Francis

Yo, have you ever seen like this Steven Seagal like him performing in like North Korea or Russia? someone will come at him and he'll just like grab their wrists and be like watch this and Yeah, like, what are we doing? And, like, in slow-mo. I agree. Those are... It's like we're, like, sharks. Where people, like... You know how they... You ever seen people hypnotize sharks where they do that?

Where they're just like, sharks are big puppies. Watch this. And there's a great white and they, like, put their hand on its nose and flips it upside down and, like, scratches its belly and shit like that. Apparently that's real. Apparently it is real. Yeah, but... Yeah, but... I don't... I would love to see... I'm riding a wave right now, so do I quit while I'm ahead?

Where they're just like, sharks are big puppies. Watch this. And there's a great white and they, like, put their hand on its nose and flips it upside down and, like, scratches its belly and shit like that. Apparently that's real. Apparently it is real. Yeah, but... Yeah, but... I don't... I would love to see... I'm riding a wave right now, so do I quit while I'm ahead?

Where they're just like, sharks are big puppies. Watch this. And there's a great white and they, like, put their hand on its nose and flips it upside down and, like, scratches its belly and shit like that. Apparently that's real. Apparently it is real. Yeah, but... Yeah, but... I don't... I would love to see... I'm riding a wave right now, so do I quit while I'm ahead?

I don't know what you're saying. For a Santagato Studios video, we get someone like a Tai Chi master in here to do those moves on us. Nah, I'd be so embarrassed. I also know someone that went to school for massage therapy, and they were just like, oh yeah, no, there are parts of your body that if I touch, you'll shit your pants. I'm not kidding. This is what this person told me.

I don't know what you're saying. For a Santagato Studios video, we get someone like a Tai Chi master in here to do those moves on us. Nah, I'd be so embarrassed. I also know someone that went to school for massage therapy, and they were just like, oh yeah, no, there are parts of your body that if I touch, you'll shit your pants. I'm not kidding. This is what this person told me.

I don't know what you're saying. For a Santagato Studios video, we get someone like a Tai Chi master in here to do those moves on us. Nah, I'd be so embarrassed. I also know someone that went to school for massage therapy, and they were just like, oh yeah, no, there are parts of your body that if I touch, you'll shit your pants. I'm not kidding. This is what this person told me.

I've not asked them to go for it. I'm open to that being real.

I've not asked them to go for it. I'm open to that being real.

I've not asked them to go for it. I'm open to that being real.

make me shit my pants i would need to experience that like you're telling me someone could just touch this thing and i would just fill my pants fill your shitty pants i would that would be unbelievable and you've been wearing bigger more looser pants now so you could probably fill a lot of crap more crap a lot more crap not only that but i would argue that's cooler than like a card trick

make me shit my pants i would need to experience that like you're telling me someone could just touch this thing and i would just fill my pants fill your shitty pants i would that would be unbelievable and you've been wearing bigger more looser pants now so you could probably fill a lot of crap more crap a lot more crap not only that but i would argue that's cooler than like a card trick

make me shit my pants i would need to experience that like you're telling me someone could just touch this thing and i would just fill my pants fill your shitty pants i would that would be unbelievable and you've been wearing bigger more looser pants now so you could probably fill a lot of crap more crap a lot more crap not only that but i would argue that's cooler than like a card trick

Well, yeah, because it's being done to your body. Bro, Vegas, this is a great thing.

Well, yeah, because it's being done to your body. Bro, Vegas, this is a great thing.

Well, yeah, because it's being done to your body. Bro, Vegas, this is a great thing.

I think it's possible, and I'll go one step probable. If we had a guy in here who was like, if I touch a part of your neck, you will shit your pants. Do you let him touch it? Not me, not me, no, no, no. Really? I don't need to. What if I got you pants? I don't care what you get me. It's not, first of all, there's no shower in here. Okay, but all those questions are answered.

I think it's possible, and I'll go one step probable. If we had a guy in here who was like, if I touch a part of your neck, you will shit your pants. Do you let him touch it? Not me, not me, no, no, no. Really? I don't need to. What if I got you pants? I don't care what you get me. It's not, first of all, there's no shower in here. Okay, but all those questions are answered.

I think it's possible, and I'll go one step probable. If we had a guy in here who was like, if I touch a part of your neck, you will shit your pants. Do you let him touch it? Not me, not me, no, no, no. Really? I don't need to. What if I got you pants? I don't care what you get me. It's not, first of all, there's no shower in here. Okay, but all those questions are answered.

You can get me whatever you want. What it would do to my, like, confidence. To shit your pants? Yeah, brother, I don't think I'd come back from that. Why? An adult man shitting his pants on the internet? We don't have to post it. I'll just talk about it.