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Felipe Esparza

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
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Yeah, Third Day Adventist. They grew up on all that horrible vegan food from the 80s. It's horrible, man. They used to buy... She told me this. I think it's called Lorna. Oh, yeah, Lorna. Oh, my God. They sell vegan Franks in a can. Oh.

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In a can. So you open it up and there's like four or three vegan franks in there. And then there's another package that has four vegan chicken nuggets. And then you can just break it apart with your hands and you can make, I guess you could put mayonnaise and make tuna or tuna salad or chicken salad or cut it up. Yeah. It doesn't sound bad. You're going to add a bunch of seasoning to it, though.

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In a can. So you open it up and there's like four or three vegan franks in there. And then there's another package that has four vegan chicken nuggets. And then you can just break it apart with your hands and you can make, I guess you could put mayonnaise and make tuna or tuna salad or chicken salad or cut it up. Yeah. It doesn't sound bad. You're going to add a bunch of seasoning to it, though.

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In a can. So you open it up and there's like four or three vegan franks in there. And then there's another package that has four vegan chicken nuggets. And then you can just break it apart with your hands and you can make, I guess you could put mayonnaise and make tuna or tuna salad or chicken salad or cut it up. Yeah. It doesn't sound bad. You're going to add a bunch of seasoning to it, though.

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Oh, they imprinted your face on it with the foam printer they have?

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Yeah, no, please do.

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I'll text you.

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I'll get that video.

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Because I didn't go to the Guinness factory.

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When I went to Dublin, we went during one of the โ€“ you'd think it snows in Dublin, right?

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That's the assumption I think โ€“ that's the assumption I made.

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When we went to Dublin, we learned quickly that snow doesn't happen there very often, but it snowed almost a foot and a half the night we arrived.

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You know, we found out that the chickpea can, the juice that's inside the chickpea, if you whip it hard enough, it'll turn into a meringue. And you can use that as a fake meringue in a meringue pie.

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You know, we found out that the chickpea can, the juice that's inside the chickpea, if you whip it hard enough, it'll turn into a meringue. And you can use that as a fake meringue in a meringue pie.

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You know, we found out that the chickpea can, the juice that's inside the chickpea, if you whip it hard enough, it'll turn into a meringue. And you can use that as a fake meringue in a meringue pie.

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The entire town shut down.

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So we weren't able to go to the Guinness factory, but Dublin was lovely.

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I mean, it was lovely.

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The people treated us lovely.

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Everyone was stuck.