Erica

The OGs of uncensored motherhood are back and badder than ever. I'm Erica. And I'm Mila. And we're the hosts of the Good Moms Bad Choices podcast, brought to you by the Black Effect Podcast Network every Wednesday. Yeah, we're moms. But not your mommy. Historically, men talk too much. And women have quietly listened. And all that stops here. If you like witty women, then this is your tribe.

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The OGs of uncensored motherhood are back and badder than ever. I'm Erica. And I'm Mila. And we're the hosts of the Good Moms Bad Choices podcast, brought to you by the Black Effect Podcast Network every Wednesday. Yeah, we're moms, but not your mommy. Historically, men talk too much. And women have quietly listened. And all that stops here. If you like witty women, then this is your tribe.

Listen to the Good Moms Bad Choices podcast every Wednesday. on the Black Effect Podcast Network, the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you go to find your podcasts.

The OGs of uncensored motherhood are back and badder than ever. I'm Erica. And I'm Mila. And we're the hosts of the Good Moms Bad Choices podcast, brought to you by the Black Effect Podcast Network every Wednesday. Historically, men talk too much. And women have quietly listened. And all that stops here. If you like witty women, then this is your tribe. With guests like Corinne Steffens.

The OGs of uncensored motherhood are back and badder than ever. I'm Erica. And I'm Mila. And we're the hosts of the Good Moms Bad Choices podcast, brought to you by the Black Effect Podcast Network every Wednesday. Historically, men talk too much. And women have quietly listened. And all that stops here. If you like witty women, then this is your tribe. With guests like Corinne Steffens.

The OGs of uncensored motherhood are back and badder than ever. I'm Erica. And I'm Mila. And we're the hosts of the Good Moms Bad Choices podcast, brought to you by the Black Effect Podcast Network every Wednesday. Historically, men talk too much. And women have quietly listened. And all that stops here. If you like witty women, then this is your tribe. With guests like Corinne Steffens.

The OGs of uncensored motherhood are back and badder than ever. I'm Erica. And I'm Mila. And we're the hosts of the Good Moms Bad Choices podcast, brought to you by the Black Effect Podcast Network every Wednesday. Historically, men talk too much. And women have quietly listened. And all that stops here. If you like witty women, then this is your tribe. With guests like Corinne Steffens.

The OGs of uncensored motherhood are back and badder than ever. I'm Erica. And I'm Mila. And we're the hosts of the Good Moms Bad Choices podcast, brought to you by the Black Effect Podcast Network every Wednesday. Historically, men talk too much. And women have quietly listened. And all that stops here. If you like witty women, then this is your tribe.

The OGs of uncensored motherhood are back and badder than ever. I'm Erica. And I'm Mila. And we're the hosts of the Good Moms Bad Choices podcast, brought to you by the Black Effect Podcast Network every Wednesday. Yeah, we're moms. But not your mommy. Historically, men talk too much. And women have quietly listened. And all that stops here. If you like witty women, then this is your tribe.

The OGs of uncensored motherhood are back and badder than ever. I'm Erica. And I'm Mila. And we're the hosts of the Good Moms Bad Choices podcast, brought to you by the Black Effect Podcast Network every Wednesday. Historically, men talk too much. And women have quietly listened. And all that stops here. If you like witty women, then this is your tribe. With guests like Corinne Steffens.

The OGs of uncensored motherhood are back and badder than ever. I'm Erica. And I'm Mila. And we're the hosts of the Good Moms Bad Choices podcast, brought to you by the Black Effect Podcast Network every Wednesday. Historically, men talk too much. And women have quietly listened. And all that stops here. If you like witty women, then this is your tribe. With guests like Corinne Steffens.

The OGs of uncensored motherhood are back and badder than ever. I'm Erica. And I'm Mila. And we're the hosts of the Good Moms Bad Choices podcast, brought to you by the Black Effect Podcast Network every Wednesday. Historically, men talk too much. And women have quietly listened. And all that stops here. If you like witty women, then this is your tribe. With guests like Corinne Steffens.

The OGs of uncensored motherhood are back and badder than ever. I'm Erica. And I'm Mila. And we're the hosts of the Good Moms Bad Choices podcast, brought to you by the Black Effect Podcast Network every Wednesday. Historically, men talk too much. And women have quietly listened. And all that stops here. If you like witty women, then this is your tribe. With guests like Corinne Steffens.

