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at you because it sounds like the cop like midway through is like get it together come on tell the rookie about the abortion doctor who used to cut up dogs he called every mexican person he saw a chihuahua he was horribly insensitive welcome back to cream crew oh my god wrong show

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I'm not really apologizing for anything. You know what I mean? He has the same cadence. I didn't do anything wrong. Yandere Dev, please. Please.

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Provisions are totally preposterous Your party you're a fucking retard sold out go fucking I didn't want that audio

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Do you? Did you read my funny DM I sent you? There's a lot of Jewish propaganda I want to show you. I didn't imagine you. Oh, yeah, you did. I've been rolling around in that head of yours for a long time.

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I'm like 38 years old.

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Why so serious?

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She can't stand the side of me anymore!

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Just a little bit. He's like, God, what are you doing to me now? Oh, son, get inside. Rocky, he's not feeling well.

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he's completely naked in front of like a city bank like with a giant laptop like his little porky pig cock outside of the bank of america i think that guy's following me i think this guy's trying to eat me like a bug i think he's a bee and he's trying to take the pollen out of my head

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I think they got across the street.

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He's like standing upright, taking a shit on the ground. I think that guy's starting to look at me weird. Don't worry about that. It's my fertilizer.

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It's the fertilizer. Don't worry about it. Just keep an eye on that guy.

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Don't pick me up. Connie kicked me out again. Yeah, Connor won't. I keep soil in the bed with my soil.

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I just opened a Lin's Crafters off exit 13. Have you ever heard of Glasses World, KT? I just opened a Lin's Crafters next to my cousin's Lin's store in the outlet mall.

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Yes. I just got a St. Louis Cardinals hat with the LensCrafters logo on it, Katie.

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Tiffany, I want you to focus.

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And accept what it is that he bestows upon you. Oh my God.

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Isaiah, you're opening a can of worms.

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Yeah. 17 year cicadas is happening.

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Apparently, we're not in the dead center of it. It looks like we're kind of on the northern edge of the area, but being in southern Ohio, we're close to it.

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Yeah, the map is showing Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia, up into Pennsylvania are the spicy states.

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I remember there was one when we were in middle school-ish age that was pretty wild, but it was not the 17-year one. It would have been a different one.

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Oh, okay. I didn't want to step out of turn, but hello. Hi.

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I mean, he pretty much still does a similar thing. He's still on TV. I don't know if you're familiar. I am. I've not seen the show much, but yeah.

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Nothing like standing on a stage in front of a bunch of people from Pittsburgh and being like, fuck you, Pittsburgh. I fucking hate you guys. All right, let's have fun.

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Deshaun Watson. Okay, that's how recent development is not to represent the Browns as an organization.

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No, I get it. Like, I don't have the same hatred in my heart as Wade does, but I get it. We don't need two Ohio's is kind of where I'm coming from. All right. And we already have. I'm assuming we all want Ohio to be in. So maybe we'll find out.

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I don't want to downsize my own department here.

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Pittsburgh is basically like other Cincinnati. Right, Wade? Sadly, kind of.

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That's the thing. It's projection, right? The reason he hates Pittsburgh so much is because he can see that it's like Cincinnati, but it's like a slightly bigger city with better sports teams. Yeah. Somehow all of their sports teams range from very slightly to substantially better than all of our sports teams.

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And podcast, oh, I almost said it. So I don't know if I talked about this on the, are we doing small talk? Sorry.

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I'm eliminating my rivals! Wade has a list here. I gotta say, driving in Chicago does suck. I think anyone, including Chicagoans, would agree with that. But it is an absolutely lovely city, beautiful place. I don't even know if I've been anywhere else in Illinois. They have a bean. I'm going to use a veto just to keep Chicago around because I fucking love Chicago.

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Nope. No. I love Chicago. Fields Museum. The planetarium, the Shedd Aquarium. You think Newport Aquarium is cool? Which, again, not even in Ohio. You think Newport's cool? Shedd Aquarium, a whole other world of aquarium. I actually prefer Atlanta's aquarium, I'm being honest. Don't even get me started on Georgia. All right, calm down.

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We're doing small talk.

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I mean, let's be honest. I kept Chicago. I like Chicago. I don't know much about the rest of Illinois, but I love Chicago. I'm keeping that.

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This is I don't know if I talked about this on the show previously, but James Splash Tables, I think, is what they're. I don't know. It's like a little table. You fill it up with water and he plays in it. Right. It's just like you play with toys in it, whatever. It's really good summer toy because it's like it's not just running a sprinkler. It's like a set amount of water.

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I forgot we still had them. Yeah, no, that's the thing, right? It's like, what's even there? Providence, I assume, is all of Rhode Island. I don't even know what else is in Rhode Island.

