Fin Taylor

Qatar win every single round of voting.

Right, so let's get to 2015.

That seems pretty unanimous to me.

The FBI raids.

which also what's so funny is that he looks so fucked and yet he's wearing a suit that's what's funny he's always wearing a blazer and he's called fucking Chuck yeah weighs over 400 pounds a boisterous New Yorker was often seen riding a mobility scooter through Manhattan awesome I do kind of love I mean blazers should probably get on the Mount Rushmore Chuck Blazer might even get on

On Rushmore, yeah.

I mean, he does look like someone who sort of just bombs round regional England on a mobility scooter, fighting seagulls for shit.

So he basically, because he's a turncoat, a double turncoat, or triple turncoat, he had once been Blatter's right-hand man.

Yes.

But through no, through no abolition.

Oh, well, do the right thing.

Oh, well.

He's turned left seven times to turn right once.

So they storm a hotel in Zurich.

And so it's Swiss plainclothes police officers who are acting on behalf of the FBI.

They arrest basically all the head of FIFA, the officials.

It's all on Chuck Blazer's kind of testimony.

two days before the presidential election because what's about to happen is that Blatter is going up against Michel Platini who's the head of UEFA for the new head of president and they find some money in a bank account or a transaction of 2 million euros from Blatter to Platini and Platini has also decided to stand down basically making it a coronation for Blatter.

Is that right?

Yeah.