Ronny Chieng
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
We look back at America's one good day.
And Trump honors the class of 2026 with an inspiring message of horniness.
And later on, the legendary Weird Al Yankovic will be here.
So let's get into the headlines.
First off, it's graduation season, and I'd just like to take a moment to shout out all the graduates watching.
Welcome to the real world.
It sucks.
But yesterday, Trump gave the commencement speech at the Coast Guard Academy, and he had a different message for graduates.
And that message was, daddy like it.
We also have the only cadet who earned a perfect score on every single fitness test.
Wow, this guy must be something.
I think we'll have to invite him up.
I want to check it out.
Thomas, get up here, please.
I want to see.
I want to check him out.
Wow.
Look at this guy.
Look at the muscles on this guy.
Just hit him on the shoulder.