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There was a TV show based in Rhode Island that my mom really liked in the 2000s. It was about a veterinarian who lived in Rhode Island. I think it was called Providence. That's the most I've ever heard about Rhode Island in my life. Get out of here. No offense.

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There's got to be some collateral damage, all right? So we're going to put this list out before all these moves are made official so everyone has time to relocate.

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So Alabama's got to go. I'm sorry, but. I don't have any connection to Alabama enough that I care to veto that. I also find Roll Tide quite annoying. Not going to lie.

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No, I'm not. I don't want to give away my strategy, but yes, a little bit.

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I was just in Massachusetts recently.

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So you don't just, you know.

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blast water or every witch away and last summer he got one of those and i looked at it and i was like you know what would be really sick there's like a top and a bottom and if you put if you pour water in the top it like rains and it's really fun but you have to physically like take a bucket and pour it and i was like what if i buy what if i get like a like an aquarium pump

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Yeah, I sort of thought we were going to... Yeah, I'm with you, Wade. I sort of thought we were going to spice it up. If we're cutting back to 13, why would we keep one that's been here the whole time? They had plenty of time to convince me that they deserved a spot.

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Got him. All right, Bob. What's next? I'm going to stay small. New Hampshire. New Hampshire? I've heard it's lovely. I've heard it's beautiful. It just seems like we don't. It just seems a little.

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Those are two different places.

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Yeah, I'm going to have to use a veto on that one. Come on, man. Listen, we only need one lake state, and I know everyone's going to be like, oh, 10,000 lakes, Minnesota. Michigan is the one. You know why the lakes are so great? Because they all touch the greatest lake state of all, except maybe that one that doesn't. But close enough.

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Also, I was born in Michigan and almost all of my family's in Michigan, but.

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and I'll feed a hose up to the top, and I'll set the pump in the bottom, and it'll cycle the water. So it's always right. And I did all this research, and I bought one thing off the Internet, and it didn't work. And I bought another thing off the Internet, and it didn't work for other reasons.

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I'm ready. I'm ready to shed some dead weight. All right. Let's go for Oklahoma. Oklahoma. It seems a lot like northern Texas to me. No offense. It just seems a lot. It seems very similar. I feel like we only need one of those if we need any of them. And Oklahoma is not the one I think we should keep.

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I feel like we could circle back. I'm totally, unless you have an opposition to it, Mark, I'm fine.

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We'll save that debate. All right, well, I've got a real winner here. No way you're going to oppose this unless it's another New Hampshire situation. Maine, just nip the tip. Just nip the tip off there.

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I just feel like I have to hold on to my veto. I've only got the one left. I've really been aggressive with it. I would if I had another one to give, but... Damn, Texas, into the Gulf of America you go.

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And it was all that literally my setup would be like, I have an external battery pack with a USB cord running to the pump into water. It's all just the sketchiest shit. And I was like, I spent a lot of time trying to homebrew this thing. Never quite worked right. Eventually, I just gave up and whatever.

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Bob. If we're going to go at each other like that, Minnesota.

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Are you trying to get me to use my vetoes? I have no connection to Colorado. That'd be a weird strategy. What's a strategy? Look, I'm just trying to build a better country here, okay?

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Just a big empty plane. Bob, I do. As much as I love cheese, I'm going to go ahead and throw Wisconsin under the bus.

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See ya. My lifetime of experiences with Packers fans alone is enough to disqualify Wisconsin from remaining.

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Eventually, it's going to be the greatest lakes.

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It will eventually.

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I don't have a strong argument for either of them. Wait, Kansas City Chiefs. That's Missouri, Kansas City, right?

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You want a handshake to get rid of both? I'll do one if you do the other. You know what? Yeah, let's do that. Any state with Kansas in its name...

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I didn't realize Wade was going to be so gleeful about this. I'm definitely not saving my last veto for Missouri, so sorry, Missouri.

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On the internet yesterday, I was presented with an ad for exactly that product made in the simplest, most concise way possible. It's just a thing. You drill one hole. And I looked and I was like, this costs less than one of my multiple attempts at doing it myself did. Son of a bitch.

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I feel like Wade just got to do like three, but we'll just keep moving. Kind of. Yeah. This is a tough one. I have a very close friend who's not going to like this. I feel like Washington and Oregon are very similar. And I got to say, I prefer Washington. Damn. Sorry. Sorry. So I'm going to throw Oregon out there. Portland. Very fun city. Lots of fun stuff. Seattle. More fun in my experience.

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Sorry. All right.

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You know what? This might be controversial. I'm curious what Wade's going to do with this one. Let's go regular Virginia.

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Like, I have nothing against New Hampshire. That's just really confusing.

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Let's go Connecticut.

