Ezra Edelman

Okay, so we're playing, I want to say it was Tennessee, I'm like pretty sure. We're playing Tennessee, not going well in the first half. Like, just not going well. Like, super tentative, kind of nervous, probably, whatever. We go into halftime. I don't even remember what the score was. We go into halftime. He comes into the locker room. And he just looks around.

And the man is prolific at like storytelling in general and in these moments of like building up. He's just, and he knows when to just like drop the bomb on us. So anyways, he comes in and he just looks around, you know, makes eye contact and he goes, do you know what this is? Do you know what this is? This is all your buttholes right now. He's *** though. This is all your ***.

And the man is prolific at like storytelling in general and in these moments of like building up. He's just, and he knows when to just like drop the bomb on us. So anyways, he comes in and he just looks around, you know, makes eye contact and he goes, do you know what this is? Do you know what this is? This is all your buttholes right now. He's *** though. This is all your ***.

And the man is prolific at like storytelling in general and in these moments of like building up. He's just, and he knows when to just like drop the bomb on us. So anyways, he comes in and he just looks around, you know, makes eye contact and he goes, do you know what this is? Do you know what this is? This is all your buttholes right now. He's *** though. This is all your ***.

And by the way, when he goes, do you know what this is? All of us are like, oh, what is that?

And by the way, when he goes, do you know what this is? All of us are like, oh, what is that?

And by the way, when he goes, do you know what this is? All of us are like, oh, what is that?

And then he goes on to tell us, yeah, just how tight we were playing. Oh, I have a question for you.

And then he goes on to tell us, yeah, just how tight we were playing. Oh, I have a question for you.

And then he goes on to tell us, yeah, just how tight we were playing. Oh, I have a question for you.

When has my a**hole been the tightest? I'm trying to think of what that scenario would be. Oh, I know 100%.

When has my a**hole been the tightest? I'm trying to think of what that scenario would be. Oh, I know 100%.

When has my a**hole been the tightest? I'm trying to think of what that scenario would be. Oh, I know 100%.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Larry Bird. So like you were just nervous because you were in the presence of Larry Bird.

Larry Bird. So like you were just nervous because you were in the presence of Larry Bird.

Larry Bird. So like you were just nervous because you were in the presence of Larry Bird.

Get to it.