So you're telling me that the $100,000 that was actually raised by our communities is all gone and you used it on the event at Texas A&M. Over $100,000. She was like, yep. At that point, I was completely done. But some smart Black women jumped in. Erica jumped in and said, hey, Z, We need receipts.

It's been great for the most part. Her confidence is up. Her sense of self is way up. We talk about weight a lot less. Like our conversations are much more mother daughter fun. She's she's thriving as a young adult now and living her best life. Right. She's focusing on other goals besides just weight.

You know, she's taking up hobbies and American Sign Language and just, you know, she focuses on non-scale victories and, you know, airplane seats and going to the theater comfortably. And so it's just refreshing to watch her live. And to be honest, I feel like she kind of takes it for granted a little bit. Like she forgets where she's come from.

Like she takes it from granted a little bit, but she has come such a long way. She's like, oh, it's just a lifestyle now. No big deal. I'm like, girl, what?

Right, Marissa? Absolutely. It's it really has been a game changer. And I've been kind of like a champion for, you know, other parents, you know, who question and have those same questions. I'm just like, you know, check your resistance, like check the root of your resistance.

Listen to your child and understand their experience. I've never thought about going to the theater and worrying about the seat in the theater or that, you know, you can't sit in the exit row. We have we're tall and have long legs. We prefer the exit row. That wasn't an option for her. I didn't know that there were policies for extra seats. I did not understand her experience.

And we have a very close relationship. Like, I really had to educate my ignorance. And thanks to you, I was able to do that. And, you know, I one of the things that I also love about her that I didn't mention, she has become such a fierce advocate for her health overall. She actually went to try an obesity doctor and they weren't great. They put her on a crash diet. She did it for about a week.

And she was like, you know what? She did it because they were supposed to be obesity specialists. But she was like, this isn't right. I don't want to go back to this. And she stopped going. And I was just like, excellent for you. Yeah. That would be a question is sort of how do you find good diet? Doctors, what are the questions to ask?

Since there is a shortage, how do you find good doctors that are versed in this space? Or at least what questions should you ask?

Oh, my goodness. Hello, Esther. Hello, Oprah. Hi. Thank you all so much for this opportunity. It truly is an honor of mine. Well, like I said, I've been married 32 years. I have three adult grown children. My husband was retired military. He retired about 10 years ago. We have spent a lot of time together. We do a lot of things together. And then about eight years ago, my mom suddenly took you.

And it was just when my husband retired. And we were looking forward to moving away and joining our lives. And it's just been a lot. And I look forward to these days. I look forward to being an empty nester. We have two adult girls who are now back in the home. I still have to check on my mom and see about her. I just got a call from the caregivers a few minutes ago.

What is my wish for myself?

Yeah. I don't know how you knew that, but that's exactly what I said to her.

I love to travel. I want to travel the world. I love walking on the beach. We took a vacation to Mexico, and I just loved walking on the beach, just being with nature, just getting out. And we don't get to do that that often.

Yeah.

No.

Yes, definitely.

My hormones are just way off.

I hope that's the case too.

Gator, my dildo's friend, and my dildo's the girlfriend. And you better be sweet with your papa, and you know I bring my band right over here, who you're sitting right over there with.

Well, it's how we talk to each other. It's how Gator understands me.

Yeah, I got another one. She's feeling a little kissy today. Oh, she's wanting to give out kisses to her friends today.

Oh, yes, all the time. She hates it. All the time.

Well, not if it's her papa doing it, because then she really don't care. Is that true? Yeah, that's true.

See, I kind of did it. Oh, my God, Gator, did you hear that? He fell asleep.

Gator, what are you even sensing?

He has a lot to say. You got a lot to say today with our little discipline. Oh my God.

Remember that happened in Nashville?

Oh, look at she wagging her tail so cute. And I think you're going to get a kiss. Oh, my gosh.

Thank you.

Yeah.

His head's a little bit too high.

Going a little off camera. Perfect placement. He does it again. The incomparable Grant. Incomparable. So cool. Wow. We cherish you, my man. Thanks, guys.

We were all lions on the Serengeti.

Oh, my gosh.

You're actually, you have a really soft taste. But it didn't hurt as bad as I thought.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

I fucking blew it. I could have been somebody else.

