'll have you arrested. I don't care. And I hate the cops. I believe in the police again for that.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
You can feel that for the right person or for the wrong person, really, that they're like, okay, fine. Da, da, da, da, da. No, you can bring it back up. No, it's so hard. It's so hard. And we really have lost the opportunity as actors, unless you're at the very end of the process, to go in front of these people. Like physically, yeah. And I think it's so important.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Yeah. A-Tab. That is crazy. All twins are bad.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Yeah, there's a lot of stuff I have to tell you, but we're not rolling.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Yeah, that was some really magical shit. We would improvise songs on a piano that the keys only made meows. Und hör mal, du könntest dir sagen, das klingt verdammt dumm, aber wir haben das alles aufgeräumt. Wir haben Wahlen gewonnen. Weißt du, wie schwer es ist, Wahlen für fucking Impro zu gewinnen? Sie haben sie für uns gemacht.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Und sie waren einfach so, diese hot, tall Girl wird dieses kleine Pussy-Piano spielen.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Bro, hör mal, als ich Femme war, war das alles furchtbar. That shit was devastating. I had to stop being femme because I was fucking shit up for you, homies. Okay? You can come for... My non-binary was a sacrifice for y'all. Because I was fucking your men. Und sie haben gebeten, dass ich es wieder mache. Sie wollten, dass ich mich so schlecht auf ihren Nacken stecke.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Und ich habe ihre Arschlöcher geliebt, die ganze Zeit. Ich habe gesagt, du bist furchtbar. Ich bin auf dem Topf von ihnen, schaue nach unten. Ich schaue nach einem Turd, okay? Aber sie waren in meinem Bett. Du kommst zu mir zu sprechen über meine Queerness. Bitch, ich habe das gemacht, was du gemacht hast. Es ist ein Arschlöcher. Du denkst, ich bin stolz auf euch? I tried your shit.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
It's crazy.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Ich fühle mich tatsächlich sehr privilegiert. Ich weiß, wie fucking trans ich bin, weil ich keine Erfahrung hatte. Ich war eine wunderschöne Frau. Ich war wunderschön. Weißt du, was ich meine? Ich hatte es. Ich hatte es. Und was ich fand ... Ich habe nie wirklich eine Frau gefühlt. Und ich war so ein trauriger Teenager.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Und dann war ich plötzlich in der Schule und bin wirklich gut in alles eingetreten und habe so viel... Die Weise, wie du so viel Schmerzen auf deinem Gesicht hast. Weil es hart war.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Was ich wirklich fand, war, dass es gefährlich war. Wir sind groß und wir sind laut, richtig? Und ich fühlte, dass wenn ich wunderschön war und etwas, was diese Männer wollten, sie mussten, sie hatten nicht die soziale Gnade, mich wirklich zu akzeptieren, dass ich klüger und höher als sie bin. Und besser als sie an den Dingen, die sie gemacht haben.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Und so würden sie dieses Ding machen, wo sie sich zu mir verzeihen würden. Und dann würden sie mich privat holen und es würde Gewalt passieren.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Und ich bin so dankbar. Ich habe so eine wunderschöne Queer-Community gefunden. Ich bin so dankbar. Ich habe meine non-binäre Identität gefunden. Ich bin so dankbar für Transismus als eine Art von Being, als eine Art von Verständnis.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Ich sage dir, es macht es für Frauen schwieriger. Es macht es für mich, weil ich denke, dass es so der größte violentere Ort für Frauen ist, wo wir die größte reported incidence of death and violence haben, ist in der fucking Home. Ja, das ist, wo Frauen verletzt werden. Sie werden verletzt von Männern, die sie in ihren Häusern lieben.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Because my iPhone is not capturing what a TV camera can capture. So I'm over here looking 5'7". You know what I'm saying? And I'm lit in my home. I don't do lighting. So I look like I'm wearing a brown mask on this side. This side is completely blown out. I'm 5'7". I'm upset. You can see a shark painting in the background. All of it is taking everybody out.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
It's important for like I have a lot of guy friends. I demand kindness from them. I demand excellence from them. I do not take bullshit when they're talking about the women that they're seeing.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
