Josh Johnson

As far as the NFTs go, they could have gotten me.

All they would have needed was like a nice Space Jam NFT and I probably would have been in a bad way.

I'd probably be on Money Rehab for a totally different reason.

You have me on the couch crying right now talking about how I owe somebody named Dexter Online $1,800 still to this day.

When I was at my brokest, it's like you don't even make decisions.

Like if you're not in the pool, everything that a drowning person does looks wild to you.

Because you're not drowning.

So you're like, why aren't they just swimming?

Why are they flailing like that?

Or when someone comes to help them, why are they pushing that person's head down?

And it's like, well, it's out of panic and they don't know how to swim.

I think that tax dollars are a lot like someone's ever owed you money.

And then you saw like an Insta post of them partying.

Right.

And you're like, what money did you buy the drinks?

Because some of that got to be my money.

And so then when you see your government doing things that forget disagree with things that you are actively like horrified by, you're like, oh, I pay for.

Oh, that's insane.

And so not only am I a little bit broker because I had to pay the taxes, but you're not even using it for a thing that like benefits me directly.

You're like, oh, this is devastating me twice because one, you made me count, which is also crazy.