There's no way.

I'm getting FOMO, dude.

You can tell he's like a little, he shouldn't, he should be home resting right now, but he made the effort and he's down here with us.

Ever? I've told you that before. But I turned to my buddy and I was like, dude, check this out.

Fucking help me, dumbass.

Patrick's Day parade, and I was just soaked all day, and it was freezing.

Yeah, Gary Oldman. He looks like Gary Oldman in the movie Hannibal. Yeah. Not Silence of the Lambs Grant, the sequel.

Is this it?

Look at her. In this john. She looks like a bull mastiff in this mug. Yeah, I'm trying to get a pet.

$100.

It's a blip on the radar of your life, dude.

Sins of the father. So tragic. My bitch ass son.

Yeah. Well, there's like a bird in his way and he tried to avoid it.

I was like, well, we got our work cut out for us because we can just sign it ourselves. And Grant, would you? Yeah, I'll sign this, of course. Nice. Okay. And I'll edit. And edit it. That's two for one.

And then I got to start reading to my son really early.

Yeah, what were you reading to them?

Nice. Pass the buck, brother.

So that's concerning.

Pisses me off. Something good.

It's a giant bomb going off.

Have the hotels exploded to bits?

Yeah, I put it on Reddit. I, 30-year-old M, adopted a child, 18-year-old M. Am I the asshole?

And if it floods, you could probably just put her on half a peanut shell and she would just float down the street.

Probably didn't hope that we fucking riffed the box in half. Yeah, the box, we really... Are you kidding?

It does. It does. It smells really good. If I shrunk, dare I say it, I could probably wear this as a shoe for real. I know. Would you? Yeah. Would you wear those? Oh, it smells like leather. I just bought some leather soap at H-E-B yesterday. I'm going to smell like beef tallow all week.

It just smells like leather.

It's not the most pretty color, but it smells so good. It smells like the saddle room in My Mom's Born.

Just throw them.

Yeah, just put it like behind like the old Betty Crocker's or something. Well, don't get caught. I dare him to try to catch me. I got a cyanide capsule in my fucking back tooth. I'll just snap it, go to heaven.

She had crack in her tooth? Is that what you're talking about?

That's even worse news.

What?

I'm about to pancake your ass, dude. Please don't pancake me.

I'm so close to truck stick in your ass.

Yeah, William's going to drop a $5 bill and he's going to say, oh shit, Grant, my hands are full. You picked that up. You're going to pick it up.

He's going right for the edge of the table. We got to baby proof this room, G. I'll get on that. Sometimes there's a lot of cords. This is a lawsuit waiting to happen. I bumped my noggin.

It's definitely, I would, oh no. There's an open revolt happening here in the studio right now. All right, so you would put this in the cupboard and it would become just a size ten and a half fucking Air Force One.

All right, I'm looking a little.

I know I have to fight somebody, like an enemy. Yeah. This guy looks up from this hood. He has like deer eye shine. You know what I mean? Like his eyes are reflective. I go, something's fucking off.

Curbstompings.

You trying to say I'm a hillbilly bumpkin?

That's actually the coolest shoe yet.

Yeah, come on, guys, blow on it really hard. Yeah, yeah.

And then I turn to my buddy and I go, what was it? What was it? I said, what are the chances he even speaks English? Because he's a monster. He was like a monster. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they were like, you should try to talk to him.

So that is an interesting, like, chicken or the egg, like, how would a horse wear pants type situation? How would a shoe have a face?

Had a lot of stuff happen after that.

Well, it's a coin toss.

They still don't know. Gosh.

But I have always felt, for most of my life, if I were to jump out of a plane and touch my back and realize, oh, shit, I don't have a parachute, at the last second, I would bring my body in really tight and try to bring my arms as close together to create drag, and I would... And I would perfectly... Damn!

Upwind.

I'm sorry, you're not Goofy. You're Gator.

Yes, I mean it. I don't think Gator likes things with eyes. Gator, look, it's going away.

Yeah, she's acting shy.

It's at a frequency that's too low for dogs to hear.

Who's there?

She don't give a fuck about piss.

Do they look the same?

Maybe.

I wonder how he got a show. Did he go to producers and say, hey, I'm so good at training dogs.

