Faith Saley

It's the law. You have to do it. You're not allowed into town unless you're carrying a guitar and your heart on your sleeve.

It's the law. You have to do it. You're not allowed into town unless you're carrying a guitar and your heart on your sleeve.

It's the law. You have to do it. You're not allowed into town unless you're carrying a guitar and your heart on your sleeve.

That's cool. Well, Kate, welcome to the show. Chioki Ianson is going to read you three news-related limericks with the last word or phrase missing from each. If you can fill in that last word or phrase correctly into the limericks, you'll be a winner. You ready to go?

That's cool. Well, Kate, welcome to the show. Chioki Ianson is going to read you three news-related limericks with the last word or phrase missing from each. If you can fill in that last word or phrase correctly into the limericks, you'll be a winner. You ready to go?

That's cool. Well, Kate, welcome to the show. Chioki Ianson is going to read you three news-related limericks with the last word or phrase missing from each. If you can fill in that last word or phrase correctly into the limericks, you'll be a winner. You ready to go?

Soup, yes! This week, Progresso, the soup company, introduced soup-flavored hard candies called Soup Drops.

Soup, yes! This week, Progresso, the soup company, introduced soup-flavored hard candies called Soup Drops.

Soup, yes! This week, Progresso, the soup company, introduced soup-flavored hard candies called Soup Drops.

Which they describe as, quote, soup you can suck on. It's big news in my household because my kid has such a soup tooth.

Which they describe as, quote, soup you can suck on. It's big news in my household because my kid has such a soup tooth.

Which they describe as, quote, soup you can suck on. It's big news in my household because my kid has such a soup tooth.

Divorce. Yes, indeed. Penguins are supposed to be monogamous for life, so everyone is alarmed by a new study showing that a certain population of penguins have a divorce rate between 25 and 50%. I guess a certain flightless bird can stop being so smug at the PTA meetings.

Divorce. Yes, indeed. Penguins are supposed to be monogamous for life, so everyone is alarmed by a new study showing that a certain population of penguins have a divorce rate between 25 and 50%. I guess a certain flightless bird can stop being so smug at the PTA meetings.

Divorce. Yes, indeed. Penguins are supposed to be monogamous for life, so everyone is alarmed by a new study showing that a certain population of penguins have a divorce rate between 25 and 50%. I guess a certain flightless bird can stop being so smug at the PTA meetings.

According to the study, if a reproduction does not go well for a couple of penguins for about a year, penguins will just split up, right? They'll just go their separate ways. I wonder what those fights are like. The male says, sorry, baby, I just need to spread my wings. And the female's like, and do what with them?

According to the study, if a reproduction does not go well for a couple of penguins for about a year, penguins will just split up, right? They'll just go their separate ways. I wonder what those fights are like. The male says, sorry, baby, I just need to spread my wings. And the female's like, and do what with them?

According to the study, if a reproduction does not go well for a couple of penguins for about a year, penguins will just split up, right? They'll just go their separate ways. I wonder what those fights are like. The male says, sorry, baby, I just need to spread my wings. And the female's like, and do what with them?

Exactly, yes. Quite literally Love Island.

Exactly, yes. Quite literally Love Island.