Kash Patel Gets Tangled in Bestiality Questions & Don Jr. Gets a Blushing Bribe | Colin Kaepernick
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What absurd speech‑propaganda is Pete Hegseth demanding from the Pentagon?
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Welcome to The Daily Show. I'm Josh Johnson. We've got so much to talk about tonight. Canada is mad at us, but they're too polite to say why. Pete Hegseth orders a strike on Fugly. And Kash Patel tells Congress he does not like it doggy style. So let's get into it with another edition of The Worst Wing. What
a bunch of losers.
Let's kick things off with Pete Hegseth, Secretary of Defense and guy at the tattoo parlor who's always getting asked, are you sure? He may be in charge of a war that we're clearly losing, but don't worry, Hegseth is laser focused on making sure his next speech looks sexy.
Well, according to the Wall Street Journal tonight, Hegseth's Pentagon is focused on finding troops who embody the secretary's specific brand of masculinity to serve as the backdrop for his next speech. Commanders are now reportedly being asked to nominate troops who meet Hegseth's waist-to-height requirements and also exhibit, quote-unquote, impeccable grooming standards.
I'm sorry, is this guy still in charge of the military, or is he in charge of casting Love Island? I can just see him screaming, like, all these soldiers are gonna watch this speech shirtless, so no pepperoni nipples! I have never heard anyone say the phrase waist-to-height ratio before. This man cannot count the number of missiles you need to fight a war with Iran, but when it comes to male physique, he's a beautiful mind? And asking for impeccable grooming is a little strange, you know? But it's nice to know this administration is finally taking grooming seriously.
But let's move on from Pete Hexeth to another perfect specimen of masculinity, Donald Trump Jr. This summer, he celebrated one of the most important days in any man's life, his second wedding.
We had an awesome small ceremony in the Bahamas. It was just absolutely cool. I think I got some video.
I'll give you sleep. Oh, since the day I saw you, I have been waiting for you. You know I will adore you till eternity.
What a beautiful ceremony in the church from sinners.
But poor Tiffany, even at a wedding that's basically in a room, she could only get an obstructed view? Still, I'm not gonna hate on this story. For once, I'm glad to see that Trump's finally having a family get-together without any corruption.
A Russian oligarch with ties to Vladimir Putin paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to help finance Donald Trump Jr.' 's recent wedding celebration in the Bahamas.
Here comes the bribe. From a Russian guy. All right, what did Comrade Oligarch give
him? The parties that followed were anything but low-key, including professional dancers and a large fireworks display. ProPublica says this man, Umar Kremlev, seen in the back of this photo, footed the bill. Dang, look at him back there! He paid for all that
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