I woke up screaming. She got here from the airport. I woke up like...

Cats and Dogs back?

Yeah. Like a crazy one?

Yeah, they're like international super spies, but they're cats and dogs, right?

Yeah, so they're like basically international super spies and they're mortal sworn enemies, but they get together against a common opponent.

Number two would probably be like the lower part of a root. Like I'd be digging up tree stumps and eating the stinky parts.

Full of grub worms.

Like Simone and Pumbaa. Remember when Pumbaa eats those big juicy bugs and they kind of look kind of good?

My dad does it all the time. Trust me.

I have an LLC, Grant. I'm basically a businessman as it is. It's called Rifrasco Inc.

What do you mean they're fine?

This is my son, HW.

That could be helpful.

We'll have a whole other presentation, I beg of you. Please, Mr. Wonderful, please.

I wasn't even going to come in here. Yeah.

I hate to say this, Grant, because this was supposed to be your present, but this might just be a million-dollar shark tank. I mean, fair enough. Look at that.

So it's basically an Opticus illusion. It's basically an Atticus Finch. You're going to want to zoom in on this. It looks like the finger should stop, right?

You're going to be pleasantly surprised.

If an idiot like me, a total numbskull, arguably a knuckle-dragger, could figure out... Stop.

But if I could figure it out in a matter of seconds. Imagine what our nation's elite could do with this in a matter of months. Think about it.

I rebsed my case. Good mibus. Where's the ribus?

Like when you shine a flashlight in the woods or you're hunting at night or you're just in the woods at night and an animal's eyes will glow. It had eye shine that reflected off the headlights of the car. So that's creepy. Yeah, I was terrified. And then we got in the car and they said, it's okay, we got away from him. And I felt the hood and there was movement on the hood.

A couple weeks in my house, you sleeping on the couch, me staying up late watching movies, you're going to be. I can get it? You're in the clear. Okay, okay. You're going to do just fine, my man.

She's turned into the most beautiful dog. She really is quite gorgeous.

We are gone. Yeah. From the end of April until the beginning of July.

Yeah. Yeah.

In this truck, I only write one prescription.

And then I woke up again. It was awful.

Crack, turn your egg to yolk like Rio the Young OG.

Dude, we are Petito-ing your ass so hard. I've actually been petitioning the court to Petito your ass.

We are going to pay the $50,000 to get your name on the Hollywood Hall of Fame.

Not the Walk of Fame.

Yeah. Just spray it. It's like the North Hollywood shootout in this motherfucker. Paint in the streets.

That's absolutely right. He died.

Died from being a piece of shit.

Everybody hated his ass after Batman. But he was a notoriously rude guy. He seemed to have turned his life around as he got older. When he was dying, which is sad. He got throat cancer. Yeah, that's why he turned his life around. He couldn't run his mouth anymore.

No, I don't know. I don't know the guy. But he's wonderful in Tombstone. That's one of my favorite movies. Him as a... Doc Holliday is always so good. I need to see that. I don't think I've ever seen it.

Oh, it's so good. It's like the best Western ever. It's corny in all the right places.

To some. On IMDbibbis, he's dying. He's Doc Holliday's Wyatt Earp's best friend. Everyone speaks in one-liners. It's the best movie. He's dying here.

Yeah, he has tuberculosis. And he's also an alcoholic and a drug addict. And like the real Doc Holliday was, who was also a dentist in addition to an outlaw gunman.

He goes, Johnny Ringo, you look like you just seen a ghost.

All right, we're done with that. You're not wearing a what? A bustle's like an undergarment, like an old-timey lady undergarment. And he's got this sexy Latvian girlfriend. You remember Grant.

He met her out west somewhere? Well, it's just his girlfriend from the start of the movie, and she jumps on a horse, and he goes, well, that's why you're not wearing a bustle. She's able to jump on the horse and just get going? Uh-huh. That's why she's not wearing panties.

I mean, what is it? I thought... No, man. We're probably going to get a fucking copyright strike. He's doing it anyway. Yeah, no. He's doing it anyway. No, Grant.

It's like the music video.

Everybody poop in the same place and it's full of snakes.

Everybody, pooping where the doo-doo go now.

Felt good. I knew it was going to put a pin in this episode. Put a bow on it.

