Eric Jorgenson

It's basically like being an Uber driver, but for your own life.

And then sending that digitally up to whoever needs to be trained.

Oh, and some, like, African fucking AI labelers were able to see the faces weren't blurred out or something?

Put it down when I'm not on my... Yeah.

We'll get back to talking in just one second, but first, tell me if this sounds familiar.

You train regularly, you eat reasonably well, maybe you even supplement.

You feel fine, but you're just kind of going off vibes.

Most people have absolutely no idea what's going on inside of their body, which is why I partnered with Function.

Function gives you access to more than 160 advanced lab tests spanning hormones, heart health, metabolic markers, inflammation, thyroid, nutrients, liver, and kidney function.

It even detects early signals linked to more than 50 types of cancer.

To put that in perspective, your typical annual physical might test about 20 markers and Function runs over 160.

And this isn't just numbers dumped into your inbox.

Every result is reviewed by clinicians.

Abnormal markers get flagged and you get clear explanations.

and a personalized protocol with actionable next steps so you can actually do something about what you learn.

Best of all, you test twice a year and everything lives in a simple dashboard.

You can just track trends over time, make sure that you're moving in the right direction.

Normally, this level of testing would cost thousands through private clinics.

With Function, it is $365 a year.

That's $1 a day to know what's actually happening inside of your body.