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Podcast Appearances
For the Grey Havens and follow Sam, Mary, and Pippin as they reunite for a new adventure.
Meanwhile, Sam's young daughter will embark on a journey of her own.
Why the fuck?
How the fuck did you do that?
Stephen Colbert is writing a sequel to The Lord of the Rings.
You know how it ended?
All the interesting characters exited the story, and what was left is Sam to have sex with his...
little hobbit his little hobbit wife i'll be respectful it's not she's not my type okay and have his little hobbit kids and live a normal life that's what was the whole point he was meant to live a normal life you know as uh as they said in big lebowski to live you know a a simple life for us sinners right on behalf of all of us yeah something like that what if it's like a fun stoner movie
With Mary Pippin and Tom Bombadil, that would be so fun.
And they're just smoking weed.
Wait, why the fuck would they do that?
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
It's called Shadow of the Past.
Shut up, Colbert.
Really?
That wouldn't make any sense.
Because Gandalf left.
Yeah, Gandalf left.