Fin Taylor

Because you think this noble beast is being forced.

Yeah, and it's got a party hat.

And you go, this is wrong.

This should be let free to just eat fish.

Anyway, so Maradona, there's also a great moment in the 2018 World Cup where Messi scores a brilliant goal against Nigeria.

Maradona's in the crowd.

There's almost a callback to 94 where TV cameras pick him up going, like in the crowd doing a kind of Wakanda.

Was that 2018?

I'm pretty sure it was 2018.

It's a lovely little callback to the 94.

Yeah, and he starts fucking flipping the bird.

He's gacked off his nut in the stands watching Messi.

Anyway, so now that's 94.

Brazil win 94.

Roberto Baggio misses a penalty.

1998, my first World Cup.

Sure.

I collected Tesco's commemorative World Cup coins for this.

Now, this is where suddenly there is a new era of international football because 32 teams are now in the tournament.

And this is also where the expansion has to be covered by sponsors, which paves the way for... In my head, this is the first modern World Cup.