Felipe Esparza

Go to the website. April 5th, I'll be in San Diego with Paul Rodriguez. And April 25th, I'll be in San Diego with a bunch of comedians.

Go to the website. April 5th, I'll be in San Diego with Paul Rodriguez. And April 25th, I'll be in San Diego with a bunch of comedians.

Go to the website. April 5th, I'll be in San Diego with Paul Rodriguez. And April 25th, I'll be in San Diego with a bunch of comedians.

All right. Felipe, always good to see you, my brother.

All right. Felipe, always good to see you, my brother.

All right. Felipe, always good to see you, my brother.

All right.

All right.

All right.

Hey there, cats and kittens, and best to you.

Welcome to the episode before the episode that officially starts season number six of the commercial break.

Here's a history lesson.

On March 10th, 1876, Alexander Graham Bell made the very first phone call to his assistant, Tom Watson.

And do you want to know what the first thing ever said was?

And then Watson and Bell went on to figure out how to charge us all a bunch of money to send electrical signals across wires.

And when I was born, if you wanted to call a place like England, you'd pick up your physical phone sticking to your kitchen wall, dial zero, and have an actual person help you connect to the phone number across the pond.

Then AT&T would charge you $26.56 a minute to say three words, wait six minutes, and hear three words back.

And if you were lucky, you'd be able to understand each other.

But if it was raining or the sun flares were out or whatever the fuck, it's likely you'd hear some weird echo, fuzzy noises, or just generally have a shitty connection.

Telephone technology has come a long way.