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Faheem Anwar

👤 Person
11 appearances

Podcast Appearances

Bad Friends
Bobby's Break Up Tips

Yeah, you're good, dude.

Bad Friends
Bobby's Break Up Tips

And then you come in and we tie up your feet. What else happens? We like to tie up the Asian feet. Down the stairs in the basement?

Bad Friends
Bobby's Break Up Tips

And then I tie up. I said, I'm going to tie up your feet. Yeah. Why are you doing this to me? Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, why are you doing this to me, Mr. Jones? Put a little soy sauce on your feet. Why? I'm not tumbling. Yeah, you are. I'm not tumbling, Mr. Jones. You don't believe in Jesus. I don't. I'm Buddhist. I'm Buddhist, Mr. Jones. I'm going to eat your feet. Please don't. Oh, I see.

Bad Friends
Bobby's Break Up Tips

Ah, you got a good point, Cole. Ain't much to do when you're all alone all the time. I reckon you can smell as bad as you please out there in the wild. But come into town and folks start looking at you like y'all been rolling in cow dung. I reckon it's the dust.

Bad Friends
Bobby's Break Up Tips

Every time I come in here, it feels like she's going to read my soul. I ain't sure how she manages to fold the laundry so perfectly. Like she's working magic.

Bad Friends
Bobby's Break Up Tips

Yeah, what up?

Bad Friends
Bobby's Break Up Tips

Oh, what's up? Are you sharing that right now?

Bad Friends
Bobby's Break Up Tips

What'd you say?

Bad Friends
Bobby's Break Up Tips

Just the trade notes.

Bad Friends
Bobby's Break Up Tips

Sure, no. I mean, it's biological.