Felipe Esparza

I never had cowboy boots. I've had Doc Martin, but not cowboy boots.

I never had cowboy boots. I've had Doc Martin, but not cowboy boots.

I never had cowboy boots. I've had Doc Martin, but not cowboy boots.

Five-inch heels. Steletos.

Five-inch heels. Steletos.

Five-inch heels. Steletos.

I don't know, man. I put mercury on them.

I don't know, man. I put mercury on them.

I don't know, man. I put mercury on them.

Is the lipstick, well, I don't know, the lipsticks, well, the native lipsticks, it's made out of smashed little bugs.

Is the lipstick, well, I don't know, the lipsticks, well, the native lipsticks, it's made out of smashed little bugs.

Is the lipstick, well, I don't know, the lipsticks, well, the native lipsticks, it's made out of smashed little bugs.

Smashed little bugs, you put them on here.

Smashed little bugs, you put them on here.

Smashed little bugs, you put them on here.

It couldn't be better than a horse up your ass.

It couldn't be better than a horse up your ass.

It couldn't be better than a horse up your ass.

Yeah, there was a woman back in, I don't know, 1800, 1900. She was the first woman to make a woman's magazine on clothing and home gardening, how to cook. She was first lady to put recipes in a magazine. Oh, yeah? Kind of like for a homemaker.

Yeah, there was a woman back in, I don't know, 1800, 1900. She was the first woman to make a woman's magazine on clothing and home gardening, how to cook. She was first lady to put recipes in a magazine. Oh, yeah? Kind of like for a homemaker.