Evan Roberts

And then I think when you win a game that gives you less stress, as humans in 2026, we have to find things to bitch about.

That's right.

And so since you can't really complain about the game, even Aaron Judge going 0-4, it's kind of awesome when you think about it, that Aaron Judge went 0-4, the Yankees didn't hit any home runs, but they scored seven runs.

No, he was 0-5.

0-5, my bad.

You know why I said 0 for 4?

Because I stopped scoring in the seventh inning to do a Rico.

Yeah, I have to catch up.

I'm sorry.

You know what?

People turned it off.

I did, too.

I did a Rico.

I was like, why am I going to sit here until 11 o'clock at night waiting to do my opening day Eve Rico when I could just do it now?

Would you like to expound on your issues?

Because I know you speak for a lot of people.

And by the way, whether you want to talk about the Yankees, whether it's Netflix, and for the Met fans out there who are on their way to Citi Field, we'd love to hear from you throughout the morning, 888-808-1019, including helping out everybody to let your fellow Met fan know about the parking situation.

Well, tell everyone what's going on because I drove past Citi Field today.

I parked my car because that's my strategy.

I come here.