Ethan

Isn't that a eucatastrophe right there?

So, if you'll excuse me, I've got to finish a television show, and I've got to write a movie script, but I will see you all in the Shire.

Well, what the fuck is it?

Thanks, Peter.

How could it not be about the prologue?

That was literally what he's like, oh, I love this part, let's write a script.

Right.

Okay.

The film will be set 14 years after Frodo left the Shire.

That's not canon.

For the Grey Havens and follow Sam, Mary, and Pippin as they reunite for a new adventure.

Nah.

Meanwhile, Sam's young daughter will embark on a journey of her own.

Why the fuck?

How the fuck did you do that?

Stephen Colbert is writing a sequel to The Lord of the Rings.

You know how it ended?

All the interesting characters exited the story, and what was left is Sam to have sex with his...

little hobbit his little hobbit wife i'll be respectful it's not she's not my type okay and have his little hobbit kids and live a normal life that's what was the whole point he was meant to live a normal life you know as uh as they said in big lebowski to live you know a a simple life for us sinners right on behalf of all of us yeah something like that what if it's like a fun stoner movie

With Mary Pippin and Tom Bombadil, that would be so fun.