Josh Johnson

HOW MANY POINTS IS THAT?

That was from yesterday during an event Trump did with the Artemis astronauts and the chief of NASA.

And we all know Trump loves space, so he has the utmost respect for these professionals.

He's sitting there like, hey, they say in space no one can hear you scream except for this guy, right?

He can definitely hear it.

Am I right?

Am I right?

And by the way, these astronauts do not look happy to be there.

They're like, this is the most uncomfortable I've ever felt, and two weeks ago I was pooping in zero gravity.

But let's move on, because while Trump was ear-shaming astronauts, the Supreme Court was busy at work.

That's right, the Supreme Court saw that Louisiana had two whole black congressmen, and they were like, whoa, what is this, Showtime at the Apollo?

Let's dial this back.

But now, thanks to the Supreme Court, black districts are gonna get erased all across the South, which is horrible for civil rights, but pretty great for all the new civil rights movies we're gonna be making, you know?

So this is fantastic from like a Denzel-only perspective.

And obviously, the Supreme Court didn't come right out and say that states can be racist.

Justice Palpatine isn't that dumb, all right?

He played it much smoother.

That's crazy.

All right.

So just to be clear for Alito, the map is not racist unless the guy drawing it finishes it and goes, man, I'm racist.