Fletch

They reflect back to you how you feel.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, a couple of awkward moments, you're not very good.

But the other one I love is, like, in Melbourne, I was, like, the backstage in Melbourne, a comedy festival, it's just a pop-up thing.

You're literally just ducked behind a curtain.

Yeah.

So you hear everyone coming in, and sometimes you'll hear people, like, chatting, oh, you know, I know, I'm excited, and you're like...

Like, I can't wait to come out and entertain you.

Oh, no.

And there was one night, again, it was like a quiet, late show on a weeknight, and I heard these people coming in, and they were ushering them to the front, you know, like, fill up from the front, fill up from the front, because people get scared of comedians.

Yeah.

And this woman was walking by.

She goes, fuck, I hope she's nice.

Is she mean?

I hope she's not mean.

And then I said from behind the curtain, don't worry, I'm nice.

Like this.

She must have been like, what the fuck?

They think I'm in some kind of elaborate backstage area.

I'm like, no, no, no, this is, I'm a mom.