Former White House Official
Appearances
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Hits 100 Days & Canada Celebrates By Electing the Anti-Trump | Katherine Maher
I think who I voted for would be the best to take care of Trump because Trump is, I'm sorry to say, an asshole.
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Trump Hits 100 Days & Canada Celebrates By Electing the Anti-Trump | Katherine Maher
Would it fall under waste, fraud, or abuse? So I was in charge of helping essentially keep American consumers from getting ripped off by financial companies.
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Trump Hits 100 Days & Canada Celebrates By Electing the Anti-Trump | Katherine Maher
Fraud, waste, or abuse? I thought I signed up to make sure that those things didn't happen, but apparently I was mistaken.
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Trump Hits 100 Days & Canada Celebrates By Electing the Anti-Trump | Katherine Maher
A lot of people do.
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Trump Hits 100 Days & Canada Celebrates By Electing the Anti-Trump | Katherine Maher
I'm no mathematician, but that sounds pretty good. We've gotten $21 billion back in restitution and relief to Americans who were scammed by their financial companies. And it's even better because we don't cost taxpayers a single dollar.
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Trump Hits 100 Days & Canada Celebrates By Electing the Anti-Trump | Katherine Maher
So the administration decided to put us on administrative leave. And then they just started another round of firing. But since I got fired once already, I was not able to get back into my laptop. So I don't know if I have a letter or that.
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Trump Hits 100 Days & Canada Celebrates By Electing the Anti-Trump | Katherine Maher
If you wanted to take over all of your competitor's business, one way you could do that is you could go to every financial regulator, every government agency that has sensitive data from the private sector. You could suck that data into some sort of AI, large language model, and then you could use it to undercut all of American industry.
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Trump Hits 100 Days & Canada Celebrates By Electing the Anti-Trump | Katherine Maher
You would? I would. They need people that actually care about the American people.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Hits 100 Days & Canada Celebrates By Electing the Anti-Trump | Katherine Maher
Yes.
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Republicans Desperately Spin Yemen Group Chat Fumble | Mayor Michelle Wu
One former White House official told Politico their personal phones are all hackable, and it's highly likely that foreign intelligence services are sitting on their phones watching them type the shit out.
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Harvard Rejects Trump Order, SCOTUS Gets Left on Read | Nimesh Patel
But yesterday at the White House, Bukele said he didn't have the authority to release Garcia either.
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Harvard Rejects Trump Order, SCOTUS Gets Left on Read | Nimesh Patel
So if the United States wants to go in that direction of completely shutting itself out of the China market, be my guest.
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Harvard Rejects Trump Order, SCOTUS Gets Left on Read | Nimesh Patel
Yeah, and China will lose the U.S. market, which, as I've said, is 15%. We don't care.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Harvard Rejects Trump Order, SCOTUS Gets Left on Read | Nimesh Patel
We don't care. We don't care.
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Harvard Rejects Trump Order, SCOTUS Gets Left on Read | Nimesh Patel
A town in France has replaced Coca-Cola with apple juice at municipal events.
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Harvard Rejects Trump Order, SCOTUS Gets Left on Read | Nimesh Patel
A boycott of Coca-Cola.
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Harvard Rejects Trump Order, SCOTUS Gets Left on Read | Nimesh Patel
They will content themselves with the Statue of Liberty on the Quai de Seine in Paris. These French people will not set foot in the United States as long as Donald Trump is in power.
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Harvard Rejects Trump Order, SCOTUS Gets Left on Read | Nimesh Patel
I think Musk should be placed under a mandatory psychiatric hold. This guy has 13 to 15 children around the world. He's a junkie, a nutcase. Come on.
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Harvard Rejects Trump Order, SCOTUS Gets Left on Read | Nimesh Patel
These are not actions one does to a friend. Totally unnecessary and stupid.
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Harvard Rejects Trump Order, SCOTUS Gets Left on Read | Nimesh Patel
The madness of a mentally ill man. The biggest assault we have seen since the end of the Second World War.
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China Strikes Back at Tariffs by Roasting JD Vance & Selling Out Luxury Retailers | Sen. Tammy Duckworth
China announced they're restricting imports of Hollywood movies to their country.
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China Strikes Back at Tariffs by Roasting JD Vance & Selling Out Luxury Retailers | Sen. Tammy Duckworth
Yesterday, the White House press secretary, reading a statement she said President Trump dictated.
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China Strikes Back at Tariffs by Roasting JD Vance & Selling Out Luxury Retailers | Sen. Tammy Duckworth
China needs to make a deal with us. We don't have to make a deal with them. There's no difference between China and any other country, except they are much larger.
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TDS Time Machine | International Diplomacy
You got some explaining to do, White House. I can tell you that the president assured the chancellor that the United States is not monitoring and will not monitor the communications of the chancellor.