Father Dan Reehil

So this priest invited me up to Boston.

I said, I'll go.

I go up there, and he was amazing.

But he had this ministry.

So my first weekend there,

He has this woman in his chapel in the rectory who's slithering across the floor like a snake and foaming at the mouth and her eyes are rolled back in her head and he's doing all these prayers and then he looks at his watch and he says, okay, I'm gonna go celebrate mass, I'll be back in an hour, just stay with her.

And I'm like, what?

This is my first introduction to this life.

He leaves, she looks up at me, and she's got this weird look in her eyes, and she's got the foam coming out of her mouth, and I'm like, oh, hell no.

And I get out of there, and I lock her inside, and I sat outside and waited for him to come back.

When he comes back, and he's like, what are you doing?

What happened to the lady?

I go, no, she's in there.

But I'm not staying in there with her.

I mean, are you crazy?

You left me alone with her.

And he's like, oh, okay.

I sometimes forget, for the people who haven't been around this, it's a little jarring.

I'm like, a little jarring?

Look at her.