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I have one gripe with Connecticut, and I think it's severe enough that I'm comfortable letting them go. Spell your name correctly. How about that? Connecticut. Get out of here with that crap.

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Yeah, Connecticut. Connecticut. There is a second C. Excuse me? No, I didn't think so.

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All right. I want to throw a twofer out just to sort of save time. And I feel like there's a lot we can agree on here. Both of the Carolinas.

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both carolinas wow yes i lived in uh north carolina for six years i really hadn't mentioned them because i thought you would veto north carolina i thought that was one you'd save your veto to save i did not enjoy living in north carolina law school aside not my favorite place even like the outer banks and wilmington and whatever nice beaches

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But anyway, I bought one, so James is going to have the dopest water table to play on this summer, and I'm pretty excited about it. That's cool. But also, I'm an idiot, and I can't ever... I always am like, I'll just do it. I'll make it myself. I'll homebrew it. Nah, I should probably just buy it.

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I would like to throw North Carolina out officially.

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Yes, it would. Yes, it would. All right. Let's keep moving, shall we? Georgia.

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I actually wanted to keep Georgia. I just assumed you would veto it, so that really worked out.

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Oh, sorry, Idaho. I don't even know anything about Idaho other than potatoes and Boise, I think. Yep. Oh, and Des Moines. Is that Idaho or is that Iowa? That's Idaho. Des Moines, I think it's Iowa, right? We'll never know. I already forgot because it's already gone. Alright, it's gone. Idaho.

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Alright, Bob. Alright, this is gonna be a big cut. Wyoming. Wyoming. Why was it ever a state? Goodbye. Couldn't tell ya even what's there. It's so mean. What's the capital of Wyoming?

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Whatever I'm going to make, it's either not going to work, or it's going to be so fucking terrible that I just wish I would have bought it.

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That episode still lives in my head where it was like, pick a state in America. Russia.

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I don't even remember what that episode was. I just remember that bit and it sticks in my head.

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Good times, good times, good times.

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Are we smooshing everything together, or is it lots of water in between here?

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um let's see how it shakes out what looks prettier maybe it'll look pretty with all those other states gone and not smooth together yeah we're gonna become like a big island nation and be kind of crazy all right bob all right i don't know how people are gonna feel about this one but i'm gonna check out nevada i know vegas is fun had a lot of fun times in vegas not fun enough that i feel like i need that in my new country that we're constructing here

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Like, it works, but the whole water table's electrified somehow, even though, like, I don't know, maybe I should just let a company hold onto that liability for me. I'm sure they won't do anything to harm my child. Right? Companies care.

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We let it hang around longer. I feel like I have another easy one. Beautiful state. Tons of great stuff. Don't need Utah.

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Wait, does getting rid of Delaware piss off corporations?

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No, yeah, I just hadn't thought about that. Yeah, get them out of here. Love that. Love that for us. Wade, you're spending a lot of time looking to your left. I'm not going to lie.

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That doesn't seem like a list you need to read when you're nominating places you don't want to keep, but I'm not going to protest this too much. Okay. All right, I have another controversial one. Wait, did we do this one? Maryland? We've not done Maryland. Nope. I really like, I lived in the D.C. area for a summer. I really like the area. I feel like I could do without the Maryland side, though.

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Sorry, guys. Sorry. All right, damn. No, get rid of it.

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Isn't that a thing I feel like I could live without in the rest of my life? I do have family in Iowa, and my father's family originally was from Iowa, but I only have the one veto left, and I just don't. It is mostly corn and pork, and it's good corn and good pork that Des Moines place is there. And Music Man is from Iowa, but no, sorry.

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Apparently I have something against new places, but I feel like New Jersey needs to go.

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Bozeman is in Montana. Yeah, Louisiana can go. Okay. All right. Louisiana gone.

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Montana's gone, right? Didn't we do that?

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I nominate Montana.

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Its logic is undeniable. Wade is inevitable.

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That is good. That'll help me sleep at night.

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Pens. You just find them on Amazon. They're just out there. And pens is not a weird thing to be interested in, so don't say that.

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It's gone. I was just thinking about one. Where did that go in my brain? Hang on a second. That's the Tennessee. That's the one. Tennessee.

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beautiful place went there for a senior spring break but goodbye man damn all right well i know i know i think i know how i'm gonna get wade's last veto i'm excited about this one and wait it's your turn mississippi

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Your river is really big.

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I think Wade was on to something. We need more breathing room, Kentucky. Damn, Kentucky. Well, part of Kentucky is basically Ohio, so I would be maybe down if there's a movement to carve off the cool part that's down in sort of the tri-state area and keep that...

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Yeah, nowhere in Kentucky is fucksville, that's for sure.

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Your last veto?

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We were so worried about all the big, beautiful states we got rid of, nobody touched my boy Alaska.

