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Francis Ellis

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
543 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Saving Society w/ Francis Ellis!

And I'm like, no, no, that's okay. And they're like, no, no, no, you go. And they give me shotgun without even having to call it. I appreciate that. Sure. Sure. That's really nice. And it also, I don't know. If they didn't, would you just take it? Well, they've done it so often that now I almost would be shocked. If they were like, no, I got it.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Saving Society w/ Francis Ellis!

If some 5'8 guy just hopped up front and I had to clamber into the back seat and hold my knees under my jugular, I'm going to be like, who's this fucking twerp? Sure.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Saving Society w/ Francis Ellis!

If some 5'8 guy just hopped up front and I had to clamber into the back seat and hold my knees under my jugular, I'm going to be like, who's this fucking twerp? Sure.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Saving Society w/ Francis Ellis!

If some 5'8 guy just hopped up front and I had to clamber into the back seat and hold my knees under my jugular, I'm going to be like, who's this fucking twerp? Sure.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Saving Society w/ Francis Ellis!

Well, I got bullied. I don't like bullying. I hate bullying. Bad bullying. Who bullied you? In high school? Yeah, middle school. Middle school and lower school. Big time. People made fun of me for having red hair. That's a tough one. Yeah, it was always that. But it's funny, too. Like in all the Adam Sandler movies, a lot of Disney movies, the redhead is always the bully. Sure.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Saving Society w/ Francis Ellis!

Well, I got bullied. I don't like bullying. I hate bullying. Bad bullying. Who bullied you? In high school? Yeah, middle school. Middle school and lower school. Big time. People made fun of me for having red hair. That's a tough one. Yeah, it was always that. But it's funny, too. Like in all the Adam Sandler movies, a lot of Disney movies, the redhead is always the bully. Sure.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Saving Society w/ Francis Ellis!

Well, I got bullied. I don't like bullying. I hate bullying. Bad bullying. Who bullied you? In high school? Yeah, middle school. Middle school and lower school. Big time. People made fun of me for having red hair. That's a tough one. Yeah, it was always that. But it's funny, too. Like in all the Adam Sandler movies, a lot of Disney movies, the redhead is always the bully. Sure.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Saving Society w/ Francis Ellis!

All the O'Doyles were redheads.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Saving Society w/ Francis Ellis!

All the O'Doyles were redheads.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Saving Society w/ Francis Ellis!

All the O'Doyles were redheads.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Saving Society w/ Francis Ellis!

But he was kind of... He became the bad guy because... Because Mr. Incredible was a dick toy. Was overlooking him. Oh, yeah, that's true. The bully become the bully.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Saving Society w/ Francis Ellis!

But he was kind of... He became the bad guy because... Because Mr. Incredible was a dick toy. Was overlooking him. Oh, yeah, that's true. The bully become the bully.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Saving Society w/ Francis Ellis!

But he was kind of... He became the bad guy because... Because Mr. Incredible was a dick toy. Was overlooking him. Oh, yeah, that's true. The bully become the bully.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Saving Society w/ Francis Ellis!

Sure. I don't know anything. Look, I'm at a point in my life, again, now, where I don't need, I don't want to do bullshit. I don't want to say stuff like that. I'm at a point in my life. Well, I've been married and divorced, and now I guess I'm single again. Look at the mingle. It's a totally different landscape. I'm not looking to bullshit my way into bed with a 25-year-old. Of course, of course.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Saving Society w/ Francis Ellis!

Sure. I don't know anything. Look, I'm at a point in my life, again, now, where I don't need, I don't want to do bullshit. I don't want to say stuff like that. I'm at a point in my life. Well, I've been married and divorced, and now I guess I'm single again. Look at the mingle. It's a totally different landscape. I'm not looking to bullshit my way into bed with a 25-year-old. Of course, of course.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Saving Society w/ Francis Ellis!

Sure. I don't know anything. Look, I'm at a point in my life, again, now, where I don't need, I don't want to do bullshit. I don't want to say stuff like that. I'm at a point in my life. Well, I've been married and divorced, and now I guess I'm single again. Look at the mingle. It's a totally different landscape. I'm not looking to bullshit my way into bed with a 25-year-old. Of course, of course.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Saving Society w/ Francis Ellis!

I'm not going to want to go on a second date with someone if our conversation isn't interesting.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Saving Society w/ Francis Ellis!

I'm not going to want to go on a second date with someone if our conversation isn't interesting.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Saving Society w/ Francis Ellis!

I'm not going to want to go on a second date with someone if our conversation isn't interesting.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Saving Society w/ Francis Ellis!

I mean, in my ideal world, we just go for a walk. A walk? Yeah, go walk around the reservoir. A reservoir? You know, go walk along the river. It's free. Got a can of the goose. It's free. No app something? I wouldn't be calling you back if you take me on a walk. If that walk is- What am I, a German shepherd? Builds up an appetizer. Maybe we wander and go, oh, let's go get some soup.