Francis

Yeah. Listen, the amount of stuff that I had from fairs, they were giving out goldfish, rabbit's feet, Xboxes. They gave out a... It was a lot. When the carnival or the fair or festival, whatever you guys called it, feast someplace is called it, rolled into town, that was a lawless... section of the community at that point in time.

My mom hated that because me and Keith would come home with some animal and she'd be like, what am I doing? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Came home with a hermit crab. That sucks, dude.

My mom hated that because me and Keith would come home with some animal and she'd be like, what am I doing? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Came home with a hermit crab. That sucks, dude.

My mom hated that because me and Keith would come home with some animal and she'd be like, what am I doing? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Came home with a hermit crab. That sucks, dude.

I was going to say, these things, have you seen a hermit crab, how fast they move? They're pretty slow, brother.

I was going to say, these things, have you seen a hermit crab, how fast they move? They're pretty slow, brother.

I was going to say, these things, have you seen a hermit crab, how fast they move? They're pretty slow, brother.

Okay, then you should know that it was probably bullshit from the start. Well, Mrs. Crabtree, Frank, I was a child. Top speed, four inches per second. That's what Joe measures in. First of all, that's very fast. Four inches per second? One, two, three. Whoa, dude. Four inches is not- I think four inches is like- Probably, right? Something like that.

Okay, then you should know that it was probably bullshit from the start. Well, Mrs. Crabtree, Frank, I was a child. Top speed, four inches per second. That's what Joe measures in. First of all, that's very fast. Four inches per second? One, two, three. Whoa, dude. Four inches is not- I think four inches is like- Probably, right? Something like that.

Okay, then you should know that it was probably bullshit from the start. Well, Mrs. Crabtree, Frank, I was a child. Top speed, four inches per second. That's what Joe measures in. First of all, that's very fast. Four inches per second? One, two, three. Whoa, dude. Four inches is not- I think four inches is like- Probably, right? Something like that.

Yeah, no.

Yeah, no.

Yeah, no.

Your mom probably got rid of that thing and crushed it in the back alleyway or something.

Your mom probably got rid of that thing and crushed it in the back alleyway or something.

Your mom probably got rid of that thing and crushed it in the back alleyway or something.

No, it wasn't bad either. Oh. You were just in it. Okay. Nothing crazy. Okay. We were in a car. That means you're thinking about me. I think so. Oh, well, let me tell the story. Okay. But we were in a car and I was in the back seat.

No, it wasn't bad either. Oh. You were just in it. Okay. Nothing crazy. Okay. We were in a car. That means you're thinking about me. I think so. Oh, well, let me tell the story. Okay. But we were in a car and I was in the back seat.

No, it wasn't bad either. Oh. You were just in it. Okay. Nothing crazy. Okay. We were in a car. That means you're thinking about me. I think so. Oh, well, let me tell the story. Okay. But we were in a car and I was in the back seat.

Oh, what were you trying to say? I was trying to get your attention so that you'd shake me and I'd wake up. Okay. So I was going,