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California was one of the ones I was considering my last veto for. That's okay. Great. Plus, all the rest of us can mooch off California because their economy is so good.

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I made a Nebraska joke in the previous episode that we recorded.

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Vermont, Nebraska, and Oklahoma are wild. You fought for Oklahoma, you psychopath. That's there because of you. I said I would revisit it. You got rid of Texas and kept Oklahoma because that was your choice.

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Also, New Hampshire, I'm never going to get over New Hampshire.

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wow that was some amount of sponsors i love those guys sure hope we don't get baby eater llc here at shock your baby we make sure to shock your baby oh and since i'm talking about buying things mark can i just say you influenced me yes you influenced me mark i know it's what you set out to do

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We're trying to improve.

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Counting is hard, man. That's why I was so sure you were going to use your veto on Kentucky.

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I'm not sure which one I would pick between Kentucky and Tennessee.

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And after all of this, still somehow for some reason not puerto rico i didn't count territories i i did have kind of a strategy i'm gonna be honest i did not i trusted my heart and my heart led us to two mistakes i mean honestly given that it was you and me we could have done worse we could have done a lot worse all right almost there mark's over here trying to hack into the matrix

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GDP cut with Bob, $5.57 trillion.

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I honestly do. It's really nice. I don't even know what you held up. This is, you know, that thing that Mark was using to keep track of points. It's an ink writing tablet thingy. And there's a little marker on the side. This is the one that has color. Obviously, it has the yellow. Also, I don't know what I just flashed on there. Editors, make sure it's horrible. Put it in Guam.

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Oh, wait. I wanted less. Oh, no. I thought I was winning that. Well, you won two out of three so far.

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I don't know. That's actually interesting. I'm not sure. I think I might have the edge. Maybe. Let me look.

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I've got to save this veto. That was one of my choices. I was kind of because I was assuming you would save Kentucky. I was a little surprised you didn't save Tennessee, but I knew it was like your last veto. So I was like, all right. But Ohio had to be saved at all costs.

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You influenced me, and it's awesome.

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What do you want to add to the wheel, Mark? Do we already have something like bloodthirsty or ruthless? I think we do, don't we? Most self-sabotage.

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Well, I just set my stuff up so I don't have to look. I'm looking off camera right now. This is my Google area. Shall I spin some wheels? Oh, great wheel. How many bonus points shall there be? Well, that's not very fun, is it? Well, that's the wheel. I'm going to pick viewers again. It's definitely going to be viewers. Nah, it's going bald. It's going listeners.

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uh feels good to win feels better to be king of this new great nation i was a little worried that people were going to come after me for my choices but it's comforting to know that they're all floating in the bottom of the ocean i guess so what are they going to say about it i think i made the right choice and i don't think anyone who's left is going to disagree congratulations to us all

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Thank you.

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Charged in like a maniac with a chainsaw and we kind of got what we deserved.

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Those honestly work really well, too. The only problem with those is you have to wait in line to use them because it's like, oh, everyone get your pencils out. And like five kids would be like, I need to sharpen my pencil all at the same time.

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I couldn't tell you the last time I sharpened a pencil. Actually, that's not true. But I use in the garage for like woodworking stuff. I use carpenters pencils. I just sharpen it with like a utility blade. Like, you know, there's no because it's a big square thing anyway. But like a pencil, like putting it in and the like that whole thing. What a what a weirdly nostalgic thing.

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Did you ever see if you could fit your fingers in there? Did you ever have that intrusive thought? No.

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Did it work?

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Oh, damn. I had that thought, but I was that kid who would be like, nah, I can't do it. Nah. But I definitely had that intrusive thought a lot.

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Is it a real wood floor or is it a vinyl plank? I would make sure.

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I know that office is in the basement. I know that that's unlikely to be real hardwood.

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I've heard it both ways. Maybe just knock on some shit.

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Cardboard, I like to call it partially wooded paper.

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You did it. What are you being so upset about? This is what we do here. We talk about things. Whatever fascinating thing strikes the moment, we talk about it.

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Plus, if you hadn't brought it up, we wouldn't have got to hear Wade's brilliant lignin balls.

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Coupon to make you a sandwich? Damn. I thought that was a bad idea. That was a bad idea. That was a bad idea. That was the joke. Hang on. Wait.

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Weird flex, but OK.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Damn. Something about that is making me itchy. Probably the tarantula part. The bird eating the tarantula. Oh, yeah, it was fucked up. Like, that's like, wow, that's cool, but also a part of me is very much like, ah. Don't say that.

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Yeah, no, that is a thing. I think I've told this story once before on the show, but when we lived in the Bay Area, Mount Diablo is a big thing up there. You go up top of the mountain, there's an observatory. We went up, the first time I ever went up there, I think it was the first time Mandy did, we got up to the top. We just drove right to the top to see the observatory and the overlook.

