Eric André

And then I turned it off next to me and I could hear the hallway and I could hear like the coming and goings.

I could hear like people like the doors opening and shutting.

That was the Metallica Cliff Burton story.

They were dead asleep in their bunks.

They hit ice in Europe and the fucking bus flipped and it killed Cliff Burton.

You're like, dude, fuck that.

They were in a Sprinter van.

They were in a Mercedes Sprinter van.

when I got hit by that Walmart truck.

I just know that because of Artie.

But they were in a big, one of those giant- Can you imagine?

But tour buses, when you're asleep and you're laying down on the tour bus, you hear the treads of the road.

No, I hate it.

For some people, that's like it lulls them to sleep.

No.

But for me, when I went on a tour, when I went on Bert's tour that summer and we were on that tour bus for like four weekends in a row,

when i couldn't he's rocking the pjs now though right i mean dude he's got i think so this was two years ago and it was like me a tell big j the rosa a bunch of people were on the tour everyone was like i can't wait for the tour bus because i can sleep better i wouldn't sleep all night no way and then we would park and i would fucking fall asleep so everyone would be getting up and i'd be like dude i'm just falling asleep because i'd hear like

No.

And I'm like, what is that?

But it's just him changing lanes or something.