Ronny Chieng

He's a communist.

You came through this door.

Did you notice the white marble floor that was put there?

The nominee, Paul Ingrassia, saying, I do have a Nazi streak in me from time to time, quote, I will admit it.

Don't be such a stupid white moron, all right?

People are always going to be racist.

But before technology, you just quietly be whispering it to your friends, all right?

And for example, you walk by me, and then I say to my Asian friend, like, wow, can you believe he wears those shoes from the subway into his bed?

And then I walk by you, and then you turn to your white friend, and then you'd say racist things about Asians.

Like, what would you say about Asian people?

I already said my racist thing, all right?

This is a safe space.

Chuck E. Cheese is leveling up for us grown-ups.

Police in Tallahassee releasing video now of that arrest of a suspect who worked as a Chuck E. Cheese mascot.

Stop resisting.

Stop resisting.

You're being detained.

Stop resisting.

Police entering the restaurant, handcuffing the suspect.

They say he'd been identified as a suspect in a credit card theft investigation.