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We Hate These States

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and we got there and like you know people were milling around sort of talking to people and someone was like man if we were here two weeks earlier we just missed tarantula mating season and i was like i don't care for that but what happens and they were like oh all the tarantulas come out of their holes in the ground and they're all just frantically running around looking for other tarantulas to fuck

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We Hate These States

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apparently there's a time of year on mount diablo and i assume everywhere else tarantulas live where it's mating season and so they all just come out and they're just like oh oh and they're like they're frenzied and they're looking to to reproduce and i don't even know what tarantulas do lay eggs i guess but so tarantulas have like a college hell week basically

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We Hate These States

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Yeah, but so if you're there, then there's just tarantulas fucking everywhere. But they, like, ignore humans and everyone else because they're just looking for other tarantulas to, like, make some babies.

Distractible

We Hate These States

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I just like the idea that, like, because cicadas all make that noise, and that's one of the things, when there's a big hatch, there's that just constant, like, cicada buzz. But I love the idea that that's their equivalent of a guy just being like, That's what it is.

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Mob Adjacent with The Queen of Melrose

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Was Prince of Jehovah? I think so.

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You heard it here first.

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He's super rich. Is he here? Is he in the back?

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120 - Secret Societies and Schemes You've Never Heard of with Sam Tripoli

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And then it came the fifth, the sixth, the final round. He didn't miss. His hand was not lifted. It was over.

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Orgasm Queen: Do This For 20 Minutes Before Having Sex & Have Sex With Them Like When You First Met! I Never Orgasmed Until He Tried This!

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My... Girlfriend and I just moved in together about a year ago. We've been together for two years and we're looking down the barrel of a dry bedroom and things have gotten real mechanical, especially in the last several months. And I'm just afraid of where it's going to go. And I want to help us.

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Yeah, it's just the same thing over and over again. We can pretty much do one, maybe two questions. you know, positions. Um, and, and yeah, it's gotta be nighttime bed. Uh, same, same day, you know, every, every fucking Saturday I finally get it. Yippee.

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I Only Feel Loved by My Wife When We Have Sex

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All righty. My question is, how should we proceed in our relationship when we haven't gotten my girlfriend's parents' blessing?

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I Only Feel Loved by My Wife When We Have Sex

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I asked for it and it was a long conversation where I feel like Her mom was bashing me. Dude. Okay. Tell me how it went. So, uh, it was around Thanksgiving and, um, earlier in the day I had asked her dad if I could have a conversation with, uh, him and his wife and my girlfriend was at the table as well. And, uh, the conversation started off good.

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I Only Feel Loved by My Wife When We Have Sex

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I mean, we were just talking about what everybody was doing and everything. And, uh, It got to the point in the middle of the conversation where I asked them what I needed to do in order to get their blessing. Oh, no. I bet they give you a list, huh? No, they didn't really give me. I mean, they gave me a couple things, but I felt like it was just her dad didn't really say too much.

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It was more of her mom. And she was just like, we feel like you're being manipulative toward her and you're trying to take her away from our family. and some other things. And it actually went on for like an hour and a half, man, to where like she told me I was getting upset at what she was saying. Like she said that she could see me getting angry.

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I Only Feel Loved by My Wife When We Have Sex

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And I was like, well, of course I'm going to be a little upset. But yeah, it was like an hour and a half conversation where I really didn't say anything. Nobody was really saying much except her mom. And it was a lot.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Only Feel Loved by My Wife When We Have Sex

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I don't know. I just felt like it all came out at once.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Only Feel Loved by My Wife When We Have Sex

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Because I just feel like she can speak for herself, but I think it was important for my girlfriend to get that blessing before we proceed.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Only Feel Loved by My Wife When We Have Sex

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I didn't feel like with the conversation she hung me out to dry. But, I mean, me and her have already talked through this a little bit, but... When her mom was saying all those things about me, she was just sitting there quiet. That's what I mean.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Only Feel Loved by My Wife When We Have Sex

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Yeah, just trying to figure out how to move forward. And if you think I necessarily need to ask for their blessing again, I mean, because I know that is so important to my girlfriend that we get their blessing. And another thing is her dad never really said much in the conversation.

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I Only Feel Loved by My Wife When We Have Sex

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Like, I feel like that's who I really want to get my blessing from, but I feel like he was just kind of quiet sitting there, you know? So I really don't know like how he, like what he thinks.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Only Feel Loved by My Wife When We Have Sex

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Yeah. Well, I mean the, the morning after, cause I mean that I was at their house. It was the conversation probably ended at like midnight or, And I ended up just packing my stuff and leaving. Yeah. And like heading out. That's exactly what I would have done. Yeah. So I just, I left and he ended up texting me the next morning early and just asked how I was doing.

