Francesca Amber

And so I viewed it and straight away I was like, I want it.

Now here's the problem.

The couple are an elderly couple.

Her husband's fallen down the stairs or he's fallen off a ladder.

He's fallen off something and he can no longer walk.

This is a three-story house and there is no one story that has a bed and a bathroom and a toilet and a kitchen on the same level.

So this poor guy basically can't get up and down the stairs.

They need to move ASAP.

I've got a problem.

My flat isn't even on the fucking market.

So am I a bit of a time waster potentially?

I'm thinking I can't let this house go.

I cannot let this go.

This is incredible.

Sorry, you're telling me.

I just want to remind you, the basement flat overlooking the rubbish pile with the fucking bars on the window that was also leasehold, so I might not have even been able to Airbnb it, versus a freehold three-bedroom house with a garden and a garage and a parking space on a gated development.

I'm sorry.

Are we getting the vibes here?

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So I was like, this house simply must be mine.