And they have grown with me. You know what I mean? I love seeing relationships like yours. Like that man is so cool. Er ist so kind, er ist so hübsch, er ist da mit dir, er unterstützt dich. Ich weiß, dass Frauen bessere Chancen haben, aber sie sind so trainiert, die wenigstens zu nehmen. Und diese Männer verdienen dich nicht und sie verdienen dich absolut nicht, wenn sie dich schlagen.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Und sie verdienen dich wahrscheinlich auch nicht. Du solltest diesen Mann fucking lieben.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Aber es ist tatsächlich, warum... Wir befinden uns in einer solchen Umweltkrise. Es ist diese Energie des Extraktivismus, wo diese jungen Jungs im Grunde genommen mit dem Kolonialismus verabschiedet sind. Alles, was sie sehen, ist ihres. Und sie wollen so viel wie möglich von dem Extraktivismus auswählen, ohne in den Einsatz zu gehen. Ohne diese Ressourcen zu erneuern.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Ich denke, ich bin eine Femme für einen Moment. Ich habe das Gefühl, dass viele Männer einfach auf dich hängen lassen. Sie sind auf diese Ressource eingegangen, die du hast, was deine Freude ist und dein Sex und dein was auch immer. Und sie holen es von dir, aber sie bieten dir nichts zurück. Und ich bin so, das ist Extraktivismus. Und es ist das gleiche, was wir mit unseren Frauen tun.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Ja, genau. Be the partner that I wish I would have had.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
You know, and with with my partner, I really work hard because I am I am there for her joy. Yeah, I am there for her sex. I am there for her stories. I am there for her intelligence. I am there for so many of her really these like soul assets. Yeah, you see her as a person. Yeah, as like a whole person. I'm replenishing that shit.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
I'm giving her my energy. I'm making sure I have a life that's interesting so that we have something to talk about over coffee. You know what I mean? You have your own thoughts. Yes, I'm bringing my friends to her. I'm making sure that I'm dressed cute at least 60% of the time. Ich mache Dinge, weil ich diese wunderschöne Person möchte. Ich möchte, dass ich ihre Freude erleben kann.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Und ich denke, dass Männer nicht verstehen, wie viel Arbeit Frauen in der Lage sind, immer mehr Freude zu geben.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
And if I can go in the room... Also, it would prevent people from sending me these sides that are like... Absolut. Ich war wie dein Sekretär. Ich verspreche dir, ich werde nicht mal an deinem Tisch sitzen lassen. Und wenn du mich im Raum hättest, wüsstest du das.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Und du siehst, dass das Dumpfen von Geld in etwas genug ist.
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ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Sie sind gefährlich.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
They're way more dangerous to me. Well, and I think that, you know, the thing that is really scary to cis people is that like they're not even really talking about gender anymore. They're talking about like their workplace identities. Yeah.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
It's the way that they're talking about the rules that they need to protect from trans people. It's psychotic. And actually, okay, so I was watching Love is Blind. And I watch a lot of the show like this. But when I thought that some of those men were being kind to those women, I literally had the thing of like, oh, some of them are cute. Some of those guys are cute.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
And then when I found out that they were basically all being mean, I was like, those are the Das ist das Schlimmste, was ich je gesehen habe. Und ich denke, dass etwas, worüber wir wirklich ehrlich sein müssen, ist, dass Masculinität am schönsten ist, wenn es im Service der Femininen ist, weil die Feminine auf den Masculinen scheint. Es ist ein wunderschönes Ding zu sehen.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Ich habe dieses Bein in der Grays-Fandom bekommen, weil ich von einer Frau war, die mich angeschaut hat, als ob ich den Mond aufhören würde. Und ich habe sie angeschaut, als ob sie den Mond aufhören würde.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Und wir hatten dieses Ding, wo die Feminine geworscht wurde und ich die Lichter von ihr bekam. Ja. Und ich kann sehen, auch wenn die Beziehung zerstört war, dass es alles war. Ich konnte physisch sehen, dass dieses goldene Licht das Zimmer verlassen hat, auch in der Art, wie sie es gefangen haben. Und sie entdecken etwas, das ehrlich ist, wie Männer, die für Frauen gut sind.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Es ist wie das Andrew-Tate-Belieb. Und ich meine, ich werde das wirklich klar machen, ich meine gay in der Weise, wie straight Leute gay meinen, wenn sie sagen, das ist gay. Du bist nicht gay wie ich, ich bin wunderschön. Du bist gay wie das gay. Du bist ein gay pervert.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
You absolutely hate... Gay men like women more than straight men like women. No shit. Gay men are worshipping divas and straight men look at their own wives and they're like, get out!
