Esther Zuckerman

And then there, I feel like there's one other big, well, there's like Bogus, which is insane.

Never, never heard of that one.

Bogus is Norman Jewison's last theatrical film, I believe.

Unless, no, no, The Hurricane.

Haley Joel Osment is an orphaned boy who's taken in by Whoopi as his godmother and Gerard Depardieu is his drunk French invisible friend named Bogus.

So far, it sounds like a role he's suited for.

But then, right, he's in Branagh Hamlet.

He's in Man in the Iron Mask.

But then also, most importantly, in 1999, he does a film called Asterix and Obelix versus Caesar.

And he's like, I don't need this American bullshit.

I got an Asterix movie every three years, no matter what.

Like he made, you know, he made giant French movies.

A movie where you cannot believe Disney didn't remake that in 2005.

Do you know this movie?

It's Daniel Otoy as a man who's going to be fired from his job as an exec at a condom company.

It is at a condom company.

It's the most French-ass fucking shit.

And his next-door neighbor is, like, an old, sad, gay French man who was like, I could never come out, but I tried to march and this and that.

But the times have changed, and now if I were gay, they wouldn't have been able to fire me.

And it inspires Daniel Otoy, and he tells everyone that he's gay, and he's fired by discrimination.