I will. Grant, before we go, pull up a picture of the Huntsman spider. Because Australia has a foot-long spider. It's the biggest spider in the world. Oh, my gosh.

I'm going to find one. I'm going to put it in a Ziploc. I'm going to seal it shut. I'm going to put it under Red Band's pillow. Yeah, you need to. You need to. No, I'm going to put a little collar on it. Walk it in the stude. They're huge. They get like a foot long. They're fucking disgusting. I'm going to try to find one.

Can't even have a couple pints with my lads and have them public. F that. Well, thank you for the well wishes. I love you guys. We're going to be back better than ever at the start of Q2. Yes. Which is now. We're here. Quarter two. Quarter two. KCRocketComedy.com. I'm going to Philly. I'm going to Toronto. I'm going to Pittsburgh. I'm going to all kinds of places.

Yeah.

Yes. Yes.

I thought you were doing a bit.

It's a little tiny Eeyore.

His head is backwards, but it can go 360 like the exorcism. Oh. And look at his hands. It can clip. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't be scared, Gator. It's your new best friend.

Whoa. I think she thinks it's an enemy. Gator, that's a fun toy for you. She literally thinks it's like some sort of other animal. I didn't even consider that.

Because it stinks so bad.

But she loves it. A fate worse than death. William, here's your present. So cool.

Come on, man. That is just a couple of dudes hanging ten. That's you. You're Max Goof, brother.

Yeah, he shut it down. Yeah, it was shut down. It's out in the ether. So tragic. Erica, I'm giving you a choice. I thought about this for way too long. I'm giving you a choice between two presents.

Stamps.

Lilo and Stamps. Goofus.

For the troop. Take it.

Thank you. Grant, I got you this stamp. As soon as I saw it, I knew it was for you. I got you one more thing.

Grant is a bit of a sneaker freak. These are Disney collectors. They're called Disney lacers.

Wait, Grant, open those little sneakers, see which one you got. I bet you got a Goofy. Okay. The way things are trending today, because one of them's a little Max Goofy. It's a collectible.

Whoa. On three, we both pull half of it. One, two, three. What's in it? It's the little ducks.

That was a fun little zoom in. It's Huey, Louie, Gooey, and Stewie.

He's the uncle, and he's very independently wealthy. But I ask you this, at what cost?

The indigenous girl, the young indigenous girls.

He's going to be looking for you. He needs to give you those beans.

Well, I hope he can find you again.

And would you accept the beans?

Spot on.

Yeah, did we not? The registered drawer.

It's only open during work hours.

Island time. Wait.

Yeah, that seemed... Island time. Wait.

Island time.

I'm very much enjoying it.

Oh, you were walking around with it?

Yes.

His music reminds me of Jeff Richards.

Because William don't like either.

Well, they don't make that.

We like Pepsi.

We don't even drink soda, actually.

It's different.

Yeah, beware of the Bandersnatch.

This sounds fine. I'm looking at pictures of Emerita for you.

That's Emerita.

I'm pulling it up.

You're almost getting the... Here's a fly looking Bandersnatch right there.

Someone was like, you better not download that picture of Glasgow Smile. Oh. Inappropriate. Yeah.

Like a Manchurian kind of thing?

Yeah, I think a littler person driving him.

A little Master Blaster.

Master Blaster.

I thought he was hot. Yeah, you guys want Arsenio? Yeah, put him up. This is Dodi Fayed. That was the guy.

All right. Sorry. One sec.

You guys aren't allowed back here. Oh, no.

You're not allowed back here.

All right. Let me turn it back up.

Damn.

Yeah. Yeah, you can get all sorts of stuff stuck in there.

Honestly, I guess where I'd hold the phone, more likely up front, I guess.

Yeah.

Oh, cool. I was grabbing myself one.

Step away.

Like Franco's dick gets stuck in a boulder in the movie? Mm-hmm.

Yeah, the Dave model is working all right for us, but we need to go Busters.

Yeah, name your price, G. For us to pay you. Yeah. I'm making money. I'm eating a bunch of food, and I just have to bomb a little bit. Yeah, we're paying for your buffet.

It is. They have crab legs. It's lobster tails and crab legs.

You guys were trying to sell me on this, and now it seems like you're not. Well, we want to shoot you straight. Yeah, yeah. We don't want you to be disappointed.

Are you guys backing out of giving me $30?

