Ethan Podolsky

How do you know that?

How do you know that?

That's the sales pitch right there. No, you're good. Dogs are smart. Just don't worry about it. You're fine.

That's the sales pitch right there. No, you're good. Dogs are smart. Just don't worry about it. You're fine.

Now here's the question. What if during that little situation, that dog did shit down Alex Ovechkin's back and then he went out and scored a hat trick? Then it would be the fail.

Now here's the question. What if during that little situation, that dog did shit down Alex Ovechkin's back and then he went out and scored a hat trick? Then it would be the fail.

What are we going to be playing?

What are we going to be playing?

Great.

Great.

Maybe I'll be the Islanders just so I can stomp Rose with Matthew Barzell. Okay, you do that. I don't know. Dave, what's your fail of the week? My fail of the week goes out to the Carolina Hurricanes for two reasons. Number one, the Carolina Hurricanes somehow gave up a goal to the Buffalo Sabres without giving up a shot on goal, which is pretty impressive and unique in and of itself.

Maybe I'll be the Islanders just so I can stomp Rose with Matthew Barzell. Okay, you do that. I don't know. Dave, what's your fail of the week? My fail of the week goes out to the Carolina Hurricanes for two reasons. Number one, the Carolina Hurricanes somehow gave up a goal to the Buffalo Sabres without giving up a shot on goal, which is pretty impressive and unique in and of itself.

And it was an empty net situation, obviously, but that goes into the second part of my fail for Carolina. You lost to Buffalo. your net was empty against Buffalo. That's not fair because Florida lost to Buffalo. And you know what? If Florida had lost to Buffalo and given up a goal without giving up a shot, I'd be poop emoji-ing on them too.

And it was an empty net situation, obviously, but that goes into the second part of my fail for Carolina. You lost to Buffalo. your net was empty against Buffalo. That's not fair because Florida lost to Buffalo. And you know what? If Florida had lost to Buffalo and given up a goal without giving up a shot, I'd be poop emoji-ing on them too.

But right now, it's the Carolina Hurricanes who are in the doghouse as we get back to the Ovi thing because that was a double whammy against a team that has yet to pull itself out of being made fun of

But right now, it's the Carolina Hurricanes who are in the doghouse as we get back to the Ovi thing because that was a double whammy against a team that has yet to pull itself out of being made fun of

in that realm buffalo has yet to not become the laughingstock of the league they're working on it they got a nice little run going right now but so do a lot of teams outside of the playoffs in the east and it's still january and buffalo notoriously has had one good stretch of play most seasons usually it's at the out of the gate usually they start off really good and then fall off a cliff maybe this year they're doing it in the middle of the season or maybe they're good i don't know but until they prove that they're not they're my doghouse team and carolina

in that realm buffalo has yet to not become the laughingstock of the league they're working on it they got a nice little run going right now but so do a lot of teams outside of the playoffs in the east and it's still january and buffalo notoriously has had one good stretch of play most seasons usually it's at the out of the gate usually they start off really good and then fall off a cliff maybe this year they're doing it in the middle of the season or maybe they're good i don't know but until they prove that they're not they're my doghouse team and carolina

You can't do that, man. What are you thinking?

You can't do that, man. What are you thinking?