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Es ist wie ein Mörder von Kräutern.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
It would be normal. I would be happy that they had their little friend group if they had not chosen to sit behind the two women. Just learn how to be together and not be scary.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Weißt du, warum sie so wütend sind? Weil sie so viel Arbeit zu tun haben. Ich verstehe es.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Am Ende eines langen Tages, wenn ich merke, dass es noch mehr Übungen gibt für mich zu machen, muss ich meinen Managern wieder kontaktieren. Ich werde verpisscht. Ich werde auch verpisscht. Und wenn jedes Gefühl, das ich hatte, schlecht war und ich wurde erzählt, dass ich das ändern musste, kann ich mir vorstellen, frustriert zu sein. Sieh dir meine Empathie an. Ja, schau dir das an.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Nun, wir haben so viele Dinge heute übernommen.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
I could not feel more similar. I'm telling you, I have talked to my partner about you so much. Likewise. The work that you are doing, I think, is generationally important.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
I think we are entering an extremely fascist and violent era. And I know that you're scared. And I am scared. But they don't deserve our fear. And we can't live there all the time. We can visit the fear, but we can't live there all the time. And the only thing that topples regimes, the only thing that ever works, is love and art. And you have to make love. And you have to make art.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
And you gotta do it well. And you gotta enjoy it. And you gotta not care if the money comes, because that's when the money comes. And stop thinking about fucking capitalism all the time. Listen, if fascism takes over and they take our economy, we're gonna be struggling regardless. So at least make sure you're struggling doing something you love, that keeps your integrity intact.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
There's nothing more important than your dignity and the dignity of others. And that being said, free Palestine.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
And somehow the things that I google when I'm high would get released. And no one needs to see that. Are birds really naked underneath the feathers? No. We'll just leave it here.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
If that was leaked, I would be the first one to be like, Drew told me that this is the only thing that gets her up in the morning.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Ja, Bezos hätte meinen Namen.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Okay. You can find me at genderlessgapad on Instagram. You can find me at erfightmaster on TikTok. I'm getting better on there.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
I have been on there a little bit. I remembered it existed recently. You can listen to my sports podcast, Jocular, wherever you get your podcasts. And you can listen to my music, Fightmaster, wherever you get your music.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Oh ja, ich habe Sex-Szenen gemacht, in denen sie den Schauspieler auf einem Apple-Box-Stand hatte. Und das war eine Frau, aber sie war einfach so, hey, es sieht schrecklich aus.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
No, I honestly, sister wives somehow genderless here.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Sie lieben es und ich denke, dass sie immer versuchen, herauszufinden, wie, vor allem, wenn du eine non-binary Person bist, in diesen Verhältnissen mit Frauen. Sie versuchen herauszufinden, wie man einen Publikum nicht vollständig verabschieden kann, während man sie aufdreht.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Wenn du gigantisch siehst, ist das zu furchtbar, aber wir wollen, dass du größer bist, weil du der Mann bist, aber du bist kein Mann. Du bist der Junge. Du bist der Junge. Wir wollen wie Pete Davidson, aber mit schönen kleinen Titten. Do you see what I'm saying? But he boy, so boy tall. You not boy, so you not tall. So there are going to be rules and I hope you're writing this down.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
