Erika Alexander

No, it's the Greg. He left four messages on my machine today.

No, it's the Greg. He left four messages on my machine today.

I'm calling Greg. Go ahead and call him with your weak self. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fine. You're fine. What do you want? Dinner tomorrow? Well, since you're only gonna be in town one day, I guess we could work something out. You are so weak. Someone special? Sure. Your fiancé. Click, hang up, dial Tony.

I'm calling Greg. Go ahead and call him with your weak self. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fine. You're fine. What do you want? Dinner tomorrow? Well, since you're only gonna be in town one day, I guess we could work something out. You are so weak. Someone special? Sure. Your fiancé. Click, hang up, dial Tony.

Beignets. Oh, beignets.

Beignets. Oh, beignets.

Honey.

Honey.

Enough! Enough! This is crazy! There you go. You were so good. So good.

Enough! Enough! This is crazy! There you go. You were so good. So good.

Well, I ain't the Pope.

Well, I ain't the Pope.

That is such crap. Now that I realize what's been bothering me all this time. Wasn't that you just packed your raggedy duffel bag and left? It was that you didn't even bother to take the time to say goodbye.

That is such crap. Now that I realize what's been bothering me all this time. Wasn't that you just packed your raggedy duffel bag and left? It was that you didn't even bother to take the time to say goodbye.

Let me show you.

Let me show you.

Well, I actually waited a long time to date. Everyone or everyone seemed to be pregnant. And so in my mind, dating led to pregnancy. And, you know, nah, I didn't want to be pregnant. I was terrified of that.

Well, I actually waited a long time to date. Everyone or everyone seemed to be pregnant. And so in my mind, dating led to pregnancy. And, you know, nah, I didn't want to be pregnant. I was terrified of that.

I get it. But, you know, my first date was with a dude named Richard Lyons.

I get it. But, you know, my first date was with a dude named Richard Lyons.