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Only Feel Loved by My Wife When We Have Sex

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And I told him how I felt and how everything made me feel. And he just said, it was no intention for us to make you feel that way. We just, I don't know, just that, that, that kind of stuff, you know?

The Dr. John Delony Show

I Only Feel Loved by My Wife When We Have Sex

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Yeah. Yeah. That was another thing her mom was saying in that conversation is she felt like I was smothering her in a way and that like, we should take, like, I was like, she wants to like not talk to each other and like take a break. And she was like, basically said yes. And I was like, well, I'm, I'm not going to do that. I mean, I love her.

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I actually do have a question for you. So my old platoon sergeant from Afghanistan, he was a ranger instructor. Now, I'm not comparing ranger school to Buzz or anything else like that, but he said that after a while... Yes, you are. Well, he said after a while doing the job, you could pick the ones that, like, you were relatively confident were going to be able to get through.

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You know, God damn it, Eli, why you put me on podcasts with people like this, man? I was in my chair a couple weeks ago and moved wrong, and I had to, like, decide between either getting to my truck or calling an ambulance, okay? Like, my back just locked up on me in my fucking chair in my office.

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Yeah, it was like right in the middle of my spine, and I was like, I was like trying to reach my phone on the desk, and I couldn't. I was like, oh, oh. It was a not, no, and then that.

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I'm looking at a med board. They want to open up my other hip. They already opened up one of both my knees. I'm like, you know what? I'm used up. I'm going to just walk. I'm good. I'll go make YouTube videos. I'm not that guy. I'm not that 40-year-old. No one's going to be like, man, Ethan's badass. I'm like, that fat fuck is funny.

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In that time, I managed to drink a beer. So I didn't even get to the bathroom. I was like, I'm not making it.

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He's built different. He's like, I'm not the cream that rises to the top. I'm the cream that's curdled at the bottom.

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Just to get you back in the swing of things, we'll have Eli go up, you know, find you in the middle of the night with a red flashlight and say you got fire guard.

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They stand in front of him. Once they see the... He walks in and they all just look at each other. We fucked up. Everyone's terrified of Terry.

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Jesus Christ. Every time I feel like we've peaked on Unsub, I come back for another episode.

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My wife actively, like, every time anything happens at work and, like, they do mandatory fun, she either, A, doesn't show up or, B, she, like, goes out of her way.

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Well, like, she just tries to make it miserable for everybody else there. Like, it'll be for the kids and she'll, like, go and take all the pizza and just walk away with it. Like, fuck the kids. She's like, you make me be here. I don't want to be here.

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I know units today that if they got dropped in a foreign country and said, all right, here's a map. You need to figure out where the hell you're going. They would shit their pants.

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ASVAB. That's where you said ASVAB. I was going to give you so much shit. I got a 12.

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You got to do, like, war as fuck. Like, I mean, initial push, that was... I don't get into, like, dick measuring confidence. I mean, don't get me wrong. I was in Afghanistan, but I was in R.C. South, so I don't mess with people who've been to R.C.

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And people who did, like, initial push into Iraq or Afghanistan, I'm like, nope, you're dick bigger.

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Yeah, it was... I mean, it was... More IEDs than direct contact. There was a lot of IEDs down there. The guys in the East were getting hit like every spot.

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I was part of that big push that Obama did to try to like end the war where they just threw like, what is it, 15, 20,000 extra troops into Afghanistan. I was part of that.

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Is this how people feel when I talk about missiles? Because I'm like, so you guys are the science behind it.

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Can I say the movie quote without you murdering me here real quick? Life's like a box of chocolate.

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No, no. Okay, I'm terrified of the ocean because I watch a lot of f***ing documentaries. You think, middle of the goddamn night in a storm, I'm going to land in the Indian Ocean. We'll see. How do your balls fit in your pants, sir? Like, f***, man. No, no. You couldn't catch me? Nope. I just f***ed myself. F*** it. It's not a seal no more. That's not me. You just run out. You're like, f***.

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Yeah, he's the captain now. Don't even put my picture on the thumbnail. Don't even put me on there.

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Like, it's funny because... It's funny because... Your entire fan base is just going to be... Bro, that is the quietest answer that's been for a long time.

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I'm just, I'm so curious about how that train of thought, like you watch it, he went through a traumatic experience, like his life has changed forever. You can tell the dude's fucked up and you're like, Monopoly.

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You know what's crazy is I talked to some guys who were on the other side of that because it was an air defense unit. So I'm an air defender. That's what she was part of. She was part of

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like some log fiber third logics or what uh well it was a logistical group yeah they were but they were they were with uh one of the air defense units but one of the guys who teaches at the thad schoolhouse was part of her unit and was there but apparently there was something happened obviously that they got off on their own and everyone else on the convoy went one way and kept on going and her and everybody else went the other way and that's how they got

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So you made a human ISR. you said you hooked him up with a camera. So like you said, it's not, it's not a gay guy.