No, I'm so glad. I do not envy you for having to go out and stand next to men because do you remember? I don't want to fucking drag anybody. Also, ich sage es positiv. Erinnerst du dich an den Film Tall? Der war auf Netflix.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Es ist dementiert, richtig? Guck dir das an. Freak. Die Loglinie ist so, dass ein dementierter Freak versucht, zu überleben. Und du findest, es ist wie eine wunderschöne 5'11 Blonde. Right.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Ja, ja, ja.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
It's a story of survival.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
I don't think I made it all the way through because I was projecting too much onto it. A big turn is that she is able to bag a man that's short and doesn't hate her for her disgusting size.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Ich schaue mich an und denke mir, das kann nicht sein. Ich glaube, das ist ehrlich gesagt, was diese Studios über uns denken.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Ich habe nur mehr und mehr mit Ihnen besessen. Gleichermaßen. In unserer Absenz von uns. Ja. Sie sehen Sie alle Jahre lang, Sie wissen, Sie bekommen Ihren Buch, Sie hören Ihren Buch. Ich habe entschieden, Sie zu hören. Das ist wahr. Weil ich Ihre Stimme hören wollte. Ja. Es war schrecklich, wenn ihr es nicht gehört habt. Weil wir uns verliebt haben.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Wie ein Studio, aber es gibt so viele Ideen, die meine Kreativ-Freunde haben, dass sie sagen, nein, das ist wirklich kompliziert. Und sie sahen diese Idee und sie waren so, wir lieben das. Das ist wirklich so, wie wir über Frauen fühlen. Diese Geschichte muss gesagt werden.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Ja, wirklich.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Nein, nein, das ist ein kleines Geheimnis, das du haben kannst. Ich war so, sag nicht jemandem. Du musst nicht so flexieren. Aber hast du mir irgendwelche Tipps für Self-Tapes? Meine Güte. Ich meine, meine Erinnerungen sind wirklich seit Covid gekommen. Und wir waren in der Wohnung und ich habe das ganze Jahr gespürt.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Ich denke nicht, dass jemand je von Weiden gestorben ist, aber ich bin wirklich nah dran.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Ich bin ausgelaufen. Nachdem ich mein Gehirn das ganze Jahr zerstört habe, dauert es mir fünf Tage, um das Skript zu lernen, was es noch nie gemacht hat. Aber es ist wirklich, wirklich ein paar Nächte zu schlafen, damit du die Möglichkeit hast, zu spielen. Ja, weißt du, was ich meine? Also, dass das Rückrufen in den Weg kommt von deinem Fluss-Stand. Ja, das ist so wahr.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Es ist wirklich wahr. Aber nein, das ist das realistischste. Ich habe immer, ich habe nie, ich habe nur einen kurzen Film gedreht. Und eine der Dinge, die ich meinem Schauspieler gesagt habe, war, ich möchte nur, dass du all diese Worte in deinen Beinen hast, weil ich eigentlich nicht weiß, was ich von dir möchte. Ja. Okay, okay, thank you. Yeah, like trying to remember it exactly. Yeah, yeah.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Das ist wahrscheinlich wirklich klug, neben ihrer Linie, sogar deine eigenen Emotionen während des Hörens. Ja. Weil ich denke, dass wenn ich weiß, was sie sagen werden, dann ist es fast eine Teil von mir, die versucht, zu vergessen, was sie sagen werden, damit ich weiß, dass ich meine Antwort habe. Und dann wähle ich vor Ort, ich wähle diese Arche für mich selbst.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Und so, als ich auf Grays war, war diese ganze Arche so, ich habe etwas zu erreichen und hier ist diese kleine Frau, die mir helfen, es zu erreichen, aber sie stehlt all meine Aufmerksamkeit. So even the way that I held my body towards her was always like, here's my work and here I am coming to you like with only my head. Like, you know what I mean?
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Just like my body language being like, you are pulling me away from something. So it feels magnetic. And I think when we, you know, we had great chemistry anyway, but there were those like, I even did a thing on the show where I stood mostly with my hands behind my back. Because I liked the idea of needing, having a physical restraint. Ja, okay, T. All of these, I think that
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Du sagst nie... Ich sage selten eine Liste, die mir perfekt passt. Weil ich es nicht geschrieben habe.
The Comment Section with Drew Afualo
ALL TWINS ARE BAD Ft. E.R. Fightmaster | Episode 163
Die Sache, auf die ich mich vertraue, ist meine Körpersprache. So dass die Person, die mich schaut, ob es auf Selfie oder auf dem Bildschirm ist, nicht wirklich hört, was gesagt wird. Sie schauen mich mit meinen Magneten.
