Flan

Wait, did it just open this year?

I want to go now.

Do it.

This is Layla? I think you should stop going to Layla Bagels and go somewhere else.

Because it's overrated.

It's like 16 or 17. I was blown away.

You should have walked up after and been like, hey, I'm... People cut in line all the time?

Did you? What? Did you make any new friends?

Was there a slide that went off the boat?

Damn it.

Well, then you can't say that because then they're going to get mad that...

Yeah, I had her best night of her life because her dreams came true again. I can't even keep that in.

wait you like get so excited i have a really funny picture of us and uber on the way to tiny's my friend collins is like staring like right into the camera and like it's like in the corner of it he looks hammered it's just like everyone it looks everyone's disheveled you gotta bleep his name when you just said oh sorry bleep um all right well sorry for the playmates that we just told you a bunch of stories that you're not gonna be able to understand

Are you guys going to sleep in bunk beds?

Are you going to gatekeep him?

What does the boat look like? I'm like, I want to see.

I want to do this for my birthday. Yeah.

Was that like this?

I'm hungry.

Same, I got nothing.

uh roadmap my accountant listens my accountant does listen actually that's funny like if you think about it to the pod saying like my my dad does all my finances he's a big big playmate so that's funny dad i did oh my friends were my friends didn't know collins loves your dad's almond butter company and because she saw that i have a bunch in the cabinet and she was like oh my gosh his dad like she loves that she loves it are they like nationally distributed

She's very excited.

Even my visitor friend got some.

No.

No. Oh, wait.

I don't know. Everyone got something.

Remember when you used to not want his company name in the pod?

Yeah, and it's probably because there were, like, rats found in it or something. Remember? Oh, what? Do you remember that?

And then make your way over to the fruit section and pick up some raspberries.

Yeah.

There's rock in my yard?

I said that we should add another verse one day and then surprise them.

Yeah.

If there's any playmates out there with like plugs for your finger gloves.

Let us know.

Everyone's eating lunch right now.

Maybe let's change. Wait, we didn't finish the roadmap.

She got out of the way.

Oh, that's so funny.

Pew! Pew! Pew!

Pitches. Okay. First pitch is from Jack Murphy.

Hi, Jack Murphy.

Jack Murphy says, Hello, Lauren and her two little Russian nesting dolls. First time pitcher here. I've got a pretty revolutionary.

All right. He says, what is the worst part about stopping on a road trip?

Okay. He says, not knowing what snacks the gas station has or getting in there and realizing that they don't have your favorite candy or soda. Introducing Snack Search, an app that not only shows how many gas stations and restaurant stops are within distance, but also what kind of goods they have to offer. Want some M&Ms? There's a gas station with a great selection in two miles.

Feeling Skittles instead? The mobile a mile further has the big bags for you. I think this will change the game on snacking forever.

Yeah, I think that's fun. I mean, I feel like when I go on Maps sometimes, I want to just be able to search like something so specific. And I'm surprised that Apple hasn't incorporated that into.

You got a crazy hat.

Who up? Okay. Thanks, Jack.

Next pitch is from Dylan Latour.

Dylan Latour.

Latour. He says, hi, Snap, Crackle, and Pop.

Pop.

I've got what I believe to be a million dollar idea. I'm listening. Everybody loves paintball and it's a great company outing or bachelor party style event that gets everyone closer. But what is the one thing that almost every guy would kill to do again?

So just say it again. Okay. Everybody loves paintball.

And it's a great company outing or bachelor party style event that gets everyone closer. But what is the one thing that almost every guy would kill to do again?

Okay. Well, he says, play one more game of football in full pads. Welcome to Goal Line, the first rental-style business that provides a facility with a field and all the equipment you need to play a good old game of pigskin. Is your buddy getting married? Take 13 of your best friends with you to play some classic, full-contact, seven-on-seven games of football. Also, you'll have to sign a waiver.

Goal Line will not be responsible for any injuries, CTE, or death. Also, I think I just got arrested. Love you guys. Thanks for making my work weeks more enjoyable.

Lauren? You can't take him home.

I saw the cutest doggies.

Does the dog get to pick the setting?

That's true.

I'm trying to figure out... I really don't want to go to the grocery store, but I shouldn't spend money on, like... I know, me too.

Do you guys go to different barbers every time? Like you're not picky about that?

You travel as a duo.

I think I've heard this theory before.

And he was like, I won't.

No, I said I think I've heard this theory before where people saw them in the background or something.

I'm digging that right there. He said he's going to smoke you like a pack of Lucky Stripes. Chain smoking. I can get with that country song. I bet you can. I'm going to chain smoke you on this cruise.

They seem so happy. I'm obsessed with that. Yeah, that's sweet.

Me too.

No, I'm like scared. How is that? It's insane. When is that going to be able to occur?

When I become a millionaire. He's just a boy.

I hope I'm a billionaire.

I wonder if that is even possible for me in this lifetime.

Are there any trillionaires? Is that a thing?

Okay, who dis?

The one day I wear a sports bra.

No, I'm terrified of this, actually.

Nauseating.

Isn't that interesting?

What? Or why? How?

What?

Wait, do that again. I was talking.

What?

I think there's something very beautiful and special about it.

That's like bad, right?

I don't know this song. I'll have to listen.

So the Australia ones are the good ones. It'll say on the logo, Ugg by Australia.

I know. He's nine.

Wait, what? Wait, what?

Are you on Main Street?

Who is this guy?

No, we were like, what are you doing, man?

So no party wanted to go outside and be like, hey, what's going on? No.

That place is pretty close to my house.

So pizza's their main... That's their main thing? Or...

Panis?

What a sick couple.