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How many people did you save? And everyone's just going to fast forward past this part until Terry starts talking again.

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So everyone here, I assume everyone here is familiar with the bat bomb, right? From World War II that we... You did a video about... Say you're not.

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You can teach him because mine's not the bat bomb. Here we go. America weaponizes everything.

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There was a program that actually predated that and it showed some promise. And this is the one that I found out about. And it was originally, it was called Operation Pigeon. And then it was changed to Operation OrgCon, which stands for organic control. What they did, America weaponized everything. We created GPS before GPS.

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So what they would do is they built a bomb and the explosive was in the middle of the bomb, but in the nose, they would have one to three pigeons that had- Three pigeons? Well, I'm sorry. One to three is what I read.

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And they would teach these pigeons. They would show them like a picture of a target. And every time they would see the picture, they would get like a grain or something like that. If they pecked at it, it would release a pellet. Yeah. And eventually they train these things. One of them was like pecked like 10,000 times in 45 minutes.

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And what they would do is steer the bomb onto target as it was falling out of the air. So they were using pigeons to create glide bombs. Would get the-

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Yeah, it showed real promise. Like there was a guy who was a behavioral scientist who like came up with the concept. It was like, no, no, no, we can use pigeons. And it was pretty effective. And I didn't get to why they canceled the program. Maybe you did. But they said that it eventually moved on to the bat bomb. And then, of course, the Manhattan Project.

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Yeah. So that was one that I learned about. I was like, we made a pigeon bomb like we was just I Googled I got bored and I was like, weird missiles and like all the rest of them I've already talked about. So that was the only one I was like, huh? So then I started Googling pigeon bomb. I was like, well, let's see what this thing is all about.

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No, no. Well, I mean, for me, though, being in the missile space, they'd probably be like, no, he's doing research. And he's fine. And he's good. Yeah.

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If it exists, America either has or will weaponize it at one point in time. Like, it's...

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we've tried everything we've done i think the last podcast i was on i was explaining all the things that we've made nuclear literally everything you can think of america's made it nuclear from artillery to rocket launchers britain did the uh britain made the nuclear chicken powered landmine that one i didn't know about huh

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She sparked it for it still. I actually took a picture in front of it for him.

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This thing weighs a hundred tons. How the fuck did it get swapped out? I would have scratched out whatever number scratched out and wrote those bitches in. This is what it is now.

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turnover time you're in charge there's the atomic Annie and then for air defense we've made air defense missiles because during the Cold War our theory was that if the Russians had a whole bunch of planes or bombs coming at us you could just fire one missile

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So we built the Nike Hercules and then the Nike Zeus and then the Nike Spartan. Those are all nuclear. And then we built the air, right? Yep. Surface air. And then we also built a sprint missile. Yeah, they're all Nike. The sprint missile, which was America was like, how fast do we want a missile to go as fast as you can fucking make it? And it did Mach 10 and under 10 seconds in 1964.

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Like they had to put explosives on the door on top because they couldn't build a mechanism to open the blast door fast enough to let the missile out. So they just like had C4 and they're just like, we're going to blow the doors open. This missile's gone. Like it would start glowing as it's going through the air because like it was combusting as it's ripping through the air.

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Oh, I love Operation Chromedome. Great one. there is some interesting after chrome dome there is some interesting air defense news that i can actually go over with you guys some newer stuff so we'll jump out of history i'll go to some newer stuff but you do chrome dome was literally just they were putting up multiple b-52s for like was it 15 years

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He just said, yeah, the U.S. has misplaced 29 nuclear weapons. I believe it's 29. That's it.

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I mean, there was one that blew up in Arkansas, like not a nuke. Well, this is actually proof to show you how stable nuclear weapons are. The warhead ended up like 700 yards outside the gate of the base when the missile itself, which was liquid state fuel leaked and then just went off and it literally just exploded in the ground, blew off the blast door.

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And then the warhead itself ended up outside the gate of the base, Arkansas, 1975.

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There's somewhere out there. We've started an intergalactic war because that manhole cover is still going somewhere out there in the cosmos.

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ah second to break out of the atmosphere and moving at that speed and it's like i don't know if it had enough time to burn up and most of it turned into like just a molten slug that's gotta be going right towards mars yeah that's easily mach 40 or 80 because i mean the carmen line which is the the notionally agreed upon like edge of space is 100 kilometers up but 150 000 miles an hour you're looking at uh what was it 986 what is mach one

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like he goes into it's hot in a spin yeah and he catches himself and then his speed finally because yeah yeah the same principle with your fake russian hypersonics i just want to point that out to you because they don't have a power descent now let's talk about hypersonics so what point do we launch this hunk of molten steel into space the aliens aren't like slow down guys

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Fuck it. That's probably as close as to light speed we've ever been.

