Josh Johnson

Yes, we will.

It'll be 10,000 years before I run out of ideas for what to do with the money.

You give me unlimited money and I run out of ideas for how to spend it, I'll just start eating it.

Americans will always figure out what to do with extra money.

Have you ever seen how many Cybertrucks we've sold?

That shit can't even drive over loose gravel, and I still see one every day.

Now the question is, one year later, did Trump make us all rich?

Considering your nana asked the whole family to subscribe to her OnlyFans so she could pay the light bill, I would say no.

If I'm being honest, I don't know anybody who's feeling richer.

Going to the New York Times, Trump has used the office of the presidency to pocket more than $1.4 billion for himself.

Wait, $1.4 billion off of being the president?

That's so rich, it makes every other president look stupid.

Like, what was up with George Washington's wooden teeth?

You broke bitch.

You should have had them molars iced out.

So I'm going to say that promise was not kept, but you can't win them all.

Let's look at another one.

Now, did we get millions of jobs?

Well, if by jobs you mean the foot jobs your nana is given to pay the electricity bill, then yes.

Look, job growth across the country has actually been down, but there's one specific block of Washington, D.C.