Eric André

That was like 1776.

People are walking around and they're just like walking around.

You're like, dude, you fucking, don't eat those clams.

And he's like, they're good, governor.

And then you're shitting in a pot.

But I think about that with dinosaurs too.

If you went back to when dinosaurs, you'd be like, the smells would be like, you get out of that time machine.

Any time travel,

Yeah, but also a lot of times it's dried out so that it doesn't stink as bad.

The industrial revolution made everybody sick.

Because dudes were like, look at that pussy.

Yeah, like people were fucking the pigs and the sheep and the cow.

You react to my touch in a positive way.

Not like my wife, where she's like, don't make me go through nine months of pain again.

No, I think they were ripping the shit out of those dudes.

The first two like fucking sprawled out being like, get me away.

Damn.

Yeah.

The guy that tried to make fucking a sheep cool.

you know they're like sitting around and they go these are very lovely cuts of meat and he goes what would you say if i told you i had sex with this they'd be like they'd react like i did about getting naked i'd be like but i'll try it later when i'm more comfortable i'll try it