Evan Roberts

And I'm going to be kind to you here because you sound like a nice guy.

And you're in your 60s and I do respect my elders.

But this might be the most selfish phone call since yesterday's most selfish phone call.

Because the New York Yankees won last night 7-0.

Yankee fans want to talk about that.

They're happy about it.

The New York Mets, like moments ago, just won their home opener in a high-scoring game against the Pittsburgh Pirates where they knocked the best pitcher in baseball out after 37 pitches and only two outs.

And you decided that the largest audience on the radio in New York City needed to hear about your nickname.

Yeah, but you were still talking about your nickname.

We're not talking about the fact that the New York Mets are 1-0.

They scored like 70 runs today.

They knocked the best pitcher out after 37 pitches.

But I now have chapter and verse about your stupid nickname.

That being said, all due respect, you sound like a nice guy.

Call back anytime.

Those are the people that listen to the fan overnight.

Yeah, they're all special.

Who are upset by me.

Yeah, I'm sorry to say that.

They take forever.