Josh Johnson

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13,207 appearances 64 recordings 8 series first heard Dec 2024 last heard 3d ago

Josh Johnson’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Welcome to The Daily Show.

I'm Josh Johnson.

We've got so much to talk about tonight.

Canada is mad at us, but they're too polite to say why.

Pete Hegseth orders a strike on Fugly.

And Kash Patel tells Congress he does not like it doggy style.

So let's get into it with another edition of The Worst Wing.

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Let's kick things off with Pete Hegseth, Secretary of Defense and guy at the tattoo parlor who's always getting asked, are you sure?

He may be in charge of a war that we're clearly losing, but don't worry, Hegseth is laser focused on making sure his next speech looks sexy.

I'm sorry, is this guy still in charge of the military, or is he in charge of casting Love Island?

I can just see him screaming, like, all these soldiers are gonna watch this speech shirtless, so no pepperoni nipples!

I have never heard anyone say the phrase waist-to-height ratio before.

This man cannot count the number of missiles you need to fight a war with Iran, but when it comes to male physique, he's a beautiful mind?

And asking for impeccable grooming is a little strange, you know?

But it's nice to know this administration is finally taking grooming seriously.

But let's move on from Pete Hexeth to another perfect specimen of masculinity, Donald Trump Jr.

This summer, he celebrated one of the most important days in any man's life, his second wedding.

What a beautiful ceremony in the church from sinners.

But poor Tiffany, even at a wedding that's basically in a room, she could only get an obstructed view?

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