Yeah. All right, let's go.

Percent. I mean, that's why we're trying to move to an all-busters model. We feel like that's going to raise the numbers.

I'm taking notes over here.

Do you tell Mike this stuff? I try not to pass this along to him. He's too burdened.

It is a little creepy. I haven't seen that guy. I mean, he now is like exclusively working nights. So I never see him.

I did not look at that.

I went, William Montgomery muscular.

Wow. Yeah.

We're going to take that off of there.

Is that true, Gigi? Always, always. In what context? Haunted by Bandersnatches. In what context, Gigi? Usually a haunting.

We've been pilfering from a certain Dave and Buster's.

What is that, seven places? That's so many places.

Yeah, we've been to the...

You did a second night of Tulsa and we went to the casino.

That's right.

Is that the guy from Celebrity Big Brother who was mean to JoJo Siwa?

He said she's going to leave the house straight.

It is the season.

He was mean to her. She said she likes girls. And he said, not after this, you won't.

Yeah.

It's not good. Do you have like a porch light? They'll run right in if you have a light right in front of your door. Yeah. Yeah.

All the bugs flying.

Mm-hmm.

And I think she got with a dude. And I think she got with one of the guys on the show. So he was right.

He saved it. It's his background on his phone right now.

Yes, he loved that picture.

What? Why?

Welcome to the club.

That's so sweet.

I know.

Maybe like 21.

Ain't that one?

Just like that.

She drank around Epcot for her 21st birthday. She's like a child forever.

That's so cool. Orchestra or acting?

That's really cool.

I had heard that too.

Oh, my gosh. Al Bundy on ice.

What is Al short for? Allison?

Mm-hmm.

He was giggling.

He was not busting.

No, the comments were nice. I was looking.

Bigger than Max?

Okay, you're going to have to bleep that out, Grant.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It didn't look like it either.

What did he smell like?

It's like a gourmand scent.

That's sweet.

I don't think you need to do a list right now. It's not worth it.

It's not worth it.

I'll definitely get mad.

I'm a girl. I'll definitely get mad.

William.

I know.

It's a lot of quiet.

No, because he's busy doing Crawlers.

Well, it started the day after you left, so.

He literally left and then here's his new podcast. And he's on our Patreon chat sharing the link. Go watch it, guys. Stay away from our fans, Grant. He sends selfies of y'all watching it and they do it. They like it.

Yeah.

The Slayer Man.

That ain't it.

Okay, well, you just spoiled the whole thing. Well, not the whole thing. That was the whole movie.

No, that was actually all of it, though.

You'd love it. Yeah, you'd probably. Buddy, you told me the whole thing. It was that pirate man thing you were going on about.

He is what he is.

We were going to ask you eventually, but we didn't know how to bring it up.

William has been talking about that in the car.

He's like, how would I even bring that up? I'm like, I don't know.

And it came up naturally.

But that was your buddy?

Oh my God, did you ever see that celebrity haunting show and she got possessed by a ghost?

Yeah, it was really scary. She was not doing good. Yeah, they were like in a nighttime night vision looking for ghosts and she got possessed on the TV show.

I thought they were like doing a joke or something. I like laughed when I opened it. I was like, why does it look like this?

I think it means you're going to work on Debbie Wilson's production team.

Like build a relationship, yeah.

And here I am.

They're like, oh, she wants shaved. Right. Yeah.

Yeah, you're going to ruin that contract, allegedly.

Santa. And I'm not talking about Santas.

Okay.

But not everything.

First name?

What would you guess it is?

What is Santa? Saint Nick?

I was going to guess like Meredith.

Beyond.

That's like a daughter though or something.

You're such a kiss ass.

My Mrs. Claus is British.

Find us a girl.

She's still a nutter butter.

That's a Sarah.

Sarah Boone.

You ever smile?

Yeah.

At the mall? Yeah, he would.

Are you holding your breath?

I don't think they sit on laps anymore. They sit on like the couch.

No.

That's horrible. I know.

I hope you find it one day.

Oh yeah.

Oh, you have to find that thing. I'll have to find it. She gets haunted and it's not good.

It looks real similar.

They're crawling on the floor, Casey. You would love it.

We crawl around like babies. In this room. What are you saying? I think it's an error. You would love it, Casey.

