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Francis

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
805 total appearances

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The Basement Yard
#493 - Joe Had A Dream About Frank

That's not what I meant to say. We had like we had my brothers had that mug from like Spencer's and it was like a giant mug that held like eight beers Or no, no, maybe like four beers and it was just like I know you're gonna tell we'll get to that soon and the first one was just like You're a novice Keep drinking! Whoa, look at the dress on you!

The Basement Yard
#493 - Joe Had A Dream About Frank

Really, just really being fucked up to people that decide they want to wear dresses from other genders. Genders are so, it's all over the place! And then the last one was just like, sorry drunk, I'm not an officer, or something like that. Dude, there was... Just go ahead. Go ahead. Maybe two summers. Two? Four? Four? I don't know how many.

The Basement Yard
#493 - Joe Had A Dream About Frank

Really, just really being fucked up to people that decide they want to wear dresses from other genders. Genders are so, it's all over the place! And then the last one was just like, sorry drunk, I'm not an officer, or something like that. Dude, there was... Just go ahead. Go ahead. Maybe two summers. Two? Four? Four? I don't know how many.

The Basement Yard
#493 - Joe Had A Dream About Frank

Really, just really being fucked up to people that decide they want to wear dresses from other genders. Genders are so, it's all over the place! And then the last one was just like, sorry drunk, I'm not an officer, or something like that. Dude, there was... Just go ahead. Go ahead. Maybe two summers. Two? Four? Four? I don't know how many.

The Basement Yard
#493 - Joe Had A Dream About Frank

You loved gadgets. I had a lot. It was a thing. For birthday, my sister would get me a beer gadget. I had a ton of them. You had so many gadgets. Inspector Gadget. I had the hat with the two straws that came out. In concept, a great idea. In execution, piss poor because then I had to like... Like, I couldn't, like, I had to turn around very slow. Just keep a drink out of a boot all night.

The Basement Yard
#493 - Joe Had A Dream About Frank

You loved gadgets. I had a lot. It was a thing. For birthday, my sister would get me a beer gadget. I had a ton of them. You had so many gadgets. Inspector Gadget. I had the hat with the two straws that came out. In concept, a great idea. In execution, piss poor because then I had to like... Like, I couldn't, like, I had to turn around very slow. Just keep a drink out of a boot all night.

The Basement Yard
#493 - Joe Had A Dream About Frank

You loved gadgets. I had a lot. It was a thing. For birthday, my sister would get me a beer gadget. I had a ton of them. You had so many gadgets. Inspector Gadget. I had the hat with the two straws that came out. In concept, a great idea. In execution, piss poor because then I had to like... Like, I couldn't, like, I had to turn around very slow. Just keep a drink out of a boot all night.

The Basement Yard
#493 - Joe Had A Dream About Frank

And so I saw Beer Fest, and I was like, this is my whole personality. This is the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life. This is the coolest thing I've ever seen. So someone, I don't even remember, and I know my, I really pray that my father, I don't know why I pray that he still has it.

The Basement Yard
#493 - Joe Had A Dream About Frank

And so I saw Beer Fest, and I was like, this is my whole personality. This is the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life. This is the coolest thing I've ever seen. So someone, I don't even remember, and I know my, I really pray that my father, I don't know why I pray that he still has it.

The Basement Yard
#493 - Joe Had A Dream About Frank

And so I saw Beer Fest, and I was like, this is my whole personality. This is the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life. This is the coolest thing I've ever seen. So someone, I don't even remember, and I know my, I really pray that my father, I don't know why I pray that he still has it.

The Basement Yard
#493 - Joe Had A Dream About Frank

Please tell me daddy has my boot. Anything, anything, I'll do anything for my glass beer drinker. What? Yeah, but it held three cans of beer, and it was legit. Like, the whole turn it thing was legit. Because if not, the bubble would fucking smack you in the face. Dude, just insane. Insane. It was crazy. You wanted me to get started? Yeah.

The Basement Yard
#493 - Joe Had A Dream About Frank

Please tell me daddy has my boot. Anything, anything, I'll do anything for my glass beer drinker. What? Yeah, but it held three cans of beer, and it was legit. Like, the whole turn it thing was legit. Because if not, the bubble would fucking smack you in the face. Dude, just insane. Insane. It was crazy. You wanted me to get started? Yeah.

The Basement Yard
#493 - Joe Had A Dream About Frank

Please tell me daddy has my boot. Anything, anything, I'll do anything for my glass beer drinker. What? Yeah, but it held three cans of beer, and it was legit. Like, the whole turn it thing was legit. Because if not, the bubble would fucking smack you in the face. Dude, just insane. Insane. It was crazy. You wanted me to get started? Yeah.

The Basement Yard
#493 - Joe Had A Dream About Frank

We lived in the prime time of Spencer's Gifts drinking paraphernalia. We had the Bongzilla. The beer pong table that lasted forever. We had the beer pong table that not only lasted forever, we brought it with us to several dozen places. It may be still leaning against your house in Connecticut. It might. Honestly, knowing my dad, if it's there, he's kept it.

The Basement Yard
#493 - Joe Had A Dream About Frank

We lived in the prime time of Spencer's Gifts drinking paraphernalia. We had the Bongzilla. The beer pong table that lasted forever. We had the beer pong table that not only lasted forever, we brought it with us to several dozen places. It may be still leaning against your house in Connecticut. It might. Honestly, knowing my dad, if it's there, he's kept it.

The Basement Yard
#493 - Joe Had A Dream About Frank

We lived in the prime time of Spencer's Gifts drinking paraphernalia. We had the Bongzilla. The beer pong table that lasted forever. We had the beer pong table that not only lasted forever, we brought it with us to several dozen places. It may be still leaning against your house in Connecticut. It might. Honestly, knowing my dad, if it's there, he's kept it.

The Basement Yard
#493 - Joe Had A Dream About Frank

Also, knowing me, it's probably covered with my urine because I've peed next to your house a billion times. Oh, yeah. I will say, this thing was built basically out of cardboard. I don't know how, if it's still around, there's no way it opens up and operates. Yeah, no. That thing was something else, man. It was like the professional beer pong eight-foot table. Yeah.

The Basement Yard
#493 - Joe Had A Dream About Frank

Also, knowing me, it's probably covered with my urine because I've peed next to your house a billion times. Oh, yeah. I will say, this thing was built basically out of cardboard. I don't know how, if it's still around, there's no way it opens up and operates. Yeah, no. That thing was something else, man. It was like the professional beer pong eight-foot table. Yeah.

The Basement Yard
#493 - Joe Had A Dream About Frank

Also, knowing me, it's probably covered with my urine because I've peed next to your house a billion times. Oh, yeah. I will say, this thing was built basically out of cardboard. I don't know how, if it's still around, there's no way it opens up and operates. Yeah, no. That thing was something else, man. It was like the professional beer pong eight-foot table. Yeah.

The Basement Yard
#493 - Joe Had A Dream About Frank

In the middle, it had like the... Yeah, there was a guy like this. Yeah, all right. It's like the NBA. Ah, good times. Good times. What's better than a couple of drinking games? Let's do an episode where we get two beer towers. Frank. And we do a beer tower race. It holds like six beers, Joey. We will be okay. Maybe not in a full episode. Maybe that's more of a standing out of studios thing.