Felipe Esparza

It was a big line for VIP, which is real long. And then the general admission was just as long. But if you wanted to buy bottle service right away, they just let you right in. That's it. And I saw a police officer. The guy, the Atlanta police officer, he was the size of a regular linebacker in the NFL. And he was fighting.

It was a big line for VIP, which is real long. And then the general admission was just as long. But if you wanted to buy bottle service right away, they just let you right in. That's it. And I saw a police officer. The guy, the Atlanta police officer, he was the size of a regular linebacker in the NFL. And he was fighting.

And if you made it this far, I am super proud of you.

Super proud of you.

No fault of Felipe's.

That audio was at times pretty rocky.

And I swear to God, we pay for like the best interview interface software supposedly ever in the world.

And it just fails us miserably sometimes.

He got into an argument with another person that was like a regular size defenseman from an NFL team. And they were both yelling. And, man, that cop, he took out that extended.

He got into an argument with another person that was like a regular size defenseman from an NFL team. And they were both yelling. And, man, that cop, he took out that extended.

He got into an argument with another person that was like a regular size defenseman from an NFL team. And they were both yelling. And, man, that cop, he took out that extended.

But that's okay.

Technology has never been our strong suit here at the commercial break anyway.

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The extended metal baton. And I saw him from the hotel van. We were about to park. And I saw him take it out and started beating that guy in the right places. You know, like a real cop, if he wants to really beat you up, he'll hit you on the elbows, the wrist, fingers, kneecaps, and the ankles. And that way nobody will see it. You know, that was just a regular beating.

The extended metal baton. And I saw him from the hotel van. We were about to park. And I saw him take it out and started beating that guy in the right places. You know, like a real cop, if he wants to really beat you up, he'll hit you on the elbows, the wrist, fingers, kneecaps, and the ankles. And that way nobody will see it. You know, that was just a regular beating.

The extended metal baton. And I saw him from the hotel van. We were about to park. And I saw him take it out and started beating that guy in the right places. You know, like a real cop, if he wants to really beat you up, he'll hit you on the elbows, the wrist, fingers, kneecaps, and the ankles. And that way nobody will see it. You know, that was just a regular beating.

The guy is prolific, and he's fucking hilarious.

He is a favorite here at this household, and I think once you get turned on to him, you'll figure out why.