Two Dykes And A Mic
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No, that just means that you're about to age into a nicer bottle of wine. That's incredible.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
And mom is bringing research papers to dinner. Oh, I like that energy. Yeah, 100%.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
The pipeline? There's a lot. There's a lot. A variety of interests, but mostly at this time, genealogy. Really? Oh, my God. Yeah.
Two Dykes And A Mic
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What else? I mean, staples. Yes. Oh, I like that a lot. That's very hot. And my mom's an academic.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
I'm sorry. Are we being insane right now? And anything other than that is misogyny. Or momsogyny, if you will. I will. It's momsogyny. Yeah, it's momsogyny. Like, I'm going out here and I'm finding these moms hot. And one of the reasons is, you know, we're looking at people that are like,
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
just digging through shit for at least 18 years 100% and you're like you can see that they're digging through shit with their own children so you're like I want to make this easier for you yes give them a back massage 100% let me hold your groceries yes take a load off 100% I'll drive I'll drive I'll hold the door open for you Mrs. Goodwin you know what I mean okay don't bring anybody in my family into this why don't you show us a pic no okay so it went well it went well and they love you
Two Dykes And A Mic
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I think without, like, total specifics on which family member, one of the family members I could see was relieved that in their mind I was the man. Yes. Yeah. Where it was, like, much easier for him to be, like, okay with it because he's, like, some honor. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, I could feel his, like, internalized misogyny just be relieved by the fact that I was the dominant one.
Two Dykes And A Mic
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Right. Which is, of course, not how we think of ourselves. For sure. And I could... I think especially with your older family members, you're like, whatever tools you need to grasp onto this, you're still being respectful in your own way. Like, fine.
Two Dykes And A Mic
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That's all they're hearing. So you can be like, hey, I just want you to know that I fell in love with someone I really care about. And they're like...
Two Dykes And A Mic
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You know, like, you're really, like, kind of disturbing them. So all I did was I had my mom do it so that there was a little bit of separation of church and state. Yeah, smart. And a very gracious response. But I wanted to give that family member time to...
Two Dykes And A Mic
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Yes. I do think that kids ask me all the time how to come out. And my answer is not always popular. It's like, sometimes write it down. Yes. Do it in an email. Write a letter. Like, you... You have had this information and sat with it. Maybe it even came as a shock to you. So you've had time to process this. But a lot of your family members won't have had time to process it.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
And if they're straight, you think that straight people can see gay. The only gay people that straight people can see are men with like a broken wrist and a lisp. They are like only looking for like the most obvious stereotypes on earth. And that man with a broken wrist and a lisp is being played by a straight man. Right. Right. You know what I mean?
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
They cannot see real gay people. So when you tell them they're shocked and you can often mistake their like shocked face for a disappointment because it's not acceptance right away. You just got to give them time. Yes. They just need time to process.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
Yeah, so you can maintain your relationship.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
I don't even like positive things happening to me in front of other people. She said positive, not even positive ones. I don't like receiving a gift, like opening a gift in front of people.
Two Dykes And A Mic
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Fuck, I fucking hate that. I go, turn around. I'll turn around and I'll open it. I'm going to go to another room and then I'm going to open it and I'm going to experience my true joy and then I'll come back and be like, I loved it.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
happiness right or excitement no and i don't want to feel a lot of excitement but it not show up in the right ways like i don't like i don't know what you were hoping for here so i want my gift received privately which is why if i got news like that i it i mean i don't know what the equivalent would be because um everyone i know is gay i'm gay right
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
You can't see it, but my fucking enormous titties are smashed.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
That's something you keep to yourself. Yeah, shut the fuck up. The I told you so. Don't fucking... I told you so for who? Well, and I'm so sorry, but oftentimes what they're saying is like, we thought you were ugly. It is so... That's so mean. It's so true. I'm sorry. But like when I...
