Ethan Podolsky

I get in my car and I get a text message with Frege's tweet that Brad Marchand is going to Florida. And then an hour and a half unfolds where I don't know what the return is. And one of my friends had sent me a tweet that said Anton Lundell was going to Boston. And so I'm losing my mind. Losing my mind, freaking out, thinking, oh my God, we just traded for an injured Brad Marchand.

I get in my car and I get a text message with Frege's tweet that Brad Marchand is going to Florida. And then an hour and a half unfolds where I don't know what the return is. And one of my friends had sent me a tweet that said Anton Lundell was going to Boston. And so I'm losing my mind. Losing my mind, freaking out, thinking, oh my God, we just traded for an injured Brad Marchand.

And we traded, or excuse me, the Panthers traded for an injured Brad Marchand. And they traded Anton Lundell for him. What the hell is going on? Then as it took longer and longer for the return to get out, I'm like... No way they traded Anton Lundell.

And we traded, or excuse me, the Panthers traded for an injured Brad Marchand. And they traded Anton Lundell for him. What the hell is going on? Then as it took longer and longer for the return to get out, I'm like... No way they traded Anton Lundell.

Yeah. So my friend that sent me the text is a Tampa fan. He saw a text that said that somebody on TSN reported that it was Lundell on a first. And he was like, it better be Lundell or else this is just highway robbery. And then the details came out and I started taunting him with the fact that it was a conditional second rounder three years from now.

Yeah. So my friend that sent me the text is a Tampa fan. He saw a text that said that somebody on TSN reported that it was Lundell on a first. And he was like, it better be Lundell or else this is just highway robbery. And then the details came out and I started taunting him with the fact that it was a conditional second rounder three years from now.

And he was not very happy as a Lightning fan, I can tell you that much.

And he was not very happy as a Lightning fan, I can tell you that much.

It doesn't take me 90 minutes to get a haircut. It's just from the drive to the haircut to the shampoo, the haircut. And you have to go all the way down. And afterwards, still all the way, like after the haircut's over, I still don't know what the trade is. It took like an hour and a half, two hours to have it fully confirmed.

It doesn't take me 90 minutes to get a haircut. It's just from the drive to the haircut to the shampoo, the haircut. And you have to go all the way down. And afterwards, still all the way, like after the haircut's over, I still don't know what the trade is. It took like an hour and a half, two hours to have it fully confirmed.

I've been going to the same guy my entire life. He literally gave me my first haircut and he is in Aventura. I feel like we're learning a lot about Ethan right now. Yeah.

I've been going to the same guy my entire life. He literally gave me my first haircut and he is in Aventura. I feel like we're learning a lot about Ethan right now. Yeah.

You can already tell, first of all, how much of an impact he's going to have because, like David mentioned, I think he played like 26, 28 minutes, something like that last night.

You can already tell, first of all, how much of an impact he's going to have because, like David mentioned, I think he played like 26, 28 minutes, something like that last night.

Yeah, he's been awesome, and at the same time, the Panthers really miss Aaron Eckblad. You saw what happened in Boston the other night, and then last night against Toronto, they gave up a goal, the first goal, that is just something the Panthers never do. It's a cross-ice pass through a wide-open lane to a wide-open shooter.

Yeah, he's been awesome, and at the same time, the Panthers really miss Aaron Eckblad. You saw what happened in Boston the other night, and then last night against Toronto, they gave up a goal, the first goal, that is just something the Panthers never do. It's a cross-ice pass through a wide-open lane to a wide-open shooter.

When the Panthers are blowing a two-goal lead in the third period and they're giving up wide-open passes like that, you know something's up. They're going to miss Aaron Ekblad. The good news is it's only going to be two games in the playoffs. But you better not fall behind 2-0.

When the Panthers are blowing a two-goal lead in the third period and they're giving up wide-open passes like that, you know something's up. They're going to miss Aaron Ekblad. The good news is it's only going to be two games in the playoffs. But you better not fall behind 2-0.

This is why I send it as my fail of the week initially because he lost the fight. You can't Superman punch and then lose the fight. If you're going to get off the ice and Superman punch, you've got to win the fight.

This is why I send it as my fail of the week initially because he lost the fight. You can't Superman punch and then lose the fight. If you're going to get off the ice and Superman punch, you've got to win the fight.