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We've got so much to talk about tonight.

The war on drugs continues, and this time we're on the side of drugs.

We break down the latest tips to kiss Trump's ass and bad news.

AI might kill us soon, but good news, AI might kill us soon.

So let's get into the headlines.

Let's begin with President Trump.

He started his second term in January, promising to keep America out of foreign wars.

Now it's December, and he almost made it a year.

We know where they live.

We know if they've been good or bad.

What is he, Drone Strike Santa?

So yeah, Trump is launching a war on narco-terrorists, which, by the way, I get why he calls them narco-terrorists, because Americans know how to feel about terrorists.

We hate those guys.

But if you just say it's a war on drug dealers, that's a person we invited to bring us drugs that we wanted.

That's like if they told you to start hating your Amazon delivery guy.