Eric Czuleger

don't know he's napoleon was this in his will it was there are different there are different reports on why exactly some people even say that the um like the priest that was around was mad at him the weird part is that none of those reasons are important the weird part is that we know his penis got cut off and embalmed at one point really that's a fact that is a fact

I've spent so much time looking for an image of Napoleon's penis that is just insane. I bet there's a lot of fakes. So, yeah, yes, exactly. So we know that it went up for auction in several places. And I think the last place that we have it coming up for auction is like in the 1920s at some big New York auction house.

I've spent so much time looking for an image of Napoleon's penis that is just insane. I bet there's a lot of fakes. So, yeah, yes, exactly. So we know that it went up for auction in several places. And I think the last place that we have it coming up for auction is like in the 1920s at some big New York auction house.

I've spent so much time looking for an image of Napoleon's penis that is just insane. I bet there's a lot of fakes. So, yeah, yes, exactly. So we know that it went up for auction in several places. And I think the last place that we have it coming up for auction is like in the 1920s at some big New York auction house.

One person, the most plausible case of somebody owning it was actually a guy who was a urologist. And I mean, you know, because classic. That's convenient. Yeah, right. Urologist from New Jersey who is just... Of course he lived in fucking New Jersey. Right. Yeah. Shout out to Julian Dory.

One person, the most plausible case of somebody owning it was actually a guy who was a urologist. And I mean, you know, because classic. That's convenient. Yeah, right. Urologist from New Jersey who is just... Of course he lived in fucking New Jersey. Right. Yeah. Shout out to Julian Dory.

One person, the most plausible case of somebody owning it was actually a guy who was a urologist. And I mean, you know, because classic. That's convenient. Yeah, right. Urologist from New Jersey who is just... Of course he lived in fucking New Jersey. Right. Yeah. Shout out to Julian Dory.

He, you know, purchased this thing and he was also a big collector of all these other, you know, sort of strange tchotchkes. But... There is also, there are other claims to who owns Napoleon's penis, right? But we're in a situation here, right, where you can find the truth, like you can do a DNA test of the truth, but all of the actors within that system just have negative incentives

He, you know, purchased this thing and he was also a big collector of all these other, you know, sort of strange tchotchkes. But... There is also, there are other claims to who owns Napoleon's penis, right? But we're in a situation here, right, where you can find the truth, like you can do a DNA test of the truth, but all of the actors within that system just have negative incentives

He, you know, purchased this thing and he was also a big collector of all these other, you know, sort of strange tchotchkes. But... There is also, there are other claims to who owns Napoleon's penis, right? But we're in a situation here, right, where you can find the truth, like you can do a DNA test of the truth, but all of the actors within that system just have negative incentives

based upon actually finding out what the truth is. Because what could happen is they do some DNA test and then suddenly they're like, wait a second, I have somebody else's dick. Now it's worthless. And now it's worthless, right? So there are certain circumstances in which it is a negative incentive to actually surface the truth.

based upon actually finding out what the truth is. Because what could happen is they do some DNA test and then suddenly they're like, wait a second, I have somebody else's dick. Now it's worthless. And now it's worthless, right? So there are certain circumstances in which it is a negative incentive to actually surface the truth.

based upon actually finding out what the truth is. Because what could happen is they do some DNA test and then suddenly they're like, wait a second, I have somebody else's dick. Now it's worthless. And now it's worthless, right? So there are certain circumstances in which it is a negative incentive to actually surface the truth.

And I think that this happens in places like the UFO community, in conspiracy communities, and certainly in political communities, too. Moon landing, right? That's a perfect example of it. I think one thing, too, that I, like, constantly have to be on guard against is, like, how fun all these stories are. Like, I love them. Like, it's like... It's American mythology, right? It really is.

And I think that this happens in places like the UFO community, in conspiracy communities, and certainly in political communities, too. Moon landing, right? That's a perfect example of it. I think one thing, too, that I, like, constantly have to be on guard against is, like, how fun all these stories are. Like, I love them. Like, it's like... It's American mythology, right? It really is.

And I think that this happens in places like the UFO community, in conspiracy communities, and certainly in political communities, too. Moon landing, right? That's a perfect example of it. I think one thing, too, that I, like, constantly have to be on guard against is, like, how fun all these stories are. Like, I love them. Like, it's like... It's American mythology, right? It really is.

Like, the... conspiracy theories are the American art form. Like there are myth-making because we don't have these sort of like deep cultural myths, but we do have a certain apparatus of sense-making around these things that we all sort of share, right?

Like, the... conspiracy theories are the American art form. Like there are myth-making because we don't have these sort of like deep cultural myths, but we do have a certain apparatus of sense-making around these things that we all sort of share, right?

Like, the... conspiracy theories are the American art form. Like there are myth-making because we don't have these sort of like deep cultural myths, but we do have a certain apparatus of sense-making around these things that we all sort of share, right?

And I think that by making sense of them in these ways that are one, really entertaining and super interesting, and two, some of the stuff is partially real. it allows us to feel as if we have a lot more control and agency in a world that is often really chaotic.