Ethan Klein

We know there was money involved because that's a thing that Haley's being investigated for.

She was like, oh, you're my sugar baby.

And she was giving him all kinds of money, like over $600, which is a lot for a kid.

So, I don't know.

From the university, yeah.

Um, yeah.

And that's, that's like specifically for D one schools, but like one of the scholarships, the scholarship for my friend's sister, it goes to a field hockey player towards whatever college they want, like academically.

Um, so who knows?

I don't know.

It's sad to think that the parents stayed quiet because they thought their son being the victim of a crime would impact his recruitment.

But then again, football is a very toxic sport, like toxic culture.

So I don't know.

But these women are in huge fucking trouble.

So they're both fully fired now.

At last.

Haley, give up those certificates, girl.

You can't be playing sugar mama to a 15-year-old and hiding him in your parents' house.

And think that you're ever, ever going to teach again.

Like, this is so fucking embarrassing.

I hope Noah's ready to just, like, subsidize his sister's lifestyle when she gets out of prison.