Harvard Rejects Trump Order, SCOTUS Gets Left on Read | Nimesh Patel

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What happened with the Maryland father's mistaken deportation to El Salvador?

Narrator 1:29
The Trump administration says it cannot return a Maryland man mistakenly deported to El Salvador. Trump officials argue that since Abrego Garcia is locked inside a prison in El Salvador, it's essentially not their problem anymore and they can't do anything about it.
But yesterday at the White House, Bukele said he didn't have the authority to release Garcia either.

Why is the Trump administration ignoring the Supreme Court’s order?

Nimesh Patel 1:48
I don't have the power to return him to the United States.
Narrator 1:52
This is like every customer service call I've ever been on. Oh, I'm sorry, this is billing. You're looking for technical support. Let me transfer you. Hello, this is technical support. Oh, sorry, you need billing. Can someone just help me cancel my cable? Except for Comedy Central, which is a vital service for American society. But the Trump administration isn't just enjoying their fun new constitutional loophole. They're also going on offense. That's why Stephen Miller, Trump advisor and multiverse's most whiny Lex Luthor, was also on the driveway asking questions he did not want the answer to.
Stephen Colbert 2:27
Can anyone here tell me, what would happen to the illegal alien from El Salvador if he came back from the United States? Does anyone here know? Does anyone want to guess? Any of you. He could be with his family. What? Any of you know the answer to the question? Legally, what would happen if he came back here? Does any of you know? Any of you? Do you really believe the Supreme Court? I'm talking now. Do you really believe the Supreme Court doesn't think he should be retired? Why was it you now? You're done.
Narrator 2:53
You asked a question, man. You can't be mad that they're trying to answer you. It's like if a teacher said, OK, class, who can tell me the capital of Norway? Anyone? Anyone? Shut the up. Now answer the question. I said shut up. But it's not just Stephen Miller. The entire Trump administration is getting frustrated with how these dumb libs are whining about this one guy from Maryland. Oh, it's so awful. We accidentally sent a guy to the world's worst prison without trial or due process. Shut the up, okay? Because according to Homeland Security, he wasn't that great.
Ronny Chieng (performing a bit) 3:28
The media would love for you to believe that this is a media darling, that he's just some Maryland father. Well, Osama bin Laden was also a father, and yet he wasn't a good guy, and they actually are both terrorists.
Narrator 3:39
This tween influencer is right. It's the position of this administration that all fathers are basically Osama bin Laden. I mean, seriously, this guy has no criminal record at all. If he's a terrorist, he might be the worst terrorist ever. I mean, he's been in America for 14 years and hasn't done any terrorism. So maybe Trump is right. Maybe immigrants really are lazy. What? Like, what is happening here, okay? This is America. We don't just send someone to prison without evidence. We plant the evidence on them. It's called due process. But at least one Democrat is actually going to do something about this.
Senator Chris Murphy 4:18
Maryland Senator Chris Van Hollen says he's considering going to El Salvador to meet with the country's president.

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