Eric Sedeño

oh my god yes that literally is the first wig i ever owned and you know what it is my friend was something else for halloween and she was like this is such trash piece of shit wig and i said give it to me and i wore that shit out something changed i dressed up as my professor and then she gave me a better grade because i was like i was like i'm mrs mendenhall i'm like cheryl today like i don't know you were a schmoozer in college too like to teachers the teachers love you

I loved all my women teachers, like, so much.

And, like, I loved all my professors, but my, like, the women really, like, I loved them.

They were giving it to you.

Yeah.

And that, like, you know, you meet a good old Christian Texas woman.

She's going to call you honey.

She's going to, like, she'll be like, oh, sweetheart.

Like, big hair, like, a bad little, like, oof.

I'm not doing all that.

They walk in with a big.

French tip.

Big gulp.

Yeah.

full of Diet Coke, full of sweet tea.

They're having 50 grams of sugar a morning.

And you know, they're walking in with a good little, how y'all doing?

Oh, I loved, I loved my women professors.

Oh my God.

I need to do drag and be, I need to do that.