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Oh, Jesus. It might be like Voyager or something. Yeah, I think that's it.

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so there well there's the nuclear powered one which well that was a theory yeah the slam i made that uh i don't think we ever fully built a production model where they have small nuclear blast as the um thrust yep i've heard of those which was i mean that was actually the original like hey how do we get a yeah faster this is the way we'll explode oh that's not the one i was thinking

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Same principle as the Chinese DFZF, their hypersonic glide vehicle. They fire it up. It goes however long it needs to be. It stays in orbit perpetually as long as it needs to. And then because it's a hypersonic glide vehicle, it dives and then kind of flattens out at a lower trajectory, similar to a cruise missile profile.

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And because it's moving so fast, like cruise missiles by and large are usually pretty slow, like 500 miles an hour, like about the speed of a regular fighter aircraft. But the DFZF hypersonic glide vehicle claims... Never been detected by any American or NATO sensor because they don't really test them very often.

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Claims to be able to travel like map of the earth or map of the earth, whatever you call it, over Mach 10. So imagine a cruise missile profile, which is hiding on the far side of the planet. Because if you think it's flat, your parents are related.

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So that's why cruise missiles are so dangerous is they hide on the far side of the curvature of the earth or they use mountains, which we call mass terrain or buildings or whatever, and they sneak up on you that way. That's why cruise missiles are really, really dangerous to air defense systems. Have you ever done anything on Rapid Dragon? No.

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No, no, but I know we've... Actually, there's a newer design. You may want to do something. Have you seen the revolver we made for hypersonics? It's in the back of a C-17. Oh, I have seen that.

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Yeah, they built a revolver in the back of a C-17 that, like, a parachute drops, a hypersonic missile drops out, takes off, and then it just rotates another one into place, and that's out of the back of a C-17.

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right now uh in like the air defense space guam is the most heavily air defended location on earth like anywhere in the world guam is it and i think it's because the u.s is worried that like china wants guam so like there's a just a shore there there's thad there uh there's um oh god there's in risk of tipping over I have no idea. But we did. You guys got it.

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The ice cube flipped over. Politicians never cease to impress me with their little... But they also... This is something I've found kind of interesting. So they have the Aegis ashore there, and Aegis is hands down... It's Skynet. It is the best air defense system in the world. And I say that knowing I'm a patriot guy. I mean, Aegis, it's a bad bitch.

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Like, there's a reason the Houthis aren't defeating it right now. It's in the Red Sea, and it's just... Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.

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keep your missiles down like they're just playing with you at this point um but they took a mark 41 vls the vertical launch system that sits on the aegis uh one of my favorite vertical launches it's all the big cells that have the missiles in them okay and not quite as sophisticated as the back of the toy of the land i hate ford's ford assist

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So, the Mark 41 VLS, which they have standard missile 2s, 3s, and 6s in, there's no... logic to the naming convention because threes reach further than sixes, which reach further than twos. It's fucking weird. But they put standard missile threes in there and, uh, they were able to recently, uh, annihilate quite literally and effectively a, uh,

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and simulated, uh, mid range ballistic missile just, and they did this on purpose because Russia fired that mid range ballistic missile that like hit Kiev and Russia's like, we're the best ever. So the U S was like, cool, we're going to show you that it's not. And they fired one of those at Guam and Aegis smoked it 200 miles away from Guam. Cause Aegis is a bad bitch.

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Um, by the way, Google says Aegis is maximum range is like 173 miles. So I guess that's going to get updated on Google here soon. Yeah. And then what they did also is they, they took it. It's sitting, it's cool as shit. If you see the picture, they took the VLS and normally they just have a sitting upright, which is how it is on the ships.

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And they tilted it, which doesn't seem like a big deal until you realize that tilt can probably give it an extra 50 or 60 miles of range. Because instead of going up and over now, it's just going over in that direction, which saves a lot of fuel. So we just be doing like that's what Uncle Sam be doing all the time.

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uh this sucks i just he exterminated an entire other race yeah yeah yeah xenocide and you're like uh fuck such a good book series ender's game is good ender's shadow i personally think is better that's the second one it's about being uh speaker for the dead was that was okay i wasn't a huge fan but yeah the series is pretty good

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I was like, usually this place is real rambunctious and all three of us just, he is the captain. Shut the fuck up.

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We're going to figure out why Eli always has me on podcasts with fucking pipe hitters.

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Well, it turns out it can. Wasn't there a kid who recently, a couple of years ago, had a heart attack or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah.