Stephen Colbert

John, I just, uh...

I'm sorry to interrupt.

I'm sure the commercial thing was going to be great.

I was going to do my commercial wrap-up.

There were some really funny ones, but others that were not as funny.

I just wanted to come over personally to thank you, man-to-man, friend-to-friend, for what you did for me last week on my show.

Stop it.

Now, for people who don't know, I'm in a little bit of a tiff right now with Conan O'Brien.

He claims that he made Mike Huckabee.

That's...

because he talks about walker texas ranger and chuck norris supports huckabee when the truth is everybody knows i made huckabee uh by giving him the colbert bump right then conan attacked me by saying he made me by talking about me on his show and last week this good man came on my show and set the record straight with a little bit of tape you know i did it about who made can i tell you why i did it i would love to because nobody puts baby in a corner that's right

Chuck, can we show everybody what John did?

We don't need to do that.

Yes.

Look at that.

I know it's alarming, but don't avert your gaze, folks.

Exactly.

So I made Huckabee, and Conan made me, and you made Conan.

You made Huckabee, my friend.

Exactly.