Well, he's putting it on our Patreon.

I know. I know because Casey was out of town and then he was sabotaged.

You don't have to just be a baby. These rooms that we record in are huge. Lots of crawling room. And if you notice... They're a little too big, kind of.

The carpeting has like a bounce. The floor has a bounce to it.

Yeah, we're the spinoff.

It was like shaved ice shave.

Can we start reacting to his videos in front of him at times?

Can we be a reaction channel to Grant's video? Oh my gosh, yeah.

But he has to listen to us the whole time.

That's why he's not on it.

I requested at the counter. Okay.

Yeah, that'll do it.

Look at that Jessica Rabbit over there.

Oh, whoa.

Yeah, can you give us all cool new hair?

Motherfuckers always be like, why is he always like... Shit.

I'm laughing so hard. You guys got fucked yourself just now.

Jesse's here.

Motherfucker be like, is this Anne or Helen?

They flush it.

Yeah.

That's probably why they're so dirty now.

No.

Do you know how expensive that time machine was?

What is this from? Is that AI?

Just skin.

It's the clown, is he? Yes.

It does look like the guy in black has a hook going around.

What is it, Grant?

Family tree. Montgomery's? Is it the monk? I think it's the monk.

This is your family right here.

Right there between you guys. That's your great, great, great, great, great grandfather right there.

Yeah.

Yeah, a couple of teeth whitings ago.

Let me do a deep dive. I should know.

Oh, es war Mike Myers? Mike Myers und ich glaube, der Typ aus Kids in the Hall.

What?

Yeah.

I was on top of her.

Whoa. Oh, really?

Is that what they said? No, they didn't.

You hate glow ball? You don't like glow ball?

Seriously.

Yeah, of course.

Uh-huh.

She will eat.

You can hear her eating?

You took Latin?

Wait, what is this?

Yeah, playful. And we love it.

Okay.

Woo-hoo!

Half commander-in-chief.

That's so sweet. You guys are fifth graders.

Oh, my gosh.

I had no idea until this year what the heck I was doing after high school.

I knew I wanted to go to college because like 99% of the kids at my high school go to a four-year college after. Like junior year, we have an assembly and they say, look, this is how you apply to college. They don't even mention trade school or anything like that. I mean, it's an option, but at my school, they don't advertise it.

Yeah, there definitely is a stigma around it. I don't know a single person that's not going to some type of university. I only know one person that's going to a two-year.

I've lived here my entire life. I'm ready to meet a lot of new people, but I am really nervous. I'm going to miss my mom.

But we know what your best effort looks like, and that looks like a good college.

No.

You ready? You ready to see what's going on? First of all, the place is a disaster, but look what's happening. And she's like, oh!

So Erica's like, I've been under a microscope since the day I left Tom.

And she's like, financially, socially, emotionally, I couldn't have done anything right. So God forbid I spend anything, I

You know, I've always loved this tiny little house with its little stove, tiny little hot plate and the bucket that I pee in. It's nice to live in a humble abode, but the energy has changed so much, I just can't thank Martin enough. This is huge for me to turn this $2 million house to something that's worth, I don't know, maybe $3.5 million. Oh, God, to live humbly. What a wonderful journey.

I'm not someone who sleeps into noon, but I was, I will sleep into noon if I even got out of bed. But now I wake up at eight in the morning and prepare for a whole day of nothing. It's exciting.

Well, why wouldn't you bring this to the sisterhood? This is a sisterhood situation. Why is she just taking some people and leaving other people out?

And it's because I didn't want anything and anyone to think badly of Piquet.

Thank you.

I need the wicker photos. Hurry, Mohammed. God damn.

Oh, God, I don't know why, girls, but I just feel good today. I feel good today.

Well, I know. I'm from the south. I'm like 90 miles north. You want to talk about a horrible southern mother, I'd like to put those two in a fucking pit and watch them just go at it. But I guess my chance will have to be another day, bitch.

She's like, oh, yeah, we just, we just, oh, yes, I think. But, you know, I was upset after your barbecue because we were talking and you said, oh, my kids are there. Do you remember this?

Why didn't anyone ask me about why? You went through all this stuff with the lizard. Where was the sympathy I got for my lizard?

No, but I could have had one. Where was my messages?

She goes, who's Godzilla?

Oh, geez.

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