Faith Saley

No, it may make your hands leak cholesterol.

According to the study, after eight months on this carnivorous diet, a man in Florida had such high levels of cholesterol that it literally started leaking out from his hands. Now, I know what you're wondering. Was it the good cholesterol or the bad cholesterol? It's actually kind of interesting. It was the gross cholesterol. That is gross.

According to the study, after eight months on this carnivorous diet, a man in Florida had such high levels of cholesterol that it literally started leaking out from his hands. Now, I know what you're wondering. Was it the good cholesterol or the bad cholesterol? It's actually kind of interesting. It was the gross cholesterol. That is gross.

According to the study, after eight months on this carnivorous diet, a man in Florida had such high levels of cholesterol that it literally started leaking out from his hands. Now, I know what you're wondering. Was it the good cholesterol or the bad cholesterol? It's actually kind of interesting. It was the gross cholesterol. That is gross.

All right. So then how many does Paula need to pull away and win it all? Five. Five. Here we go, Paula. This is for the game Fill in the Blank. On Tuesday, the White House announced plans to impose steep blanks on goods from China, Mexico, and Canada. Tariffs. Right. According to officials in Georgia, blank flu was found in commercial poultry. Bird flu. Right.

All right. So then how many does Paula need to pull away and win it all? Five. Five. Here we go, Paula. This is for the game Fill in the Blank. On Tuesday, the White House announced plans to impose steep blanks on goods from China, Mexico, and Canada. Tariffs. Right. According to officials in Georgia, blank flu was found in commercial poultry. Bird flu. Right.

All right. So then how many does Paula need to pull away and win it all? Five. Five. Here we go, Paula. This is for the game Fill in the Blank. On Tuesday, the White House announced plans to impose steep blanks on goods from China, Mexico, and Canada. Tariffs. Right. According to officials in Georgia, blank flu was found in commercial poultry. Bird flu. Right.

This week, Thailand formally legalized same-sex blanks. Marriage. Right. On Tuesday, YouTube star Mr. Beast announced he was considering buying social media app Blank. TikTok. Right. This week, an Ohio man who crashed into a fire hydrant asked police to give him a break because blank. He was hot. No, he asked police to give him a break because he'd been drinking.

This week, Thailand formally legalized same-sex blanks. Marriage. Right. On Tuesday, YouTube star Mr. Beast announced he was considering buying social media app Blank. TikTok. Right. This week, an Ohio man who crashed into a fire hydrant asked police to give him a break because blank. He was hot. No, he asked police to give him a break because he'd been drinking.

This week, Thailand formally legalized same-sex blanks. Marriage. Right. On Tuesday, YouTube star Mr. Beast announced he was considering buying social media app Blank. TikTok. Right. This week, an Ohio man who crashed into a fire hydrant asked police to give him a break because blank. He was hot. No, he asked police to give him a break because he'd been drinking.

On Thursday, scientists warned that coral bleaching in the blank reef had reached catastrophic levels. In the coral reef?

On Thursday, scientists warned that coral bleaching in the blank reef had reached catastrophic levels. In the coral reef?

On Thursday, scientists warned that coral bleaching in the blank reef had reached catastrophic levels. In the coral reef?

It's on the Great Barrier Reef in Australia. That's what I meant. On Monday, new data showed that the Earth's magnetic blank was shifting.

It's on the Great Barrier Reef in Australia. That's what I meant. On Monday, new data showed that the Earth's magnetic blank was shifting.

It's on the Great Barrier Reef in Australia. That's what I meant. On Monday, new data showed that the Earth's magnetic blank was shifting.

Right. This week, a woman in Indonesia had to call the fire department to free her after her blank got caught in an office chair.

Right. This week, a woman in Indonesia had to call the fire department to free her after her blank got caught in an office chair.

Right. This week, a woman in Indonesia had to call the fire department to free her after her blank got caught in an office chair.

No, her nose ring. Oh, jeez. In a story that is definitely not, we think, about a woman sniffing furniture, the office worker had to call for help after her nose ring got tangled in the mesh of her office chair. According to the fire chief, quote, the incident wasn't the strangest call we've ever had, which really makes you wonder what other piercings have gotten stuck to chairs.