Eric André

Where they're basically allowed to go to the person and be like,

which blows my mind.

Hey, life could be better.

By the way, it's not even those kind of drugs.

It's like complicated ones that's like, if you have thyroid cancer, you might be able to live five more months with this drug.

And you're like, well, don't.

The doctor should be telling people.

You shouldn't learn that because you were watching fucking Wheel of Fortune.

And you're like, hey, I think I found another five months to my life if I take this with the catchy song.

Yeah.

they did like uh they did a parody of a famous song and now i want to come to your office and they're because they're always like consult your doctor it's like the doctor should be fucking telling you yeah that's one of the crazy things it's pharmaceutical ads and gamble i'm very loud about the gambling shit because that is just gonna fucking that's gonna ruin people the way opiates did but i think pharmaceutical ads are right up there with like what the fuck are we doing i

I will check out of doing something to doom scroll and then check back in and go, I just lost three minutes.

I'm buying books again because my brain like fucking needs it.

Yeah.

That's what we're going to look about.

It was a tradition.

That when a baby was born and they gave it to the father, the father would smoke a cigar with the baby there.

But do you charge your phone next to your bed?

yeah it changes yeah i did uh i started putting my phone in the bathroom to charge yeah so at night i just when i go to take my fucking pill or whatever i take oh no yeah charge it oh yeah and then i go to bed because i was waking up on the road yeah and just at like three in the morning just looking at my phone every girl i've dated for the past 10 years phone on all throughout the night right by their fucking head i'm like get it out of here dude this one i had it crazy this one you

I did tell her to put it on airplane mode.