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
I remember growing up and the adults that said to me, like, we knew all along, they were saying that because they were like, you never went on dates with boys. And you thought that it was because you were ugly, but actually there was something gay about you. I do think even that generation that's like our parents and a little above. The boomers. The boomers really associate queerness with.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
with ugly and other and yes because the word the biggest joke was to be a dyke for sure biggest joke was to be a dyke because that just meant that men didn't like you it didn't even mean that you were gay all right and so then when i like i mean i had adults in my life that when i came out were like oh you're so pretty yeah oh you're so pretty it sucks oh yeah
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
Yeah, they think you're doing a prank. Yes, right. Which is so funny because I've seen photos of you with, like, long hair and I know you now. And I'm like, you found it. For sure.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
I just think that that is... Your love, truly, I just felt like Christmas warmth.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
Everyone gay is hot. Yes. That's a fact. Yes. Sorry. Everyone queer is hot. Everyone gay is sweet. Cute. I love that. Yeah.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
Yeah. I'll take it. That's my addendum.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
It was awesome. It was life changing. But it's cold. No, because you have the gear on and the gear is hot. Yeah. The gear is hot. Like, and you're wearing like, uh, you know, you got your like silks on hot.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
First of all, the inside is like heated up like you can't fucking believe because they're trying to not make the windows frost over. So it was like 77 degrees inside of this igloo. And you're not supposed to shower as often up there because your skin is already dry. Oh, right. Yeah, and so you're fine. Sexy.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
Oh, okay. I thought you were going to say you were going to take them both to the igloo. Maybe leave the sister home. I'm like, your wife?
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
Yeah, we're like trying to put together dates now. We're figuring out the whole schedule. I want to do kind of like a, they call it B cities, but I, you know, people really resent that. I'm including my hometown as a B city, but like, you know, like the not New York, not LA. I want to do like Cincinnati.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
You ever been to that Great Salt Lake? No.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
Crunchy. Really? Crunchy. Crunchy, red, so many flies. Oh, yeah. Stinky. Stinky.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
Thank you. I loved it. Yeah, it was really fun. I loved being with people again. You know, like we come from like a live comedy space and then getting to like be with an audience is so special. Like you can do all these shows in here and it feels great. But I'm sure when you're in front of that live audience, you get like the joy. Oh, for sure. And that was 100% what it is.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
Like I love being in a studio. I love recording. I love the process of putting the music out. Like I do love every part of it. But getting to be with people and see them and like feel
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
feel that energy was really nice and then I got home from tour and I just melted into like deep like withdrawal depression for sure and it was July or August so I think already hard months here yeah like yellow it's hot as fuck 114 degrees
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Recording in January.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
Will you sing it for us right now? Thank you. Okay. Thank you for the new theme song. That was good. Yeah, thank you. I loved that. Yeah, you guys think I didn't write a song about you. That's insane.
Two Dykes And A Mic
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For sure. Well, I kind of have like a... I kind of have a goal, which is that I want everybody that comes to the show to leave and get fucked. Yes. And I find that that is very important to me. And I feel that way, like, whenever I do, like, when I do, like, fan conventions for grays. Yep. And they show up and they'll have started dating because they met each other in, like, the online forums.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
That's so hot. Or they come to the show and they've, like, the music shows and they've met each other, like, through, like, the music or whatever. I feel very accomplished.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
You know, still buy the T-shirt. Just get that merch. Just get that merch. You're going to regret it if you don't. But people will come to the show solo and they will leave with a group of friends. Yes. And that makes me very happy.
Two Dykes And A Mic
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What are your thoughts on this ask a dyke? Y'all got to start plugging into each other. We are so worried right now. I think because of like TikTok and Instagram and all the social media, we are so worried about like our labels, like if we're a top or a bottom.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
When I started having sex with my girlfriend, when I was a baby, a like 14 year old baby, the way that we figured out what sex was, because there was no other way to figure it out. was by finding the thing that was most pleasurable to us. And it was all soft touches. It was all like a hand on the thigh, oh my God. It was all like, we found everything very slowly, very organically.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
And I still do a lot of that as an adult, like when I'm in a new relationship, you know what I mean? Like I think that those moments with a partner where you're like really appreciating all of the things that we're taught are like, I don't know, not the goal.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
Like everything other than the privates. Yeah. Like that is a part of really getting your oxytocin levels right, really getting plugged into your partner. And then... It doesn't matter if you have the confidence or not, because all of that moves away from you and you're having sex with a person. And that is so much more important than how you're identifying in that moment, in my opinion.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
And I think over the course of time, it will become clear to you as you like start to have sex more thoughtfully and comfortably, you know, if that label is important to you at all. But like the reason I'm a top is because I'm comfortable. And I got comfortable by being very aware and in love with the woman that I was sleeping with.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
And I think that we're starting at top instead of starting in love.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
That is the truth. That's what we know about doms. The thing that makes a good dom is knowing when to stop and paying attention. A real top is an excellent bottom. And going in there to dominate... doesn't make a ton of sense. It's just, it's like, that's not the purpose of the experience.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
That's what I'm, I'm a little bit worried about, about everybody. Cause I'm also like, when we're talking about tops and bottoms, like, I'm thinking about energetics. For sure. Me too. It's, like, not to be, like, you know, crass, but it's not like I'm never getting fucked by my partner. Right. That's not it. Like, we're really talking about, like, an energy. Yeah.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
And I... Unless, of course, you're, like, stone butch and that's important to you and, you know, whatever. For sure. It's not my body. It's not my business. But... I think we're too focused on the politics of penetration and we are not focused enough on our partners, whether that partner is a one-night stand or the person you land with.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
And I think we need to get that cis hat man out of our brains and start thinking about what we actually like about having sex with our queer partner.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
For sure. And all my guy friends that I know are doing a good job are like, she's really lovely.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
She's really lovely. Right. And we had a great time. She's something else. Yeah. You know? And all my guy friends are like, I fucked her over the bed. You're like, no, no. She had a bad time. She hated it. She was counting, bro. She was counting in 10 second intervals.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
And I think that that's what we're like. We're like TikTok-ifying queer sex. And that's not what being a top means. I think being a top means like creating... No, I don't want to put it on anybody else. For me, being a top means creating a lot of space for my partner to have the nicest time possible. Yes, for sure. And when they feel, when she feels very content, I feel very big. I feel on top.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
Incredible question. Appreciate the vulnerability.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
Yeah, obviously. Next. Oh. Right? Yeah, let's move on. Pretty easy.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
Easy to avoid each other afterwards? Yeah. I mean, it's easy.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
Ever. But if you could avoid each other afterwards, why not? Yeah.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
No, no. I think I'd be like, I feel like I've tried everything in here. Do you know of any places around here that are good?
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
I know. What's going on here? I know. Exes or just friends?
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
Yeah. Can you believe that? Never not once?
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
Did y'all talk about God? No. Great question. If they didn't. Yeah, I mean, I don't, I guess that would be, like, my actual question is, like, if we spent the whole night talking about religion and, like, that was, like, a horny part of it, because I think God can be pretty horny. For sure. You're, like, talking about this, like, greater being that lives inside of all of us.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
Like, all right, go off. Then, like, maybe church is normal, but if it never came up and you're just, like, waking up next to someone that's, like... Hey, sweetie. That was so awesome. All right. Are you ready to go pew pew in the pew pew? I don't know. Pew pew in the pew pew. Yeah. And I'm sorry about that one. I'm sorry about that. That happens to me. I blacked out. I don't know. To be honest.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
Like, wait, did they have sex? We don't know if they had sex, but they did. It feels like you have to fucking put that in there.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
Well, they could have been. I mean, that would make it.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
I know. It's not as bumping as hard for me as maybe it should, but I think it's like I'm an intense person.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
What was the denomination also? Great question. I'm sorry. It's giving Presbyterian. Well, okay.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
Yo, if it was Unitarian, Unitarian, I'd go. For sure. Yeah.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
I'd go. I'd meet your hot pastor mom. Yeah. And we'd go out for breakfast after.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
I kind of think the caller fucked up.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
Short hair, like dyke, dyke. I will nut on the pod. That's what I'm saying. I will lose my mind right now.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
Yeah, no, no, no. I'm not in a good way. Don't say that stuff.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
Well, I mean, I also want to know if it was good. Because listen, if it got laid down on me and then the next day I found out the pastor mom was hot... You're in. I'd be married right now. Right. Yeah. And an edible arrangement? Yo. We already know. Yeah, you sent me some chocolate fruit.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
I'll tell you what is also an edible arrangement. Our next date.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
I love coming here. If you don't keep having me, I'm going to assume that we've fallen off somehow.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
It's my favorite. Don't upset anyone. It's my favorite pod to be on. And if I don't come back every like six months, I start to feel like hollow.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
um you can listen to me anywhere you find your music um i listen i listen on spotify um we do love spotify we love spotify here so yeah show the there the lowest half the logo that we cover every episode they're like personalize it we said perfect here's a poster board in front Yeah, anywhere. And listen for new music coming out in 2025. And listen to the old stuff. It's really fun.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
I did come out with a cover of Barracuda. Hell yeah. A few months ago. And I think it's kind of bomb. So check it out.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
I wore a gator all week. I was in Alaska. Fun. And everything, like the amount, I'm painted. I want you to know that. That's smart. So like we're in the same building. I feel like it's just.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
For sure. It was crazy. And we were snowmobiling underneath the Alaskan pipeline, that big oil pipeline that you can see from space. Cool. It's famous. It's famous. It is famous. It's famous. I didn't realize how famous it was. We were like, you know, like a bus ride back to the airport. And someone was like, the pipeline. Can we get out and take photos?
