Eric Sedeño

Sorry, diva.

Sorry, diva.

Yeah. I've seen that too. That's fucked up.

Yeah. I've seen that too. That's fucked up.

we gotta do like a we gotta get you something i know sometimes i like a dose i actually wait that reminds me i'll tell you after we finish but i tell me i have someone in my head that i was like i'm gonna see if he sucks because if he doesn't i'm gonna try to set him up with teffy

we gotta do like a we gotta get you something i know sometimes i like a dose i actually wait that reminds me i'll tell you after we finish but i tell me i have someone in my head that i was like i'm gonna see if he sucks because if he doesn't i'm gonna try to set him up with teffy

mouth the word to me i you don't know him that's why you have no idea which is a good thing i think you need someone that's not in this in it in it enough like adjacent yeah like runs parallel to it hey one time i told tevi i was like why don't you try dating an athlete or something she goes oh because i have this like crazy dream where i like monogamy so oh okay

mouth the word to me i you don't know him that's why you have no idea which is a good thing i think you need someone that's not in this in it in it enough like adjacent yeah like runs parallel to it hey one time i told tevi i was like why don't you try dating an athlete or something she goes oh because i have this like crazy dream where i like monogamy so oh okay

papa do you hear me and i was like no i know i tell people that all the time about athletes especially i'm like well are you cool with being a sister wife because that's kind of what you do when you start dating one no i uh teffy dreams a little dream of uh not being professionally cheated on no for real like i imagine that's what they do in the off season yeah they're training a different they're exercising a different muscle yeah that's how they keep their competitive edge yeah i had my friends raw so

papa do you hear me and i was like no i know i tell people that all the time about athletes especially i'm like well are you cool with being a sister wife because that's kind of what you do when you start dating one no i uh teffy dreams a little dream of uh not being professionally cheated on no for real like i imagine that's what they do in the off season yeah they're training a different they're exercising a different muscle yeah that's how they keep their competitive edge yeah i had my friends raw so

my nail girl was telling me a story about someone who was like she matched with like a nfl player i told tevi this story but after she spent like a week with him he only saw her at night between the hours of nine to three p.m because his wife and children are at home yeah so like he only came to the hotel to see her at night and then she was like what are we never heard back from him

my nail girl was telling me a story about someone who was like she matched with like a nfl player i told tevi this story but after she spent like a week with him he only saw her at night between the hours of nine to three p.m because his wife and children are at home yeah so like he only came to the hotel to see her at night and then she was like what are we never heard back from him

oh she was talking asking me about it and i said how old is she and she said 21 i go well there's that and then she goes well yeah he said maybe i think he's just busy like with practice and training and i was like it's march he's a football player they're in season oh my god i said girl the super bowl just ended like two weeks ago young lover girls naive wide-eyed and bushy tiny tim

oh she was talking asking me about it and i said how old is she and she said 21 i go well there's that and then she goes well yeah he said maybe i think he's just busy like with practice and training and i was like it's march he's a football player they're in season oh my god i said girl the super bowl just ended like two weeks ago young lover girls naive wide-eyed and bushy tiny tim

Right.

Right.

If you asked me to calculate the tip, I'd start sobbing. I had a guy make up a word once to my face while he was talking down to me about being smart. Of course. And telling me how smart men are compared to women. And I was like, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right. Was it irregardless? I think it might have been conversated. And it's converse.

If you asked me to calculate the tip, I'd start sobbing. I had a guy make up a word once to my face while he was talking down to me about being smart. Of course. And telling me how smart men are compared to women. And I was like, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right. Was it irregardless? I think it might have been conversated. And it's converse.

So he was like, yeah, the way I conversated with him, I said, pause. I told my mom. I just realized I'm busy tonight, so I won't be able to see you, but.

So he was like, yeah, the way I conversated with him, I said, pause. I told my mom. I just realized I'm busy tonight, so I won't be able to see you, but.