Mitch McConnell Returns & Trump Dismisses AI Doomsday Warnings | Danielle Brooks

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Jordan Klepper 1:34
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What did Mitch McConnell say about his health rumors on the first day back in Congress?

Jordan Klepper 2:25
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Sean Stewart 2:41
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Britt Lower 2:47
From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Center. It's America's only source for news. This is the Daily Show with your host, Josh Johnson.
Josh Johnson 3:09
Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Josh Johnson. We've got so much to talk about tonight. Forget your job. AI's coming for you. Climate change gets an unlikely new hero, and Mitch McConnell is back, and I'm guessing all out of sick days. So let's get into the headlines. Let's start with Congress, the only branch of government that ages in dog years. For a while now there's been growing concern about how old some members are, but it really peaked this summer when Senator Mitch McConnell got sick and disappeared with no explanation. The rumors spun out of control from him secretly being dead to people saying the photo that was posted of him in the hospital was photoshopped. It looked fine to me. He looks great.
Josh Johnson 4:01
But yesterday was Congress's first day back in session, so it was time for McConnell to show up, lock in, and show everyone he's feeling a okay. Let's go.

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