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
And I was like, y'all, this is like ostensibly like an evil straw. For sure.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
Yeah, yeah. And then their bragging rights being like, this pipeline, you can see it more from space than you can the Great Wall of China. Ew.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
they wanted to take a picture of it oh yeah that is the craziest shit i've ever heard and i'll tell you what a pipe mine looks like it looks like a pipe right for sure it's just it's a big tube yeah it's a big old tube big tube basically the size of like a mini cooper and it's elevated by like 10 15 feet and it's white No, it's metal. It's metal, and it just runs forever.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
And so you can snowmobile along it because that's where a lot of open paths are, which it was just sick. Here's the thing. That's fucking cool.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
And now I'm telling you that this was like, they're like, Alaska, we've had no major spills that you know of. Yeah. Oh, God.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
How long were you in Alaska for? Just a few days. Beautiful. We were out there for like six hours.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
Listen, she chose. She chose, and when the little lady chooses, I just listen. You know what I'm saying? Because I'm like, oh, you have time to go on a trip. We're going to go wherever you want. This is what she wanted to do. We went up there. We saw like Aurora Borealis.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
Yes. Yeah, and you can see Sarah in the sky, too. She's just kind of being like, my sister's not that special. Yeah. No, Aurora is up there.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
And she's like, I can't. It was wild. Like, I thought that I would feel like I would know what it looked like. No, I screamed. I, like, actually fangirled. I was like.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
Like, I was like, I was like, she, her, like, girl.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
I'm telling you, she like, it's seductive. Yeah. It's horny. It's a horny thing. And we're in these like igloos that were like just glass top. Shut up. I've seen that on Instagram. Yeah.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
Yeah. It's that. That's the vibe. Yeah.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
Yeah. In the middle of nowhere. And there's like 15 of these like little igloos. And so you're just on this like plot with a bunch of other freaks that wanted to see these like stars. There's like meteors shooting through the sky. Wow. We didn't not feel romantic. For sure. It's all romance.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
Hard to be a dyke in the summertime.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
Yeah, yeah. I feel happy for like the trans guys in the summertime because I'm like, you've been working all year for this. This is your time. Yeah, this is your time. I want to see some scar. For sure. Yeah. But for the dykes, I think it's a hard one.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
I'm not. What am I going to do? I'm going to wear a short. Yeah, you can't do that. I don't want to wear shorts in front of my friends. No, you have to go full kilt. I'm not a pervert. Mm-mm.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
A thick wool sock. With like your, like the carton on it. Yeah, the cross.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
I think that this is important and I don't think people are brave enough to say it. I think it's important that the parents are hot, that you find the parents hot. You have to find the parents hot. Yes. Or is it more like objectively I could people. You have to find the parents hot. I'm so glad you brought this up. This is a good take. Yes.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
You're welcome. You almost stepped in that. Wow. That was close. No, total death, yeah. You look over. Absolutely. Holy shit. Yes, please. My goodness gracious.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
Um, not really. No. And so we went, but we went up there and it's like, truly it's like both of her like personalities like split into two different people. And like one of them being like the swaggy one and one being like my like eternal podcast that like can't stop talking about the next thing she's excited about. And so I found both of them very horny.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
That's so Rachel. That's beautiful.
Two Dykes And A Mic
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
I'm sorry. Platonic? What does that even mean anymore?