Eric Trump

I became the most subpoenaed person in American history for never doing a damn thing wrong.

Had I had Hunter Biden's laptop,

you know, hookers, marrying my dead brother, you know, wife, if that was the case, you know, entities all over the world, even though you were selling zero product.

Like, I'm still trying to figure out what product Hunter Biden sold that he needed all these shell entities and all these funds flowing through.

I mean,

You know, if he's such a great businessman, like, where's his website?

Like, what product?

You know what I do.

You know, golf hotels, residential, commercial.

Could you imagine if I was out there finger-painting every single day?

Yet you had 51 intelligence officers who signed a memo saying that his entire laptop was, quote-unquote, Russian disinformation.

I mean, who do you think Putin would rather have in the Oval Office?

Donald Trump or Joe Biden?

Give me a break.

They're getting vaporized.

They're on their seventh drug boat in the last four hours.

Right.

You watch these missiles fly in and take out these little center console boats that have thousands of pounds of fentanyl on them that are going to kill unthinkable amounts of kids.

I personally have four friends who have lost children due to fentanyl.

So every single time I see these guys get vaporized, I cheer just because I know the anguish in the hearts of friends who kids have literally been poisoned in this country with those very narcotics.