Father Dan Reehil

You go to the owner's manual when you don't know what you're doing, right?

You should anyway.

I know we buy, you know, dressers and things from...

the Scandinavian, what is it called?

Ikea.

Ikea.

And we sit down and go, I can do this without the instructions.

And then two hours later, I'm like, I have six extra parts here.

What am I doing wrong?

So you need to go to the owner's manual, right?

And the Bible is the owner's manual for mankind to know how we're supposed to live and behave and work.

Like, if you're passing a guy on the highway who's got a broken-down car, and he's got the engine open, and he's looking at the engine, and he's got the oil cap open, and he's got a jar of oil in this hand, and he's got a jar of honey in this hand, and he doesn't know which one, and you're like, hey, buddy, let me help you.

I know a little bit about cars.

No, no, I know what I'm doing.

Leave me alone.

I go, you should at least check the owner's manual.

It's going to say put the oil in the oil container.

And he's like, no, I'm good, and he dumps the honey in.

And he goes to start the car, and it's like dead.

Yeah, you didn't listen.